MaximumRevolver

I got into some sort of army. We had fake swords and assigned washing machines. This one guy was mad because he got ranked with us noobs and said, 'Are you douchin me?!'

Some Catholic church made you convert in this city or you were executed. We had to prove that we were Catholic by reciting bible verses. Also Chuck Norris was working at Best Buy.

My family got into a country club. Everything was free but we had to go with these radical Christians. They sang grace at dinner time. Taylor Swift was there saying something about a bus.