Italian Blame
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, 03-13-2013 at 09:06 PM (367 Views)
I was at a dinner party where everyone except me were Italian. I didn't understand anything of what they were saying, so I just went around and burned time. As I do so, I notice that a person is trying to put me in a bad light. A different person asks me if I could check someones bag to see whether his phone was in it. Without thinking, I go ahead and do it, until I realize he's making me look like I'm trying to steal, so I stop and walk to the other end of the room. I notice the person trying to put me in a bad light is whispering in peoples ears, and I now have a lot of Italians sending me mean gazes. They each separately come over and yell something at me in Italian, and I try to explain that the two people were just trying to make me look bad. Nobody listens.