MaximumRevolver

I got into some sort of army. We had fake swords and assigned washing machines. This one guy was mad because he got ranked with us noobs and said, 'Are you douchin me?!'

Some Catholic church made you convert in this city or you were executed. We had to prove that we were Catholic by reciting bible verses. Also Chuck Norris was working at Best Buy.

My family got into a country club. Everything was free but we had to go with these radical Christians. They sang grace at dinner time. Taylor Swift was there saying something about a bus.

I dreamt that I fell in love with one of my friend's sister. Pretty confusing.

I had a dream that I cut my own hair and a bunch of people watched. There was more to it but I don't remember.

I distinctly remember something about video games and pies. I had moved away to another college and my family had followed me there. I mistakenly signed up for a theater class. Jacks Films made a video (they did not in real life) about a character from a game I play and there was lots of criticism so he made a video of him riding around on a golf cart yelling, 'suck it!' I had been out for the day and I came home to my dorm and...snuck through the window? And my friend was sitting there wearing my clothes and playing on my laptop which was odd.