Snorlax

Dream 1- I am with my brother at his friend's house who I've never met. His mom tells him that he has to drive me to my house, which is an hour away. Even though he doesn't know me, he has no problem doing this. It is nighttime, and I supposedly watch the "entire fifth season of Pokemon" in the car ride.
I am now home in my brother's room on my computer, listening to Led Zeppelin's "Nobody's Fault but Mine" on vinyl. After a while, the song warps and goes slow-motion. I use a giant plunger device to try to get the RPM's back to normal. Somehow this takes me to a random warehouse, where my friend Ben complimented me on my movie knowledge.
I wind up in a gas station, where they announced that two brands of cigarettes contained deadly poison.

Dream 2- I am in the bonus room of my house, when my parents send me a text message saying "We're moving." They tell us to pack enough for a week. Of all my family, I seem to be the only one who finds this decision sudden. (Though I still do not become lucid.) I go to my room to pack. I remember being excited to watch Princess Monoke, which I have not yet seen. I wore a cool purple Sublime t-shirt. When I looked out the window, I saw planes and trucks in our driveway.
The next morning, I got up and went with a random assortment of relatives and friends to Starbucks. A few went inside, but I picked a table outside and ordered a pizza. (I made a pizza yesterday in waking life.) Me and whichever relative/friend was eating with me finished and went to sit on a curb at the end of a parking lot. Here, a team of strong looking people who seemed to have ties to all of our pasts showed up, and picked fights with me and my companions. I fought one who looked a bit like the Raikage from Naruto. My fight was sort of shounen style, and my opponent claimed to have always "had my back" throughout our childhood or something like that. He made a lunge for my back, but I dodged and defeated him. It turns out everyone one my team won, but the losers just went and sat on the other side of the parking lot. In fact, I walked right past them on my way to a drinking fountain, and they didn't make any moves. One of my relative/friends criticized my sense of direction, and we returned to my house. (Maybe we aren't moving?)
It is now about mid-afternoon, and everyone was gone except for my brother upstairs and myself. My grandma on my mom's side of the family showed up at our front door with a random upper-classman from my high school that neither my brother nor I had known very well at all. She complimented him on his sporting achievements. I now go on my deck alone, and see a cut scene of BillyBob Thornton standing on my very deck, calling everything "blossoms". I light a cigarette, and smoked for a while. After I walked back inside, I realized that I never smoked, and this must be a dream.I did the nose plug RC, and realized I could breathe. Unfortunately, everything went black immediately. I found this strange considering how calm I was about my lucidity. I opened my eyes in my bed, did the same RC, and realized I was awake.