KwikDraw13

So I'm walking in this grocery store, and some anthropomorphic cat comes in with a gun and tries robbing the place. Suddenly, he shoots me, and I go to heaven... where a war is taking place. The good time was being led by Jesus, Zeus, and Master Chief, and they where all riding on winged dolphins. The bad side was Satan, Hitler and Darth Vader, and they where sitting on a miniature death star. Then all Hell broke loose (No pun intended) and Cthulhu rose from the ground and attacked everyone. So they teamed up to stop him, but pretty quickly Ryu mistook me for a bad guy (Don't ask me why...) And Hadoken'd my head off. Then I woke up...