Dream Tales

#1
The Doctor, Martha, Jack and I were in a large clearing on a small nameless planet. The Master was attacking us and let loose a massive explosion that, from the air, resembled a nuke. Strangely nothing was affected but the Master was shocked by the fact that Jack didn’t die. Jack struck back with his own attack: a curling ribbon of rainbow light in the air followed by a pure white explosion.

#2
The Doctor, Martha, Jack and I were walking along the street in a pleasant looking neighbourhood.

#3
I was on Neopets, grabbing lots of rare stuff for free from a user’s shop. How much everything was worth was listed beneath it and I nabbed several mega rare Lupe items for my brother.

I was a member of CSI, analysing a crime scene in the warehouse of a nameless store in Town. The body was gone but Warrick, Nick and myself were scoping for evidence. Nick was in a wheelchair and Warrick appeared to be in charge as Grissom was nowhere in sight.

Suddenly the doors burst open and a man ran in with blood all over his chest. He collapsed in front of me and as I stared I heard someone call for an ambulance. Seconds later Nick and Warrick arrived, hauling a stretcher between them. The man was placed onto it and then the pair made to take him away. Nick's parting words to me were to go find the suspect and try to get some evidence from him.

The 'suspect' just so happened to be Greg.

I saw an image of him leaping from the top of an insanely tall skyscraper, plummeting downwards for several seconds before releasing his black, circular parachute to drift safely to the ground.

Meanwhile I had now arrived at HMV. I stepped inside and suddenly Greg was with me and we were examining a shelf of novelty pants.

"I want that one, that one and that one", I said in an Andy Pipkin voice, pointing to three pairs of pants with WWE's Kane depicted on them.

"Noooo", said Greg. "You want that one, that one and that one".

He pointed to three more pairs, one being pastel green with little sheep all over it. I couldn't help but laugh.

"You know", I said, "Nick is gonna be mad with me".

"Why?" Greg asked.

I opened my mouth to tell him how he was supposed to be my suspect but at that moment Warrick appeared behind us.

"Uh...you know what?" I stammered. "I gotta go know. I need to...collect...evidence".

And I scuttled out of the store.

"Hey!" Greg yelled after me but I was already long gone.

Or so I thought anyway. As I rounded a corner I found myself back outside HMV only it had somehow morphed itself into a furniture shop.

"There you are!" came Greg's voice from behind me.

I turned round to see him drifting gently to the ground. He was in possession of a certain pair of pants.

"You got the sheep pants", I stated incredulously.

"Yup", he said with a huge grin.

I shook my head with a smirk and together we set off down the street. Eventually we ended up outside an electronics store that was loaded down with games consoles.

"Shall we?" Greg asked.

"Lets", I replied and we stepped inside.

The first call of business was having a go on the Nintendo Wii. Even though I protested I was crap at it I still beat Greg at the racing game we played. Then we moved on to the Playstation 2, though it wasn't plugged in. Greg moved to set it up and ended up unplugging a video player.

"Watch it!" the guy at the till warned. "You break my stock you buy it".

Greg and I nodded in a way that suggested we really didn't care and I continued to wait for him to set up the Playstation whilst browsing the games.

"Wallace and Gromit's Big Rabbit Adventure?" Greg said in a questioning tone when he saw what I was looking at.

"It's a good game", I defended. "I loved the film".

Greg shook his head. "So what game do you wanna play?" he asked.

"How about Sonic the Hedgehog 2?" I suggested.

He nodded but just as he finally got the playstation going and the title screen appeared before us I woke up and we never got to play.

#1
I was with David Tennant (who kept alternating between himself and the Doctor) and John Barrowman (whom I don’t know whether he was himself or Jack Harkness). David had had something happen to him to make him lose his memories. John/Jack and I kept him company and for some reason I held his hand a lot.

#2
David pointed to a house under siege from Cybermen.

“There’s some people in there that I don’t remember who are in trouble!” he yelled.

#3
Me, the Doctor, John/Jack and Jackie Tyler were trying to escape from the house. We were going to shimmy down the drainpipe but there was a tiny microchip with a red flashing light on it attached to the pipe that would alert the Cybermen if we did.

#4
David had his memories back but couldn’t recall anything that had happened whilst he’d lost them. John/Jack had now lost his memories and we all walked down the street together chatting.

#5
I was back home and felt nauseous. I ran into the back garden and threw up in mum’s vegetable patch.

I was a proud member of the NCIS team, currently helping them with a case that had brought us to some unnamed coastal town. We were in a boat shed and Tony was stood on a huge boat, trying to get a shot at our suspect.

I tried to get up to help but lost my footing and landed on a large, yellow rubber raft that was on the boat. I was sent hurtling through the air, screaming loudly as I fell. Luckily I felt no pain upon landing.

"You alright?" I heard Gibbs ask.

"I'm fine", I replied, even though my body was covered in marks.

I picked myself up off of the floor (nobody would help me) and dashed off to help as our suspect was on the move. We cornered him at the docks where he was trying to get away in a flash looking white boat. McGee tried to trap him with a net but my foot had somehow become caught in it.

"McGee!" I yelled. "McGee, my foot!"

We managed to get me free but by then our suspect had fled. Back at HQ I was sulking in the ladies bathrooms, feeling miserable because I'd screwed up so badly. Suddenly a guy holding a black sniper rifle appeared in front of me.

"Stay where you are", he said in a soft voice but I was already out of the door and running.

His shots followed me all the way to the bullpen before fading and I flung myself under a table.

"What's wrong?" Abby asked.

"I was in the bathroom", I began, only to be cut off by Gibbs.

"Feeling sorry for yourself?" he said. "Don't worry. I do it myself".

"You don't understand!" I persisted. "There was a guy in there! He tried to shoot me!"

Here I paused dramatically before continuing.

"It's not the first time either", I concluded.

Now there was a flashback of me standing in a parking lot looking angry. The sniper guy was in front of me, gun in hand, and the image was grainy - jumping slightly before it faded.

Next thing I knew I was in a large silver car with Gibbs and Tony. Tony was scrambling into the front and once in the driver’s seat he started up the car.

"What are you doing?" Gibbs asked.

Tony just looked at us with a really serious expression and drove off through the narrow streets of the coastal town we had somehow returned to. He pulled up outside a very large, very nice house which for some reason I knew belonged to his mother. I knew then that he had brought me here to protect me - to keep me safe.

"At least I won't be sniped", I said as I got out of the car and looked up at the many, many windows. I blanched. "Actually...maybe I could".

Tony's mother welcomed us with open arms but I was really jumpy and kept ducking under the windows so I couldn't be shot. I learned that Gibbs was Tony's ex-husband and for some reason this made me feel that maybe I had a chance with him.

Tony, his mother and Gibbs then left the room and I was alone with a dog that looked like it belonged in an Andrex commercial. I fussed it then went to pick it up but it backed away.

"Hey, it's ok", I said softly. "I won't pick you up anymore".

The puppy came back but it was then that I noticed the train set running along the floor. I started to play with it and the tracks took me outside to the front of the house where Tony and his mother were sat on deckchairs. The street had become a cul-de-sac and it was now dark. Christmas lights decorated the houses and I learned it was because a carnival was on the way.

Suddenly we were all sat above a huge stadium where Evanescence was performing their version of My Chemical Romance's 'Famous Last Words'. With the sniper completely forgotten I started singing along to the chorus and had just finished when I woke up.

#1
I was standing with a friend (we were both anthro mice) in a room that was steadily filling with water. It was at my chest when my friend managed to open a tiny vent in the wall and we escaped.

#2
My friend knocked on the wooden door of a mouse hole. It flew open and a hedgehog tumbled down the concrete ramp beneath the door. He sniffed the air and, after detecting my scent, demanded to know who I was. My friend, who was a strong, well built looking mouse, informed him that I was a friend.

#3
The other mice and I were in a huge office type room under attack from humans. I was cornered by Lily Rush from Cold Case. Quickly I raised my gun.

“You have no idea how much I hate having to do this”, I informed her. “I freaking love Cold Case!”

I then shot her twice in the chest. Blood formed on her white shirt but she didn’t die. She merely grinned lopsidedly at me.

“You can’t kill me”, she sneered.

I realised in shock that she must be wearing some kind of bullet-proof vest. I raised the gun to shoot her in the head but it only clicked. I was out of bullets.

I was in a bar with Tony, Kate and Gibbs from NCIS. The barkeep served them some drinks and Gibbs asked me if I wanted one. I said no because I don't drink and for some reason I knew the drinks were going to be spiked.

"Tony's going to get drugged!" I yelled but they ignored me.

They drank their drinks and moments later they started acting weird, like they were drunk or something. Tony was the worst affected and I had to help him stand because he no longer had the strength to do it himself. Together we slowly made our way out of the bar.

We were now in a hotel corridor and Tony was clutching my right hand tightly whilst I tried to tell him that everything would be alright. I helped him to the bathroom and whilst he was in there I stared at my hand until I woke up.

1.
It was an NCIS dream. All I remember is Tony gripping the round window frame of a pale yellow submersible. Gibbs shoved him roughly inside and the submersible sank through the floor of the room in the mansion they were all in. Tony was now deep underwater. He had to get some kind of plant but was too unhappy about being in the submersible to do anything.

2.
I was on the small upper floor of a supermarket. I wanted to improve my image so I bought a pink and white striped Hello Kitty top. I had to go down some stone steps to the fitting room which was just one big room made of stone with no privacy. I managed to get changed and returned to my friend in the supermarket. My hair had turned long and black and was tied back in three ponytails. I wanted to buy another Hello Kitty product but the one I wanted was gone.

I was on a dusty street with Gibbs and Tony from NCIS and Grissom from CSI. I fancied the pants off of Tony and was thrilled when I got to ride a tandem with him. Gibbs and Grissom got on another one then we all set off for Texas. When we arrived we were at a ramshackle wooden house in the middle of a Western looking desert landscape.

Everyone around me vanished and suddenly I was a CSI. I entered the house and found Nick waiting for me. He handed me some gloves and told me to check the sink for evidence.

I managed to find something but the gloves had become tangled and I couldn't get them on. Nick helped me sort them out but before I could collect the evidence I woke up.