non-lucid

I dont remember any dreams but when i looked back at my DJ this afternoon this is what i saw.

"I am a fancy gentleman"

1.me and a bunch of boy scouts sit at a boy scout camp and do nothing.

2.Edward norton and i fight(more play fighting thanactual fighting) inside a tent while it is raining.

I saw Moonrise Kingdom last night so it probably explains these dreams.

1. We had a meeting in the woods that ended with us being hunted by a scary bald guy. We ended up running through a drainage ditch.

2.My brother and i are parked next to a highway. He asks if he can drive to the gas station even though he doesnt have his liscense. I agree to it because we are pretty close. He does better than i would expect someone without driving experience to do.

The Interrogation

I am at the docks(strange because i live in Colorado).Its me and another guy and we're both wearing secret service type suits. we are interrogating someone in the big wooden box next to us. Suddenly the box has only one wall and the person we are interrogating is the girl i have a crush on but instead of being tied up she is waiting patiently. The guy goes and talks to her when he comes back he seems drunk. He says he asked her out for me. she texts me and says 8 is too late for her so i say 7 is fine. i ask the guy where we are going and he says the unscreening of Jack Schmitt.its a type of movie that's all i know.

Due to the fact that i haven't remembered any dreams lately i am going to reluctantly tell you my two embarrassing dream fragments. These between when i was 7 and when i was 10.

1. I am in a drawn landscape, as if drawn in crayon. I am completely nude and peeing into a lake. This ends up making me wet the bed.(this is in third person)

2. This is a few years later i am also in a drawn land scape riding my imaginary friend (it was a sort of green dinosaur with yellow polka dots and had only two legs). I was wearing only white briefs witch was confusing because i always wore boxers. I may or may not have been holding a sword in the air as if i was leading an army.(also seen in third person)

I haven't remembered any dreams for the past year so i'm just going to write down the ones i remember from a long time ago. I apologize for any mistakes that i make in spelling or grammar in advance.

When i was five i had a dream about a giant purple crystal and it is still pretty vivid. I remember standing on a platform and looking at a skyscraper in the middle of the night. The entire scene had a sort of 90's video game graphics sort of look to it. Floating above the skyscraper was a giant purple crystal, also with the 90's game look to it. A person standing next to me(also 5 but looking like he knows what he's doing) with a sort of official uniform on that looked futuristic. We were both looking at the crystal in awe. He showed me a sort of compact looking device (the thing women use to put on makeup and it has a mirror in it) that was holding a miniature version of the crystal, also floating. He says something that i cant remember. I fly to the crystal using a jet pack and use a similar compact looking thing to collect a similar crystal. Either that's when the dream ends or i forgot the rest. WARNING: dream may have warped with age.