LuMikkel

I was in a tank, Battlefield 3 style, battling a different tank. I missed my first two shots. A good two seconds later, I got a feed of random kills

MIKKEL JAVELIN player1
MIKKEL SUN player2
MIKKEL SUN player3
MIKKEL SUN player4
MIKKEL SUN player5

Which didn't make much sense, as I didn't fire a javelin and you can't use the sun to kill people.
I then saw in a replay camera how I got those kills. Someone fired a javelin at a player. The player caught the javelin missile in his hand. Then came my tank projectile which hit next to him, blowing up the javelin missile and everything around him. I think I killed Chuck Norris.