First Awesome Lucid Dream (Copied and pasted from I first wrote it)
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, 07-02-2011 at 07:36 AM (655 Views)
Most successful lucid dream to date. (Ah, excuse the language in here and if it sounds childish, I'm kind of embarrassed about this dream, but I did not want to change anything from my original write-up. It was written as SOON as I woke up from it, so everything here is my memories in its original form)
This dream takes place from about 9am - 10am when I shoudl have
been getting up to go to physics, hence it probably caused the
following setting.
I was in my physics lecture for the day, and I was with zreb actually
writing down notes and it felt like I was really there. At some point
I realized that I was dreaming, and thought it funny how I was
continuing to take down notes. I turned to (Online friend) and said that
"Haha, you know I'm dreaming so that means that it doesn't matter
if I take dow notes right now, but maybe I'm telepathic so we'll
see how this turns out."
At this point the dream decided to try and troll me by having the
standard nightmare "Oh dude do you have your paper ready to hand in?"
Now since I was lucid, I was wise to this being a dream and decided
to not give a fuck. The professor came up to me I just got up and said
"YEAH I DON'T HAVE IT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS IS A
DREAM FUCKER"
He just looked at me wide eyed as he continued to take the other
tests. Feeling pretty awesome at how this dream was STILL going on
in perfect clarity, I noticed a girl that somewhat resembled Sailor
Venus near the front. I remembered the trick that you could use in
lucid dreams to change things into other things, so I started to just
kind of push all my thoughts on her being Sailor V, she is Sailor V,
she is Sailor V, over and over again in my head, and lo and behold:
She turned into Venus. At this point knowing full well it was a dream,
I just decided to follow my dick since I had no idea when a dream of
this awesome magnitude would happen again. I went up to her, hugged
her and immediately thought about making out with her. Turns out in
my dream she just broke up with some guy and needed someone else.
this is where the long makeout session with Sailor Venus happened.
But NOPE I wasn't satisfied, I wanted to just go all the way and make
this the best dream ever. There was a girl lying on a couch I guess
to the right of where we were, because my mind was on Sailor Moon,
I thought about if she was her and lo and behold she was the goddamn
Sailor Moon. I think to myself "Hey I bet I can make this a threesome"
I go over to her and lay next to her and she says "Oh..you're not
Darien though..I can't :/" Her innocence came into play here and
I kissed her cheeks a bit, though at this point Venus kind of jumped
on me again and deep frenched me which..I mean I happily fucking
obliged to it, though was worried that SM would see it anddd not join
in. Well she decided that she did but was nervous at first, and this
is where control of my dream started to fade and it gets fuzzy. I think
it's because at this point I actually started getting full of myself
and started spending too much of my "dream thinking power" on thinking
how fucking awesome this is. Both girls were on each arm, but I never
actually made out with Sailor Moon, but you know what who gives a fuck.
Past this point, it somehow got to where I was a player in team fortress
2, aaand, I don't really give a fuck past that point, it ended with me
getting batted to the head by the scout and I woke up thinking that
I was going to be late for work and just "holy shit how long did I sleep
that must have been forever" when really it was just when my actual
physics class started.
welp, so much for being telepathic.