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I was visiting North Korea with a group of western people.

The first thing I remember is visiting a Korean elementary school.
There a Western girl tried to give a love letter from a Korean boy to a Korean girl, which was forbidden. Then the Western girl started to cry loudly over the unfulfilled love between the Korean girl and the Korean boy, and this attracted the attention of our strict tour guides. A strict woman came and said that we are in big trouble. The doors started locking down, but before the front door got locked down, I managed to get out. The next bit is hazy, I was talking to myself or something, but then someone or something told me to turn around, and I saw a bunch of North Korean "officials" with their cars parked in the front of the building. We were indeed in big trouble. There were two different vehicles prepared for us. I tried to go into the black car, which was the "really big trouble car", but luckily I was pointed to a white van instead, which was the "less trouble car". I sat in with a bunch of Western people, and commented that I have nothing to do with this.

Now there is a hazy transition between the dream scenes.

Next, we are touring the city with a larger bus now, and the strict Korean woman is saying "I am giving you one last chance, if you misbehave again, *something bad will happen, I can't remember what she said exactly*". I looked out the window. The bus was going around an impressive city, not unlike major western cities. I was very impressed. I even saw fancy restaurants. I mumbled to myself "That's inefficient..." (that North Koreans would build such impressive restaurants, that they are not allowed to use). The strict woman asked "What the (fuck) did you just say?". I replied "I was just talking to myself". The woman replied something like "Oh, ok.".

In the next scene, we are in a weird subway tunnel, we may even be riding a subway, I can't really remember. But there is some kind of fast food restaurant at one side of the tunnel shaped thing we are in. Michael from Vsauce was there, eating some kind of soup. He told us that he got sick, and is going to vomit soon.Then he started vomiting quietly onto the table, and kept eating his vomit, and vomiting again, with a stupid grin on his face. I told him something like "Stop it, you are misrepresenting Western culture!".

That's all I can remember.