DON"T GET KATSUP ON THE CARPET!!!
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, 02-21-2011 at 03:04 PM (503 Views)
My dad was getting the mail and I was eating some french fries and ketchup. I dropped one on the floor which had A LOT of ketchup. My dad came in and screamed " GOD DAMMNIT YOU GOT FUCKING KATSUP ON THE CAPET" I cleaned it up and looked out the window. There were two giant balloons in the air and one popped and something drifted toward me. It was a little bin full of fries drenched in ketchup (you can see where this is goin) I take one and eat it and ketchup drops allover the floor. " GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!!!" I wake up.