PonyLemon

5:00 AM
I was on a podcast of some sorts, talking to a man who wrote some Objective-C libraries. My view turned to computer screen, displaying documentation on <time.h> and the means of using it (I know this is a C library, but I'm fairly certain we were discussing Objective-C). Shortly afterward I was talking to Taylor Swift, who was assuring me that the next time I saw her, we'd have sex and record it, using a SQL variant of a command called "SET RECORDING" (there was more SQL surrounding these words on the screen, but I don't remember what they were). I was planning on breaking up with her before she mentioned this, but I thought to myself "Nothing beats sex and porn" .

Later on I was with my father and sister, as we planned on going to India. Originally just my sister and dad were going to go, but he double checked if I'd like to visit "Manahastra" to which I agreed, though this appeared to disappoint my sister a bit. We end up in the car, driving around India and stopped in front of a small shopping complex. My dad decided to park behind some cars, in the way of traffic to jump into a building real quick and check something quickly. I was looking around, hoping we weren't in other peoples' way, but the only other person around was #42-91402, who tried guiding the car into a parking lot when my dad returned.

8:00 AM
When I woke up at 5, I performed a couple of reality checks and told myself repeatedly that I was going to be lucid, and, when I became lucid, I would scream that I was lucid as loud as I could. I did have trouble falling back to sleep but I was able to after some time and had the following dream:

I was in a classroom with a lot of desks, and empty space near the front of the class. I moved a desk towards a girl I knew, who pushed me away. A little childishly, I grabbed my desk and moved it to the side of the classroom, sitting in it backwards at first, and readjusting because of discomfort. A woman who claimed to be from Google moved to the front of the classroom and started up a contest, for a reward I do not remember. A girl volunteered, and the contest consisted of her grabbing the butt of the speaker and pushing her up vertically. The girl failed, and the speaker asked for other volunteers, though I did not want to try it in fear of getting an erection in front of the classroom (the speaker wasn't half bad ). In any case, I turn my head down to try and avoid being called, but she has helpers go around and pick people for her.

I ended up being picked and when lifting my head again, found myself in a field surrounded by several Google employees, including the original speaker. I could try the contest with another person instead of her, and chose to lift an older man. Instead of lifting him though, we branched off into a crowd of people, and I told him about myself (it became an interview). I don't think he liked what I had to say originally, and I tried correcting myself at times but suddenly my view shifted and people were collapsing on the ground. Beforehand people were fed these red caffeine pills, which I also took, and appeared to be of a very high "dosage." As people were collapsing, others were doing there best to stay alert. I had no problem, as "I've never had a problem with caffeine," but my view shifted to these two guys who eventually collapsed, and in turn, I suppose I did as well.

When I came two I was with two others (who may or may not have been the same two guys), and we were running down a street. My view was hazy, but I could see mutilated, bloated people spitting this corrosive acid at us. I had a BFG (from Doom) and were shooting the corrosive balls out of the air. When I ran out of ammo, I grabbed a fire extinguisher on the side and continued shooting others. It turned out an alien species had enslaved humanity, and I was running through with these two others trying to escape from Earth. We came to a very small rocket, that appeared to be made from a cloth of some sort, but a woman stood before us. I felt she was an alien in the form of a woman, and as she stood, she began taking off her clothes, trying to use seduction to keep us on the planet. I shot her in the face with the fire extinguisher and ran past her, as well as a classroom of tortured humans.

We made it into the rocket and one last ball was shot at us, but we closed the cloth doorway and managed to escape. As we were flying out, the rocket transformed into a car, and my parents were with me instead of the two guys. We landed on a planet and parked in a garage structure that was present. We got out of the car, and, worried about oxygen, my dad turned on the AC (which pumped pure oxygen out ). My father had a walkie talkie, and as my mother and I left the car, he started talking into it. We weren't sure who he was talking to, but I remember being worried he might have been cheating on my mother. I grabbed the talkie, but nothing abnormal seemed to be occurring, except his odd talking to himself.

The garage structure we were parked in extended into a house, and at this point my dream burst into clarity. They started making a dessert, either as celebration for escaping or for my belated birthday. They began throwing cookies and other non-perishable items into a bowl, but I stopped them, saying we have no idea how long we are going to be here, or if there will be food on this planet. They looked pretty sheepish, but agreed with me and started placing the items back onto the different shelves.

We began hearing construction sounds outside the house (this may very well have been construction noises occurring outside my apartment over the summer), and, looking out the back door window, I saw our backyard and a little past it. Beyond our house was an opaque blueness that surrounded the house, and I came to the conclusion we somehow landed in an alternate universe. Just beyond the fence and before the blueness though were humanoid boars, that were carving a tree into the shape of a boar. Running around them like dogs were smaller boar, though these had odd tusks and seemed extremely dangerous, as they could speed up very quickly. For some reason my dad decided to open the door and one of these dog like creatures ran inside. Our own dog was actually with us, and I was scared the alien would attack it, but it ran around everyone without doing any harm.

For a little while I thought perhaps we could not be seen, as we weren't part of this dimension. I also considered the fact that while we were in our original dimension, these creatures were also there, except they couldn't be seen by us. I remember coming across a book while thinking this explaining something very similar. In addition, it noted that there are only male and female across dimensions, but, in this one, and only in the ocean, there were also males and femates. What a femate is, I have no idea.

In any case, I concluded that this wasn't in fact the case and we could be seen. Through the back door others were gathering, but they couldn't walk through the door for some reason. I was scared so I told my parents we should grab weapons. Unfortunately, we left our guns in the car, and had to resort to kitchenware. I was able to grab sharp tongs, and my parents grabbed less sharp knives. This time when I walked back to the door only a grim reaper was standing there. The space around him, very vividly, would distort and flashes of red that I presume was a glimpse into hell, would show. He himself was very whispy/smoky, and staring at him was like trying to look at something just slightly off focus, no matter how much you tried to focus.

He also could not pass through the door, based on the notion that death must be invited. My father made for the door, and I tried stopping him, primarily out of fear that attacking death would send him to hell. As I tried stopping him he stopped before the door and sat down. He then swiped in front, and a console appeared in which a game was displayed and my dad entered a code. The cheat code forced Death to collapse within himself and disappear. I was amazed, congratulating my dad and asking what he did. It turned out in the google conference earlier, he was taught this code, and that it simply stated we weren't dead yet.

After this point my dream lost its vividness, but I remember seeing a variety of good and bad people in our living room, such as clerics, and hoping I could get as powerful as some of them. I remember thinking it's hard to live in a world with heaven and hell.