Someone was in the back of work about to smoke a blunt so they ripped it open and said "there's tobacco in here" because he only smoked marijuana, not tobacco.
I don't work at Bojangles in real life but now I was and we had weekly status reports and a really high up drive-thru that you could barely see above. I told the new girl to smile and wave if she gets a cop through drive-thru.
We had to take a photo of the best part of our lives. I then played Starcraft 2 in zigzags of orange.
I was about to get off at 4 at work and Woody came in and I asked him if I could go even though he had been fired that day.
We had a cash drop at work and I had one twenty left afterward. Me and Becca talked about how we had a new manager and thus now we do cash drops, as we did not ever do them before.
I was playing Starcraft 2 and had marines killing something.
Flea-like flying mosquitoes looked for places on humans bodys to suck blood and make their back bigger like in the game Mr. Mosquito.
I was sitting on the couch and my mother turned around and smiled as she handed me a white and yellow piece of paper.
Someone lost their helmet and we all (some people) had water guns with tubes leading to water tanks on their backs, similar to what happens on the nickelodeon show Big Time Rush.