JonathanAnderso

12 April 2012

I was parked on a cliff parallel to the sea in Camps Bay, Cape Town with a African warlord, his henchmen and a police officer. I was talking to the police officer who i thought was a honest policeman who didn't take bribes, which is common in my home country. As we were talking the policeman slipped a piece of paper or something to the warlord and i took this as an illegal deal or agreement between them so i got extremely angry and i shot the cop, the warlord and his henchmen. As i was walking away a female cop tried to stop me so i shot her in the shoulder, she continued to try and stop me so i shot her in the other shoulder and she went down. I was walking away form the cars and Michael Kelso from that 70's show was walking behind me, trying to talk me out of hunting down all the warlords and killing them.