smurfman

Due to the fact that i haven't remembered any dreams lately i am going to reluctantly tell you my two embarrassing dream fragments. These between when i was 7 and when i was 10.

1. I am in a drawn landscape, as if drawn in crayon. I am completely nude and peeing into a lake. This ends up making me wet the bed.(this is in third person)

2. This is a few years later i am also in a drawn land scape riding my imaginary friend (it was a sort of green dinosaur with yellow polka dots and had only two legs). I was wearing only white briefs witch was confusing because i always wore boxers. I may or may not have been holding a sword in the air as if i was leading an army.(also seen in third person)