memorable

I woke up at about 2.00 am, fell back asleep and became lucid. The dream stated on moon. I had dreamed about something attacking me, there was a bruise in my arm and a gaping wound in the middle of it. In another dream that night my friend told me he has been attacked likewise many times before. He told me to contact the attacker in the next LD I'd have. So this is what I first did. I call out to whatever had attacked me.
"Why are you attacking me?", I demand. I feel something contacting me, but it doesn't answer.
"Why are you attacking me?". I get an answer of some kind. An image shows me a molecule (me) and something (a 3D cross-section of a throat, I think) around it. The molecule is stuck in the throat, not getting down to be digested. So it was all an accident. This answer satisfies me.
Now, what to do? Hey, theres a space shuttle over there, I'll go in it. There are two women in the shuttle. It sets off. The shuttle is about 5 meters long. Soon the view changes into 3D, showing me going to WC, the two women standing outside the door. An unknown voice says:
"There are two women and a man in the shuttle, what to do? We go to the control room. Another of the women asks the other:
"Hey, could you show me that one porn video?"
"I really don't have any time for dream sex, I have things to do!", I think. A friends of mine comes into the room, recommending the other woman an imaginary porn site. The view changes to the site. There's no porn in it. When I'm deciding whether to have sex or do something more important, the dream begins to fade and I wake up.

I'm in my grandparents' bathroom, sitting on the toilet. There are two doors in the room that really aren't there. Also the toilet seat was on the wrong side of the room. Some people come in. I tell them to go off. They are students from some school. Their teacher comes in also. I tell her for them to get the fuck out of here because I'm on the toilet. More students keep coming in. I lose my nerve and start pushing them off the room with my feet. I fall off the seat. They laugh at me. I get back to the seat and grab a boy from his feet with mine and throw him on the wall with superhuman power. Finally they leave the room. I also leave it. I go to tell to mom. On the way I think: "How didn't I realize that was a dream? There were two extra doors and the toilet seat was on the wrong side of the room!"

There are 4 people in a hotel room, two girls and two boys. They were about 19 years old. They had to stay for the night in the room. They go to sleep. But then another of the girl goes naked and they end up having sex. Another of the boys got a STD from the girl. By the way, the view was nice (I mean from the hotel room, not the girls you pervert ).

I am in my room. There are four of my classmates in the room. I sit on my bed and put some sweets on it. I also have an unopened bar of chocolate with me. One of the classmates asks me to give her some sweets. I give the rest except the chocolate to her. She gives me some money. I look at the coins. One 2,25 euro coin and a 1,75 euro coin. I wonder it for a while, but well, I've heard about 5 euro coins so why not 2,25 and 1,75? I ask her if they are euros or cents. "Cents", she answers. So a 22,5 and a 17,5 cent coin, then.
I leave the room and arrive on a forested hill. My class and a guide is also there. We go for a trip. The path is narrow and we have to walk in line. The next thing I remember is when we came back. This time the path is blocked. I climb about a metre. The path continues about a metre below me. I try to climb on the top of the hill, about one more metre, using the grass growing there to help me. "I could climb this if the rock wasn't wet", I say to the guide. I walk along the path and find a tree. I grab it and heave myself to the top of the hill. I see the rest of the class emerging from the forest. I feel my strength fade. One of them comes to me. "Fourth", he says. I think he meant himself. I manage to get myself on the top of the hill.
I enter a house through the door from which I came to the hill in the first place. It's a simple wooden house with nothing at all in it. Suddenly I realise I'm dreaming, but I feel the dream beginning to fade. I can almost feel my eyelids, closed to keep the image of the dream in my head. A DC comes in and says the dream will not end yet. I wait for the dream to stabilize and soon it does. Almost waking up worsened the dream's quality. I'm now dreaming in third person and have no touch sense. I leave the house. Soon my attention is captured by a scene nearby. There was someone telling Zeus he should leave this plane of existence for a while because his brother, a powerful wizard was plotting something. Next thing I remember is puncturing yellow and red balloons. The dream ended soon after that.

I am in a library. I borrow Bram Stokers 'Dracula' and start reading it. Soon I am myself in the story.
Dracula is hunting me with his werewolf ally. I end up in an old room (a tavern?). There is a black table in the room. Also the walls and ceiling are black. The floor is covered in a thick layer of dust. There are two women in the room. Another is skinny and another is fat. I sit next to the skinny woman, but they change places. The fat woman's manifestation (or essence or something like that, its a little hard to explain) is a ghost. The skinny woman's manifestation (same as with the fat woman) is a werewolf. Both the werewolf and the ghost are with Dracula. When he comes to the room, the werewolf and the ghost will sit on their places next to the two women. There is also a man in the room. He has a pistol, but its pipe points 180 degrees to the wrong way, towards the one holding the gun, so the man has to hold it so that he pulls the trigger with his thumb. Dracula comes to the room. I run away with the skinny woman and the man, who is shooting at Dracula with his gun. The skinny woman is escaping Dracula, because he would turn her into a werewolf and make her hunt her father (but apparently not killing him).
We go to a water slide. The water is warm. The slide turns out to be an underground river. The bottom and the tunnel walls and ceiling are composed of volcanic stone. I can see it in the red glow of stone. But when i touch the stone with my feet, it feels as warm as the water. The riverbottom is also rough with dull spikes maybe 30 centimetres thrusting from it. I fear I'll hurt my feet on them, but luckily that doesn't happen. We emerge from the tunnel. Somewhere at this point i wake up. I do a RC to confirm I'm awake. Soon I fall asleep.
The dream continues. Now Dracula is imprisoned in the Moon for 1000 years with the werewolf. I am with the skinny woman and a dark elf. We go in to a building. It is an old butcher's. Its walls and ceiling are as black as the tavern's. It has a platform in may two metres' height. The dark elf climbs up and asks if from the woman if she still has sausages. She says yes and gives the dark elf all her four sausages whe he asks to. He puts them hanging from the ceiling. He pulls out a small carcass from seemingly nowhere and puts it with the sausages. No we'd have to pretend there's no one there. "This is where we'll wait", the dark elf says.
A thousand years pass. After those years one of the craters in the Moon starts expanding, releasing oxygen. Soon the black hole covers almost everything of the unnaturally large full moon. After the first crater has settled down, another starts expanding. Dracula and his werewolf ally have returned. I go to the water slide. The start of the slide is now where it ended the previous time. Now there is a football team of five members in the slide. They are in two tubes that are connected to each other. The foremost man is holding a coca cola bottle. I wander in the area fore a while. Soon i go to the water slide for the third time. The football team is there again. We set off. The walls of the tunnel are now composed of plastic. The foremost man throws the lemonade from his bottle on the rest of us. We emerge from the tunnel again, but it is not the place from which I started the slide for the first time. It is a vast, dark cavern. We leave it. When we come from the door, we are facing wide stairs. They are full with M18 claymore mines, which will detonate if someone crosses their sensors. A friend of mine tries to fet past the mines (the football players have all changed into my friends). I try to go with him, but suddenly we hear sounds and run away. I run to the previous room. Instead of the water slide, there are now rails. I jump down maybe two metres, where the rails are, but soon i leave them because I fear I'll get hit by a train. I climb back up and try to get some light from my mobile phone in the darkness, but it doesn't work properly. Sometimes the light comes, but soon it fades out. Soon the door opens, and a woman strides in. She is about 1,70 metres tall and has long red hair. With her comes an older man. She asks the man if there are anyone here. I lay silent where I was when the woman came in while she searches the room, but she doesn't find me altough she comes only a few metres from me. She goes back to the man. They talk for a while and leave.
When they have left, the others come in. I put the lights on and have a look at the room. It is indeed very large and has two old steam locomotives in it. Abruptly the woman comes back in. I hide under a blaket as soon as I can but the woman has already seen us all. "I have you!" she cries "I have you all! How are you so [I]stupid[I]? You are so utterly stupid! How're you gonna escape now?" I step forth, say: "By this" and wake up.