Ravemaster7

I am in a large city, in an open street. There are many trucks all around with large boxes in them. There are suited people nearby. I ask one man, "What's in those things, Magic cards?" And as he tells me, I realize, no, they're vending machines. Someone hands me an open 12-pack of Coca Cola and we start running. I guess I'm supposed to deliver it somewhere, but as we get farther from the heart of the city, there are more areas that are not good for running through. The man and I come across a group of people sitting near some trees. I stop to talk to them, but there is some sense of urgency and we are off again soon.

I am outside my house, standing in my street. I brush my hair forward over my face only to realize it is long in the back, and sticks up like a Super Saiyan's. I try to take a picture with my phone, but all the shots turn out blurry.

I am at some theme park with my friend Bryan. He and I are supervising some kind of log ride that lectures about history. A man and his extensive family are waiting to get on, and they try telling us why America is flawed and evil. They keep stopping mid-sentence to stuff their faces with food that they brought. Bryan and I try to talk some sense into the people. We keep coming to the same conclusions and voicing them at the same time. We get fed up and decide to leave and go behind the ride to a beautiful park with a view of the lake behind the water ride.

Bryan and his girlfriend Lynette and I are all in my room, but instead of my normal bed, there is a king-size bed, and we are all laying on it in our bathing suits, talking about random things. My parents burst in and act as if they had caught Bryan and Lynette having sex or something, because they start pulling extra clothes on and apologizing. I get mad at my mother and grab her by the wrist, demanding an explanation for her irrational actions.

I am in a strange house where my dad is sitting at a computer. I call my friend Tom on my cell phone, but for some reason we either get disconnected or I hang up. I text Tom my next thought (about playing Bomberman on GBA) and he responds in his snappy way that it is tactless to text someone you just hung up on. I reply that it is only tactless if Bach inspired you to do so (WTF??).

I woke up at 4:50, so I decided to write this one ^ in a notebook and then go back to sleep. I tried to MILD by repeating 'I will realize that I am dreaming' to myself, but it didn't really work. I do remember the dreams, though.

I am in a strange city with not very many people. I sit on a bench with a boy and his girlfriend, and when they ask me who I am, I tell them they're not going to believe me, but I'm from the future, I've been sent back to kill someone, but I don't want to. I want to tell them to meet me in the past and tell me to not go back, but I realize that this could create some paradoxical problems.

I am going to work at some office where a small Indian man is our boss. He tells us that he wants to try new foods, forsaking his country's sacred cow. I put some kielbasa in the microwave for him.

Vampires are trying to round up and kill a lot of humans, but their plans go awry when only one shows up to the outdoor movie screening they planned. I discover this covert operative and the humans all rebel against it. RAWR. Then I see my friend Starfox with his girlfriend Peggy as we watch the movie. Starfox is smoking a cigarette. I leave and run into some strange man outside of what I believe to be a library. He wants to use my card to get some books, but I hold off until Starfox arrives. Apparently the man is Starfox's (nonexistent) brother. We hang out and watch the sun rise.

I am in my livingroom at home when my girlfriend Angela comes over. My mom has found a trailer for some new Disney movie about reptiles. It seriously looks freaking awesome, better than Avatar, and I want to see it. Angela and I want to go to the mall or something for a snack, and then my parents decide they want to go too. Angela and I run into some people who think I flipped them off from my front door, but I assure them I was just waving. The mall is weird, and I find Sonic the Hedgehog soft drinks that have codes to download Sonic games on the underside of the cap. I show my dad; he thinks they're cool.

I am at a party at a house of a family friend. At first I am shooting arrows off their balcony, but then I go downstairs to get a drink. There is a man who is singing while he is peeing, and I finish the line he last sings.

I am IN that weird made-up Disney reptile movie, and I'm marrying a reptilian version of Angela. Their living place is very weird but decorative. Everything that's going on in this dream is really too confusing to remember.

Originally Posted by Ravemaster7

6/9/10

A friend, Jon, and I are at some kind of basketball thing for Pitt, but it's in a small building that does not have a basketball court; it kind of resembles my church's fellowship hall. Pitt is on the verge of some groundbreaking win, but they need a little oomph to get them there. I recall something that I own that would help them - an orange button/pin that makes the whole team perform better. I don't have it on me, but Jon tells me that he has one at his house, so we go. We're there in a timeshifting few seconds, and most of his 'house' looks like an outdoor garden. We bullshit around a little and then find the pin in a shoebox. I notice that his is different from what I 'remember'; it has an LCD display that allows some sort of skill adjustment. Jon tells me to hide because his mother and sister are home, so, confused, I follow his shoving motions into a nearby bush. His mom sees me, though, and tells me to come out and talk with them. Jon's mom is blonde, yet this woman's hair is black (in retrospect, I realize it to be another friend's mom). I can't recall what was said between us, but as far as I can tell, we got the pin to the game and helped Pitt win. Go us.