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I dont remember any dreams but when i looked back at my DJ this afternoon this is what i saw.

"I am a fancy gentleman"

1.me and a bunch of boy scouts sit at a boy scout camp and do nothing.

2.Edward norton and i fight(more play fighting thanactual fighting) inside a tent while it is raining.

I saw Moonrise Kingdom last night so it probably explains these dreams.

1. We had a meeting in the woods that ended with us being hunted by a scary bald guy. We ended up running through a drainage ditch.

2.My brother and i are parked next to a highway. He asks if he can drive to the gas station even though he doesnt have his liscense. I agree to it because we are pretty close. He does better than i would expect someone without driving experience to do.

Purple Clouds

Im at wal-mart and im walking down the aisles. I see my boy scout troop and see that they are all dressed in costumes. i ask them what they are doing. one of my friends says he is siayan goku his dad is super siayan goku and his little brother is normal goku. Then i was in my grandparents car(i had been in there for 8 hours 2 days before because they were giving me a ride to the family reunion)there are purple clouds and purple fog with lightning in it. i decide im in a dream and try to clear the landscape into a blank white canvas but i cant so i decide to clear the clouds. i push them away and feel like a fucking god.but i wake up.

The Interrogation

I am at the docks(strange because i live in Colorado).Its me and another guy and we're both wearing secret service type suits. we are interrogating someone in the big wooden box next to us. Suddenly the box has only one wall and the person we are interrogating is the girl i have a crush on but instead of being tied up she is waiting patiently. The guy goes and talks to her when he comes back he seems drunk. He says he asked her out for me. she texts me and says 8 is too late for her so i say 7 is fine. i ask the guy where we are going and he says the unscreening of Jack Schmitt.its a type of movie that's all i know.

Angry Black Ex

1. It is a very bright day. I am at a pool but this pool is the size of a water park. The entire thing is ankle deep. I don't know how to describe it but there was this vertical square swirl slide. You would stand under the start and it would suck you up slam you against the ceiling then you would fly left and you would slam into the left wall then you would fall down and slam into the ground and so on. An angry young black woman wearing a red and white polka dot bikini started yelling at me. She said i used to date her and i put her ip address online. She said we could get back together if i told her mine first. The last thing i remember is definitely not wanting to tell her/not trusting her.
Platformer

2. I am with a group of people that are supposedly my friends but i have no idea who any of them are. One of them resembles a girl i used to know. It is night. We are all on the roof of a 2 story hotel 2 are sitting on lawn chairs. We may or may not be watching fire works.(memory lapse) I'm being chased by something but i don't know what. I am jumping around on bamboo platforms in the courtyard of the hotel like a video game. Once i hit a nesting doll looking thing that is decorated like a king, a king card from a deck of cards appears in the top corner of my vision. Differently styled nesting dolls give different suits of kings. I try to jump for the tallest platform supposedly the goal but i barely miss and fall down to the ground. Being in a video game environment this doesn't hurt at all and i land on my feet. My last thought is crap i have to go up all those platforms again.

Hello, my dreams tonight and the fact that i remember them is probably because i took a B vitamin supplement before bed, and set my alarm for 5 am.


Flash Drive
I am downstairs and my mom has the family laptop in the kitchen and she is holding my flash drive. She pops off the outer casing and shows me in side there is a tiny memory chip. She says "I am going to check your flash drive because it has too much memory." I have some stuff on there i don't want her to see so i take it from her and think in my dream brain if i can switch the inside memory chip i can show it to her so i go to my room to get my second drive that she may have not found. Pillows are every where and i see my brothers neighborhood friends Cody and Drew. I tell them to stay out of my room and i go to the bathroom to shut them out of my room (my brother and i share a joint bathroom)but the door is warped. Its as if someone has scrunched it down from the top. I say to Cody through the door "You guys made a mess." and shut the other bathroom door to get some privacy so that no one knows my secret hiding place.THE END

Fragments
1.I am in a Christmas themed family reunion. My mom is there which is weird because this isn't her side of the family. We watch a clip from ghost adventures and claim that it was us being attacked by ghosts.

2.I am viewing the ghost hunters academy final evidence review and one guy shows a painting that is kind of abstract. One of the judges says "I like the cross but what are those circles?" I'm now seeing a sort of news reel showing a space ship and says "barko the dog wants to fly the space shuttle and we believe he can do it because of his snorkel stunt." Then it shows a dog wearing swim gear and going under shallow water with a snorkel.

At this point i think that whatever show I'm interested in is a dream sign because I've been watching ghost adventures.

Due to the fact that i haven't remembered any dreams lately i am going to reluctantly tell you my two embarrassing dream fragments. These between when i was 7 and when i was 10.

1. I am in a drawn landscape, as if drawn in crayon. I am completely nude and peeing into a lake. This ends up making me wet the bed.(this is in third person)

2. This is a few years later i am also in a drawn land scape riding my imaginary friend (it was a sort of green dinosaur with yellow polka dots and had only two legs). I was wearing only white briefs witch was confusing because i always wore boxers. I may or may not have been holding a sword in the air as if i was leading an army.(also seen in third person)

I haven't remembered any dreams for the past year so i'm just going to write down the ones i remember from a long time ago. I apologize for any mistakes that i make in spelling or grammar in advance.

When i was five i had a dream about a giant purple crystal and it is still pretty vivid. I remember standing on a platform and looking at a skyscraper in the middle of the night. The entire scene had a sort of 90's video game graphics sort of look to it. Floating above the skyscraper was a giant purple crystal, also with the 90's game look to it. A person standing next to me(also 5 but looking like he knows what he's doing) with a sort of official uniform on that looked futuristic. We were both looking at the crystal in awe. He showed me a sort of compact looking device (the thing women use to put on makeup and it has a mirror in it) that was holding a miniature version of the crystal, also floating. He says something that i cant remember. I fly to the crystal using a jet pack and use a similar compact looking thing to collect a similar crystal. Either that's when the dream ends or i forgot the rest. WARNING: dream may have warped with age.