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No dreams.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*sigh*. Once again , no dreams recalled.

I remembered my dream earlier this morning , but I didn't do the whole "brain re-write" process , so I forgot it.

Lol , this DJ makes me sound nerdier by the minute. This dream's vividness was AWESOME by the way. It was actually more of a fragment than a dream.

I asked my parents to buy me a PS3 game. I can't remember their answer , but a little while after I asked for it my parents gave me 150 NIS. I bought a Spider-Man game for the PC with it , it looked A LOT like my Spider-Man 2 PC game. After I bought I SOMEHOW ended up walking in the streets , next to DV. (Short Yemen kid from my old school) with my dad talking about me buying another game called DC Universe Online. Something went completely wrong here , because both me and my dad were invisible. I could only hear our voices. Anyways , we started arguing about how I want another game and at the end I didn't get my game D:<. Can't remember what happened later , but it had to do with my mom in my house. I had a few other dreams , but I forgot them >.<

I didn't really think too much about lucid dreaming/dreams before bed and I watched a movie before bed , so I guess thats the reason I didn't recall any dreams today.

Only a fragment

I was in school with some friends of mine. We were in the school's yard , and me and some of my friends saw D. (CPE) and a few other teachers. The only teacher I remember is our physics teacher , P. We talked to him and he started growing older and sicker as we talked. I remember that at the end he said "Why did I ever get this job". What impressed me was how detailed the place looked. It had everything , grass , teachers in the background , the little table beneath the stairs , and even some coffee and cigarettes!

No lucids , but I recalled a full dream and a fragment! i'm getting better!

Fragment: People laughed at me and I had no idea why so I looked in the mirror I have in my bathroom and I saw I have HUGE long hair on the left side of my head. I put a bow on it.

Dream:Can't remember how the dream starts , but I remember sitting with Jack Sparrow in a pub and he told me to do something. I did but I can't remember what it was. After I did it he told me to drink a full barrel of some alcohol thing and then sail with his ship to somewhere without him. After I sailed there there was a little fight between me , a few other guys and skeletons then I somehow got to a town. I think it was New Marais (the town from inFamous 2).I was walking in the streets with someone I can't remember and then suddenly people started shooting us with rifles and they had mafia cloths. I think one of them was the two-faced guy from Batman (T_T). We ran trying to avoid the bullets until we found this resteraunt. We hid(hid or hided? someone help me >.>) in there. One of the people who were with me , I think I. (muscles) or some other guy was able to get a solid spot behind a frig. The rest of us tried hiding behind tables and stuff. When the shooters came in we started running all over the place and then we went up the stairs. Then I SOMEHOW was in an air ventilation channel from Batman Arkham Asylum (I DON'T KNOW @_@) and looked at the outer world. I THINK I saw an Ionic Vortex (another inFamous 2 game element) and heard people screaming. I somehow knew it was the Beast from inFamous 2 tearing down the world. Then something happened with an electricial super hero.....

Bullsh*t! Another DEILD failure ;(

Fragment:In my regular dream I somehow realized that I was dreaming.

I can't remember how my dream started , but I remember knowing that some mysterious guy was hurting me.
Dreamskip.
I tried hunting him down , but there was this bully who protected him and I had to fight him. He won . Then I somehow realized it was that son of a bitch , M. , A blonde gay boy from Belgium who looks like Justin Bieber and sounds like a faggot. When I told him I know its him he laughed and did something with a voodoo doll. For some reason I played along and acted like it hurts . and I actually believed it did. I thought it was the reason for my random side-pains in real life. Then he ran away.
A very BLURRY fragment and i'm not even sure of it is , I think he somehow transferred me to this Scarecrow horror world from Batman Arkham Asylum (Dream sign spotted!).
After it happened a scene from Batman Arkham Asylum (YES , AGAIN! SHUT UP.). I was instead of Batman and M. was instead of Scarecrow. We were both in the same place the scene happened. M. tried using the voodoo doll to keep me away , and it still didn't hurt but I STILL played along and acted like it hurts and acted as if every movement of mine is hard to make. But at the end I took his voodoo doll from behind the bars and broke it (LOL don't ask.). It felt very Kratos-like. M. was stunned and scared. And I THINK I beat the crap out of him after it happened , but again , it's very blurry.

No dreams recalled ;(

Wow , apperantly my subconscious read what I said yesterday. Well than , dear subconscious , if you will give me a lucid dream tonight , I shall give you this precious banana .

When I woke up in the morning I remembered a dream , but I forgot it later. Probably because of my other dream which I had after going back to bed.

My dream started with me and my brother in a Thai carriage in Thailand. Our driver kept laughing about how he hates pickpockets for some reason o_o. Then for an even weirder reason we skipped with him in the streets laughing while he laughs about how he hates pickpockets. He looked a little like King Jong II. He had a white tank top and a blue swimsuit. After a while we stopped and I asked him "You pickpocketed (?) us , didn't you?" and he said yes with a smile. I took a bag of heart chocolates from him which was apperantly my brother's heart chocolates bag and put it in the carriage.
Dreamskip.
We were in a pet shop and this time a talking parrot pickpocketed me. My brother disappeared lolomgwtf. The talking parrot flew in my direction , took something from me and flew back to its cage O_o. Whenever he pickpocketed me I smacked him and took whatever it was back. It went like that for a while and then I smacked him a little too hard and he was smashed on the window and didn't move. I think I was a little concerned. Apperantly he had a hidden suicide collar from Batman Arkham Asylum (ATTENTION SUBCONSCIOUS: IF YOU SEE ANY GAME ELEMENTS PLEASE QUESTION REALITY. THE REWARD WILL BE ANOTHER BANANA AND A NICE LOL.) and a few seconds after he died I heard an alarm saying something with cruicial. After we all got evacuated from every single store in what appears to be a shopping circle the shop owner asked me whats cruicial (am I even spelling it right?! someone fix my spelling and grammar -_-). I didn't know its meaning in the dream. Then metal doors closed down on the store but there was still another glass window. I saw some "happy gas" from Batman Arkham Asylum in the store. I can't remember what happened next , probably woke up because of all the external noise or because of my never-ending thirst in the morning -.-. LOL I can't believe I didn't squeeze a lucid out of this DEILD. Well , at least I recalled an entire dream!

No dreams recalled
Tried all day long to remember , but nothing T.T. Dammit , i'm tired of fragments and no-recalls. I WANT FULL DREAMS! D:<
Dear subconscious , if you're reading this , GIVE ME LUCID DREAMS. NOWWW. And i'll reward you with this precious banana

It really sucks that I barely remember anything from the dream :\

I only remember that when I was lucid I was like "YES!! YES!!!! IT FINALLY WORKED!!!! YESSSSSS!". And I tried to kind of form a little fireball in my hand but instead I saw like millions of little molecules shaped like fire. I can't remember what happened next

Oh wow , I can't believe it ACTUALLY happened again -.-.

I can't remember too much of the dream , but I remember I was my old teacher Esti and I realized that it's a dream. And then just like a few weeks ago , the dream became a picture and I looked at it from afar and I was like "NONONOO COME ON COME ON LUCIDITY!!! MUST GRASP!" and I can't remember what happened then. I either woke up or the dream just continued and I lost my lucidity.

No dreams recalled -_-

***UPDATE***
Wow , randomly recalled....TOO BAD ITS A FRAGMENT!

I remember me and my mom were in the kitchen and then she told me that she's signing me back to my previous school. She looked as if she were happy about it , which should have TOTALLY make me lucid. My mom would NEVER be happy because of that. I told her "OK but sign me up to a different private school" and for some reason I was excited about the idea of me going back to my previous school....It's like my subconscious tried shouting as loud as possible "YOU'RE DREAMING!!!!". I can't believe I didn't realize its a dream.

Me and some of my friends were in a hotel , I only remember 1 of them: The one I love. Anyways I can't remember what happened but when we went to sleep I slept with my love , and she didn't wear any pants. When she was asleep , I touched her junk and felt it (incredibly realistic ) and then I slept on her hip. Then I had a false awakening. It was a weird false awakening , I think I tried snatching something in my dream so in my false awakening I quickly moved hand to snatch this thing , and then I thought I woke up. I went back to bed but whenever I closed my eyes I saw a blinking forum emoticon.