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For some reason, a friend who I am very close with IRL and have never had a single conflict with, was chasing me down, tryign to hurt/kill me. I ran into my upstairs bathroom and locked the door. But I kept doubting whether the lock would stay locked. Each time I looked down I was horrified to find it had somehow slipped unlocked again and the door was open a crack. I kept fighting to relock the door but my friend was pushing on it. (why she didn't bust through the moment it unlocked is beyond me.)
That's when I realized... In real life, a locked door stays locked. It wouldn't pop open again. This is a dream. So then I made my friend explode (how nice am I, right?) and started flying in a swimming motion through the air. (Front crawl, which is interesting becuase in my last dream I swam in water, and did elementary back stroke...)

It started off as a regular dream. My sister (who is dating IRL) came and told me she was pregnant. (I'm pregnant IRL.) I was shocked because she'd barely been dating a few months and "supposed" to be waiting for marriage. Then, next thing I know, she came downstairs and just kept saying "blood." I was like, "what blood? You're bleeding?" So I went to the upstairs bathroom and there was blood in the toilet and what looked like it could have been the baby. Then, next thing I knew, it was a full size skeleton, and it started trying to attack me and my sister. Then suddenly my dad was there, trying to help us. Dad said we had to cut his neck (because clearly THAT'S the reason this skeleton is alive, lol.)
And then all of a sudden something clicked and I said "hold on a sec. This is impossible. This would never happen in real life. A skeleton would not be alive in real life" And I told my dad and sister that it was a dream... And they just kinda stared at me. But then the skeleton ran away! Hooray! Success!

Then I decided I wanted to jump off the balcony, because it's a dream, I should test this out. But I was afraid that I would still feel pain, as you occasionally do in dreams. But my sister did it first so then I tried it. I jumped, and flipped and landed. No pain!

After this I lost lucidity. I remember something about a skier who had got his skis stuck and was trapped underwater for like a year. But they found him, shocked he was still alive, and then he turned into me, and I was swimming Elementary Back Stroke, to a large ship, where they grabbed me and pulled me up. There were other people swimming as well. Doing a front crawl. And I told one of them "I can't believe you guys are doing front crawl. I did 3 back strokes and I was here!"
And then there was a celebration on the boat...