Patty's POSSE!! or Patrick's Onirowonderland of Stochastic Stupid Eccentricities. Giddy up y'all. :P

I think this was 2 dreams. peanut butter might just work after you stop taking it!

In the first one I remember being in a house that had a slanted floor where you have to crawl up the floor at like a 45-30 degree angle, I guess it was like the slope the house was on (I think it was on a slope?) and there was a bathroom, (toilet at bottom of slant, thankfully.) living room, and an entry room. there was someone (Presumably the owner of the strange house) in the living room and was talking about the house and how it was Asian somehow and he offered me some tea.

In the second one, there was something about a big war going on and how a goddess used to protect the people in ancient times through a statue of her, and I run all through the city listening to conversations I barely recall (this was a time before gunpowder, I believe) and somehow or another, I came up to the statue and a really bright shining blue (like a lit up sapphire) aura appeared at it's chest and spread all over it and everyone was like "OH MY GOSH SHE'S COMING BACK YAY!!!" but then it faded and lifted away from the statue like shards of crystal and sublimated into the air, leaving it as it was before, and someone was like "NOOOO!!" and ran up and started hitting the statue and I guess it's like hitting your computer because that made it work somehow and the statue turned into the goddess it represented (it changed colors to have blue clothes and the rock changed to skin) and from there it's fragmented but somehow she ended up fighting, and then later (it might be another dream) But I was riding with other people along cliffs, and we came across a building being built in the walls of the cliff and had been being built there for a long time, but cannons had damaged it and water damaged made it impossible to continue building.

that's just about it!