Robogoat

I set my alarm to go off 5 hours after I went to bed to WBTB. I got up for 15 minutes, went to the bathroom and got a snack too before brushing my teeth and writing down my intentions to WILD with the mantra I planned on using. I planned to lie on my back but my bed was too cold so I snuggled up in the fetal position and tried to stay focused through the (now familiar) process of my mind turning off for sleep. I got to the stage of very mild vibrations, strobing HI and voices as if I was in a crowded room. I could hear many individual voices but it was impossible to tell what they were saying. My heart started hammering against my chest again so I decided to "let go" and sink into unconsciousness in an attempt to avoid the excitement/anxiety I seem to get through the later stages of WILD.

Next thing I remember I'm at my workplace with people from highschool and primary school I haven't seen for years, we're sitting on the floor and I'm complaining about having to do grades 1-12 again as a refresher. We'd been there about 30 minutes and already graduated to grade 4 so I don't think it would end up taking more than a day or two at this rate. All my classmates and I were actually acting like we were in grade 4 but still look exactly how I remember them in grade 12. I needed to go to the bathroom so I made my way out of work and through what looked like a big industrial workshop and towards the bathroom. Once I walked into the bathroom I was suddenly confronted with the fact this was obviously a dream. I rubbed my hands and span around to try and stabilize the dream, which worked pretty well, then ran over to the mirror by the basins to check out my reflection. I was pretty annoyed to find the mirror was stuck to the wall about a foot above my head so I wasn't able to see my face. I stuck my hands into the air to see to see their reflection. It looked like there was someone the other side of the mirror who stuck up a pair of arms from a mannequin. They looked really fake and plastic, but none the less they still moved from side to side with my real arms. I tried clenching my hands into fists but the reflection refused to comply, the hands in the mirror stayed open.

I decided to trek my way back to work to talk to my classmates in grade 4, I looked at the door that led out of the bathroom and noticed the wall stopped about a meter from the roof leaving a big gap I could jump over. I did a low gravity jump that launched me over the wall but once I made it to the other side I was plunged into blackness. All I could see was an error message that was difficult to read in the darkness, but a robotic female voice read it out for me and said a critical error had occurred. I shouted commands to take me somewhere else but that didn't work. After about 30 seconds a huge game intro screen appeared in front of me, it was made of a number of 2 dimensional neon squares all hovering in front of me. My body was still floating in the darkness. I used my body in a similar fashion to the hand of a wiimote and launched myself through the screen at the appropriate option. I chose "Play!" by crashing through the coloured squares and watched them reassemble in a huge probability tree diagram. I was hovering around the top and looking down at all the different options but I didn't have time to check them out before the robotic lady's voice chose for me.

It was about this point I'd lost lucidity. I was whooshed upwards and suddenly I was watching a (poor) stop motion film about a model train set that chugged its way around the model countryside, ploughing its way through various figurines standing on the tracks. After knocking over about three people the train came up to a part small section track was missing and replaced with pieces of a rubber band. The train toppled over and my vision zoomed in on it for a couple of seconds. After this I woke up.