You're the Dream, Unicorn!

[Ravemaster7]

2 dreams 1 - I am in a grocery store with my dad. We find some weird ping-pong balls that work in that store as discount coupons. An old Chinese woman and her daughter want us to share our bounty, and my dad says he will, but he forgets and walks away. I find even more under a shelf, and give three to the daughter. Even so, they get mad at my father and fling him into a freezer with powers or something. I get freaked out and run for cover/try to come up with a plan. My dad gets banished to a prison dimension or something, but I vow to avenge him and stop the mean old woman. I then get stuck in the store and live there for... too long. I get some weird kind of wolf/ghost pet thing that zips around quickly everywhere. It waits with me. 2 - 1 leads into 2. With that same wolf-pet, I am outside a bar. The pet notices a kid from my high school, Curt, and we prepare to get rough on him. He runs away. I go into the bar and find Starfox, my roommate. It takes awhile, but even knowing that I am 20, the bartender gives me a tall glass with a doubleshot of some pink liquid in it. I down it quickly and prepare for more. Just as he is about to give us more drinks, someone says that the cops are there to bust underagers. Starfox and I scramble for the door and dive under a bush and run away.

[Ravemaster7]

first dream my friend Dru and I are... somewhere. There are hungry people about, and someone gives us 2 hotdogs and says to cook them. I use a lighter to light Dru's shirt on fire to cook them, but it never stays lit for long, and I keep burning him (because he is still wearing the shirt). I notice the myriad superheroes on the shirt and Dru tells me to burn Superman next, because he sucks and Dru hates him. next I am trapped in a shack with a female police officer, some dogs, and a crazy Satanist. He wants to kill us, he says, because drinking our blood will lengthen his life. A female accomplice of his arrives and they snap the neck of one of the dogs. I hate him. I am torn between my desire to stop or kill him and my need to get away. The cop tries to go out through a window in our holding area. I try to appeal to the man's desire for vitality by explaining how in the future, technology and science will allow us to extend our lives (I've been watching a lot of TED talks, haha). He doesn't seem to care. tsugi I am in a mall, standing near a pile of clothes. I am aware that I am responsible for the clothes, because I work at a laundromat in the mall. A suspicious kid comes up to the clothes, and although I know they do not belong to him, he browses some shirts and asks me if they are for sale. I tell him no, and as I go to take the shirts back and re-fold them, he pulls back on them, grabbing 4 or so, and starts to run. I notice my dad nearby and ask him to slow the thief down. Eventually I catch him, but he throws the shirts over the balcony (we are on the upper floor) onto some escalators below. I rough the kid up and drag him downstairs and make him pick the shirts back up. There are many escalators, and it's more like a waterfall of slow-moving steps than a traditional mall escalator set. fin I wake up in my room, where it's already light out and my brother is awake. We have to leave soon for some reason or another, but I have to pee! I pour Nerds into a cereal bowl and proceed to pee into it, watching the candy dissolve. What a weird WBTB.

[Ravemaster7]

More interesting dreams last night! I'm enjoying getting back into remembering dreams. I stopped smoking marijuana coming up on about a month ago now, and my clarity has greatly improved. The first dream that I remember started out with walking down my street. There are a lot of elderly people taking walks, and I smile at some of them. One woman I come upon kneels down quickly, catching and producing for me a small, big-eyed, furry mouse-animal. I gingerly take it from her, noting the softness of its fur in contrast with its struggling will to escape. I take it back down the street to my house and show my mother and brother. Ethan, my brother, takes much delight in the animal, and when it escapes my grasp, we work together to recapture it. It calms down and I take it inside. I give it the same commands I give my dog for his tricks (sit, lay down, shake, hi-five... the works), and the creature complies perfectly. I lay on the floor and it comes up to my cheek and kisses me adorably! I also notice that it changes its size (not drastically) without my awareness or commands. Another dream finds me in an unfamiliar hospital talking to a doctor whom I do not know. He gives me some weird goggle/glasses for a condition that I am unaware of, and later I notice him posting on Facebook (under a different name) about his day at the hospital. Weird. My third dream... was about sex with my girlfriend. We'll leave it at that The last dream I had before I woke up was pretty funny. I'm working in a large, brightly lit grocery store, and it falls to myself and a few other employees to sort out the week's or day's or whatever's shipment. I go to work on shelving/stocking cans of pop. I notice that I am also working with a guy whom I've worked at another job with - Kevin. He's your typical yinzer part time cook in his 40s/50s, so I'm not sure what he is doing at the grocery store with me, but I run with it. He often makes crude comments about the store patrons or items of food, and likes to come show me items that he finds interesting ("Hey man, this here's some fuckin' milk and cheese, you know what I'm sayin'? hahaha!"). Things are going alright until I notice a large, shadowy figure working at a desk. He is the Manager. Kevin greatly fears the wrath of the manager, but upon closer inspection, the Manager turns out to be no more than a bossy child in oversized, dark clothing, barking orders at everyone. I find this to be hilarious, and I wake up after having slept in for an extra half hour (oops!).

[Ravemaster7]

Last night A friend, Jon, and I are at some kind of basketball thing for Pitt, but it's in a small building that does not have a basketball court; it kind of resembles my church's fellowship hall. Pitt is on the verge of some groundbreaking win, but they need a little oomph to get them there. I recall something that I own that would help them - an orange button/pin that makes the whole team perform better. I don't have it on me, but Jon tells me that he has one at his house, so we go. We're there in a timeshifting few seconds, and most of his 'house' looks like an outdoor garden. We bullshit around a little and then find the pin in a shoebox. I notice that his is different from what I 'remember'; it has an LCD display that allows some sort of skill adjustment. Jon tells me to hide because his mother and sister are home, so, confused, I follow his shoving motions into a nearby bush. His mom sees me, though, and tells me to come out and talk with them. Jon's mom is blonde, yet this woman's hair is black (in retrospect, I realize it to be another friend's mom). I can't recall what was said between us, but as far as I can tell, we got the pin to the game and helped Pitt win. Go us.