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Wow , apperantly my subconscious read what I said yesterday. Well than , dear subconscious , if you will give me a lucid dream tonight , I shall give you this precious banana .

When I woke up in the morning I remembered a dream , but I forgot it later. Probably because of my other dream which I had after going back to bed.

My dream started with me and my brother in a Thai carriage in Thailand. Our driver kept laughing about how he hates pickpockets for some reason o_o. Then for an even weirder reason we skipped with him in the streets laughing while he laughs about how he hates pickpockets. He looked a little like King Jong II. He had a white tank top and a blue swimsuit. After a while we stopped and I asked him "You pickpocketed (?) us , didn't you?" and he said yes with a smile. I took a bag of heart chocolates from him which was apperantly my brother's heart chocolates bag and put it in the carriage.
Dreamskip.
We were in a pet shop and this time a talking parrot pickpocketed me. My brother disappeared lolomgwtf. The talking parrot flew in my direction , took something from me and flew back to its cage O_o. Whenever he pickpocketed me I smacked him and took whatever it was back. It went like that for a while and then I smacked him a little too hard and he was smashed on the window and didn't move. I think I was a little concerned. Apperantly he had a hidden suicide collar from Batman Arkham Asylum (ATTENTION SUBCONSCIOUS: IF YOU SEE ANY GAME ELEMENTS PLEASE QUESTION REALITY. THE REWARD WILL BE ANOTHER BANANA AND A NICE LOL.) and a few seconds after he died I heard an alarm saying something with cruicial. After we all got evacuated from every single store in what appears to be a shopping circle the shop owner asked me whats cruicial (am I even spelling it right?! someone fix my spelling and grammar -_-). I didn't know its meaning in the dream. Then metal doors closed down on the store but there was still another glass window. I saw some "happy gas" from Batman Arkham Asylum in the store. I can't remember what happened next , probably woke up because of all the external noise or because of my never-ending thirst in the morning -.-. LOL I can't believe I didn't squeeze a lucid out of this DEILD. Well , at least I recalled an entire dream!