I have no clever name.

2010-09-14

I was in a hurry to wake up this morning, and therefore didn’t have time to write what I had dreamt last night, and unfortunately, I forget most of it. What I do remember is being at some sort of facility, and me and the rest of my family was about to enter some portal thing, to where I don’t know. When we walked through, we were at our house, but the sky was an orangish red. Inside on the kitchen table were birthday presents to my younger cousin Luke. The first one on the top read (trying to remember) “USA… USA… we are the best!” Even in my dream I remember going what the fuck? After that I walked upstairs to where the Xbox and TV are. On the floor were a bunch of PS2 games, and almost not noticing it, I saw 4 new games. I thought, “oh yes, someone bought me the new Patapon games (they don’t exist; only 1 and 2 do). I remember the title saying Patapon, but the sub title under that for all 4 were something like age of mythology or something, and then an element. One for each element; Fire, Water Earth, and Wind. Each game case looked exactly the same except for a color difference matching the element. That’s when I was woken up by my mother calling my name.

I never seem to write anything in my journal over the summer months, too many late nights, not enough sleep.

2010-09-16

This dream takes a couple twists and turns randomly but is all part of one dream. It started as me and my friend John about to go sliding down this really big road on a hill that we found near my house during the winter. On our way down, a girl came out and was shocked at what we were doing. She said that under the snow were crops, and that we shouldn’t be sledding because it could hurt them. I then suddenly remember being at my house with my family watching a movie, and me watching at the counter in our kitchen. I got a text from john, but it was through a computer program called Steam, and I don’t own an I phone, or a cell phone at all for that matter. He was saying that he and (the girls name was Heidi, and she was someone that I had never seen before, dream or real), had gotten together on some sort of date. He was saying how he really liked her and wanted me to not put in my own efforts to get with her. I was silent, but he went on about how hard it was to swallow plastic Jub Jub’s. Then another switch, I was at some amusement park, with Heidi and we decided to go on some horror ride. 10 seconds into it, a plastics hand smacked me in the face. While I was rubbing my eyes, I wasn’t on the ride anymore, but in a dark room with a guy from school Robert. It was some sort of puzzle, which took us a minute to figure out, but this place was scary this shit out of us. The finally part of the puzzle was match these colored buttons, which I thought was too easy, but I quickly completed it, then grabs Roberts wrist, and forced him to press the button at the same time I did. Both of us were transported to a small dark room, almost like a closet, with a video screen in front of us. The video that was playing was of some spaceship under attack by an unknown craft. The video then shifted to a grave, to which the headstone state the person had died by Lethal Precision (which makes no sense, but my mind made me immediately think of getting stabbed in the head). I took a step back, and felt hands sweep the back of my ankles, which startled me. Suddenly, the video went out, leaving me and Robert in complete darkness. Someone grabbed my from behind, and whispered “I think that’s far enough” softly and quietly, before he stabbed me in the head with a needle. I fell down, and only remember seeing him reaching for Robert too. Last twist, I found myself in my international business class, front row. Heidi was sitting beside me, and we were talking. I was trying to charm her, because I wanted to go out with her. We talked about random things for a few minutes and then I woke up.

2010-09-20

I was in a science class at school, sitting beside a girl that I have never seen before. She wasn’t amazingly good looking, but she was kind of cute, and had a nice voice. After a couple of minutes, she started to whisper something to me. I couldn’t hear her, and all I could make out was smell. I thought he was telling me that I smell, and was appalled. Eventually she gave up, and wrote something on my paper. It had an arrow pointing to the top corner of my page, where a small button was, and said please push. I immediately pushed the button, and the fire alarm went off. Everyone shuffled out of the class, but the girl and I stayed behind. She pushed a bottle of purple liquid on me that tasted like cough syrup.

2010-10-01

This is the true dream that I wanted to remember. I have had this dream before, albeit with minor changes. I am at my cottage, and somehow, I am Batman, or am someone very similar, because I don’t where the costume, but do all the crazy Batman stunts. I cannot leave my house because a woman outside want to kill me, and can morph into a massive cat. When I mean massive, I mean like 30 feet long massive. I try to leave my cottage, only to find that it is in a coastline city in which the cat lady can easily stalk me. I manage to climb to the top of a buildings ledge, and look over the sea. A large sound catches my attention, and I turn towards the city gates, which are being forced open. The cat lady comes up behind me, but doesn’t kill me. Instead she comes beside me and morphs back to her human form. We both watch the gates for a few seconds before she tells me that this is the end. I look at her, and the expression on her face is that of profound sadness, as if she knows she is about to die. The large gates burst open, and thousands of living dead stream into the city.

The dream then switches to the view of the leader of a 3 man hit squad. The squad consists of one white guy and two black guys. They are trying to find the person responsible, and whom is controlling the living dead. The dream plays out almost as if it were a movie, witching back and forth between the hit squad, and me and the cat lady speeding down the highway, trying to avoid and kill the people whom wish us dead. Eventually, me and the cat lady crash through a wall into a large building, which is the last I see of them. The last switch is back to the hit squad, which is readying for the final assault on the controller’s base, which is an abandoned baseball stadium. Just before I wake up, one of the black guys states that he has to go alone. When asked why, he says that he must find whomever sits in seat 87.