Polyhistor

Met up with Donald Glover and he offered me $5,000 to prank my best friend, so I show up at my best friend's house. There is a small party going on with a bunch of people I know irl, and I feel like I don't belong there, but they have Chipotle so I cant resist joining in and chowing down. Food tasted real enough but I didn't really enjoy it as it was non-lucid. Before I can prank my best friend he leaves to go to his girlfriend's house, but then I meet someone at the party that looks exactly like me, and he has the same sexy voice that I do. I think to myself that it'd be awkward if I mentioned the resemblance in case he didn't see it, but I talked to him anyway. He kept saying nonsensical things but the only one I remember exactly is,

"Two days of this party cost me the same as a semester of tuition at college." He said this with a smile as if he was really glad about it, so I said, "Damn that's a really good deal..," unsure of what he meant exactly. Then my cellphone's alarm went off and I awoke to real life.