Unbeliever

LUCID: I'm in a villa and I'm lucid, I summon a DG and see a violet tarantula. I assume that's the DG, so I ask it for advice, the spider start running inside the house and blatering about how I could lose 3kg and become a runner athlete (no thanks), it then disappears behind some wall.
I walk around the house and find a mini velociraptor pet that falls asleep against me.

I wake up eat and go back to sleep.

LUCID: I know I'm inside some kind of a movie or videogame, I'm before a mirror on a corridor that acts as an access to the toilets, a medium height woman with brownish har, gray eyes and no eyebrows approach me, I think she wants to taser me or something but it doesn't happen. I decide she's not curvy enough and try to improve her looks, it doesn't go well since I literally rip her in half! I undo the damage but then her legs turn into goo, I cast her aside to stop doing damages, perhaps seh'll fix herself, and proceed to see what's going on in this dream.
I approach a very big and rich mansion, I know I'm supposed to steal something and the woman from before is meant to help me in doing so. While intruding the place she comes back, this time she has eyebrows, and we infiltrate from a unlit warehouse or something like that. Then we're inside, we go inside a corridor and we hide while a detective is looking around for us, as soon as he goes we solve some kind of weird puzzle that involves paintings withouth paintings that have instead small scales with objects on them.
I guess we're meant to make noise and distract the detective so we can move further, we do and I split from the girl. I hear footsteps and quickly hide behind a wall hoping to not have been seen, a face shows up from the wall a inch split from me and start screaming. The light goes weird, I supposed it's some kind of signal that I'm doing a poor job, more people from the house join and call for help, since I'm still lucid after all I think they're being overdramatic.

But as soon as I'm about to do something about that, the mp3 I recorded on my phone to keep my dream light wakes me up. It seems I need to make it shorter or at a lower volume, too bad, one makes aids to help oneself become lucid and they wake you up instead, typical.

LUCID: I find myself in the top part of a tall room, the lights are out. I fly down trying to turn on the lights with verbal commands to no avail. Since it seems I can't do anything to lighten up the dark bluish atmosphere I give up and fly fast away through the wall.
I apparently hit the dream boundary and find myself without body and dream, there's like static and abstract shapes floating in my vision, I see some images forming and fading before me every once a while, I try to get sucked into one and I succeed.
I'm in a garden kneeling down over a narrow wooden channel with clear water flowing in it, the daylight is muted by the foliage of the many trees I see around. I surprise at the detail and sharpness of the dream and drink some water, I get up and try to call a DG to complete a task but nobody shows up, I notice some birds appearing around and I ask one if it's a DG.

But before I get my reply someone makes a lot of noise in the bathroom waking me up.