OMG Let's rap battle!

[Jeff777]

To add insult to injury... Spartiate, come out come out wherever you are...

[Man of Steel]

My name is Kal-El, and I'm the Man of Steel I've come to Earth to stop those that hate, rob and kill You may think that I can't rhyme 'cause I'm from outer space But believe you me, I'm going to rock the human race I may be new to the rap battle scenes But spitting crap and abusing memes Just to metaphorically piss on your fellows in dreams Seems pretty inane to my super genes Explain to me why you must persist In verbally whipping those you've dissed Once they're down it's done, finite, over Like in that movie with my man Dan Glover Sure, you could continue to beat them like the proverbial dead horse But what point does it serve? Is it really their curse? I'm tired of the crap, the profanity and the hate You can try to spit back but I won't take the bait I'm not trying to ruin the mood, or bring this thread down But this ain't my way, I'm the Man Without a Frown I guess I'm done for now, I've said my piece, laid it out So now I'll go, and leave y'all to your rhymes, each to his bout. Edit: I'm gonna go watch Spawn now...

[Spartiate]

I don't know if I'll post anymore responses to everyone's crap tonight, if I do so while drunk, then be gentle with me . NeAvO and Xox, I'm looking forward to beheading you. Jeff, enjoy a good night's sleep, it may be your last .

[Jeff777]

I don't know if I'll post anymore responses to everyone's crap tonight, if I do so while drunk, then be gentle with me . NeAvO and Xox, I'm looking forward to beheading you. Jeff, enjoy a good night's sleep, it may be your last . Lol! it better be worth it, no weak stuff p.s. I can't wait to add you to my 'sig

[CoLd BlooDed]

Hehe, 'victims', nice touch... but you KNOW we're match for match on this one, Jeff. I must admit your rhymes have gotten a bit more clever You must have learned how to navigate google a bit more better You say my brain grows at the rate of a chia pet? I'd give you my best shot, but I doubt you're ready for that yet So to prevent a fast genocide like ranma and mark I'll teach you to.. Soak in my venomous insults slowly, then send you to ICU Do another reality check, surely you must be asleep To think it's Jeff777 you'll easily beat Do you like animals? I really hope you do I like all kinds of animals, allow me to run them past you You have monkeys bears and lions, which I've a passion for You have walruses, birds, and "your mom" species classification? whore You've got giraffe's, tigers, and dolphins which also happen to be The animals your mom fucked, 9 months later you have CB You see it's quite pointless to mince words with Jeff indeed When it's already been established, after this it's help you'll need You're right it's time for war, so strap that gat on tight I'll drop "A-BOMB'S" on British Columbia leaving you dead before night That's right CB, this is dreamviews.com And in my inbox I'm expecting chest pics of your mom But in case she's gone and I just happen to miss her Just snap some pics instead of your hot ass sister You keep on mentioning these pictures that you must want so bad, When really I think you should stick to the Victoria Secret ads, 'Cause the pleasuring's still the same with girls you'll never meet, So light some candles, dim the lights, and give your dick a beat, Or perhaps you like the clothing too, there ain't no need to sweat, so get on out to that store instead and buy a tight corset! Then you go on to say that I'm an animal in need, I'll admit you nailed it, but you're wrong about the breed, I'm one-hundred percent wolf, and bro I'm about to feed, I'll make ya plead, as your face and ego bleed, I'm natures steed, bitch, I'll smoke you like my weed. I think it's agreed that this war is almost over, So pack up your artillery and start kissing that four-leafed clover, Maybe luck will shine on you, 'cause you're really gonna need it, I was playin' around before, so it's time to free th' wit, Come this final battle and I'll make ya head split. Thank you bitch pussy for making my day with your pissing and moaning, for denying my reign because you can't face the fact that I'm the new king in town and the punk you want to lay I just put in the ground "ABAB"? You need some lessons done on poetry and the other twenty-four letters, son Read this sentence bitch, and maybe you will get the jist of how I paint my gold pics if you can learn to read with eyes and not your wussy ass and cheap magnifying glass you stole back from your sister slut you gave it to for cheap ass I never did ever see clever lines in your lesser crap that mentioned your nasty yappy family's loser camp But I did detect you know you ho your new foe is the ruling champ CB dweebie queefie queenie, sob all day and suck on that Now you see one difference between you and I Is that intelligence and cunning are something on I rely, "Dweebie queefie queenie"? Are those some types of bird? Or have you just gone and fucked yourself by making up new words? You're embarrasin' yourself, trying to string together lines, Sticking all them words together 'n making children blind, Come on Universal, you seem like a smart guy, Take a look in Websters and see what you can find, Perhaps a real word or two will do the job in time, It's the 21st century and I believe you are behind. So instead of throwing out all these meaningless insults, Leave the big boy stuff behind to all us young adults. 2 in 1! Love ya guys. (and yes, UM, I know you're older than me )

[Oneironaut Zero]

Alright, so it’s been a minute, but now I’m back in the cipher. Battles are flying everywhere. Calm down, folks, don’t be so hyper! Organize your bouts. Cold and Jeff are doing this like it was meant to be. I’ll give them props for now, but worry, I’ll slay them eventually! UM, I saw your post-bout spit. I know you’re holding back the tears. Don’t cry cause our battle’s over, just like your rap career. See I’d love to indulge the whims of all the whack rappers I’m meetin, But I’m a lil too busy to cater to suckaz who can’t let it go when they’re beaten. Not trying to duck out, though, or deny you your pleasure, So I killed you in this spit as well, for good measure. But it’s time to move on, now. I’ve paid my respects, Rest in peace now, UM. It’s been fun. Now who’s next? Ah, Xox. Sorry, kid. Almost forgot about you. But I’m sure, even absent, I still would have topped you. You sure you really wanna go through with this challenge? Might wanna take a few years to practice. Restore the balance. Cause now it’s uneven. Take this as a warning. You’re better off gaining your fame in a porn ring. Cause here, in this battle, you’re facing deletion You’ll call me Master by this battle’s completion. (as always - all in fun )

[Tmer]

Humm.. I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle! GAME OVER! =P

[Man of Steel]

Y'know, I would target somebody here, but O's the only one not already paired up, and I know when I'm outclassed. Still, I'll give it a shot: You call yourself an Oneironaut, explorer of dreams. What I ask you is what this really means. Are you too afraid to face the bitter reality? That you are no explorer or adventurer, but just another example of causality. Cause and effect, the basis of real life, It's what happens when you're a has-been, a reject of strife. You go on living, expecting us to be respecting, But what's underneath? What are you neglecting? Sure, you can spit your rhymes, follow along with the times, Break the rules and pay penance for your crimes. Or you can admit that you're not really all that, Recognize that the Steel's where it's at. And you'll be let be, like the rest that see That the Man of Steel is the man to be. But if you won't be humble, and know your place, Then you're gonna be owned, fool, by the Man from Space. How's that for a rhyme, eh (all in good fun, of course)?

[Jeff777]

This was the last round, we were supposed to go 3 but this is the 4th...CB, you never cease to amaze me bro, you really stepped your game throughout your entire flow (didn't mean to rhyme that ) You keep on mentioning these pictures that you must want so bad, When really I think you should stick to the Victoria Secret ads, 'Cause the pleasuring's still the same with girls you'll never meet, So light some candles, dim the lights, and give your dick a beat, Or perhaps you like the clothing too, there ain't no need to sweat, so get on out to that store instead and buy a tight corset! Then you go on to say that I'm an animal in need, I'll admit you nailed it, but you're wrong about the breed, I'm one-hundred percent wolf, and bro I'm about to feed, I'll make ya plead, as your face and ego bleed, I'm natures steed, bitch, I'll smoke you like my weed. I think it's agreed that this war is almost over, So pack up your artillery and start kissing that four-leafed clover, Maybe luck will shine on you, 'cause you're really gonna need it, I was playin' around before, so it's time to free th' wit, Come this final battle and I'll make ya head split. Obviously you the lack the ability to clearly see That I killed "CB the slow one" before round 3 But if it's a massive genocide that you need? I'll make sure to beat and kill every kind of "wolf breed" You say I should beat my dick because the pics won't come Bitch I'll beat you trick and go force you to take some And about me beating my dick by candle light? I'm not too good at that you see So your girl helped me get it right Nighty night CB, your coffin is about to close But not before I finish rippin on your family's hoes Your mom chose, afterall to suck on some big balls So she keeps it a secret we meet in secrect at the mall And your sister CB? wow bro she's fine as hell Where or how did she find time to learn to suck cock so well? Check your mail boy, there's a letter I sent you Enclosed in the letter is a tissue for your issue And that issue is me, you see I strike like a python Injecting my enemies with poison, it's blood that they choke on Continue to smoke on CB, go roll that weed and toke But you're stupider than spartiate if you think it's me you'll roll and smoke End of the line here TINKERBELL, and there's no coming back And certainly no amount of "clapping" will ever change that I admire your courage though, for asking me for more Even if I did slay your ass Like you were a jack the ripper whore Uh oh, it seems the pastors giving the eulogy And they're closing the coffin on the one we called "CB" They're lowering you down, I guess it's time to bail But while you're in hell, I feel...it's only right To ask is mark doing well and is ranma alright? Goodnight CB, you know you did this to yourself When you battle me you see there's no aid, and there's no help Before I go, I would like to clear up the mystery Yes CB, indeed you did make history As the second guy I went and put out of his misery Not flawlessly you see, it wasn't an easy victory But my crown's always guaranteed when my challenger is CB Combine all the world's greatest rappers and still you couldn't beat me Consider yourself lucky, on you? I went easily But next time you challenge me man understand Your grave WILL read..."Soon to be damned again"

[Xox]

Pfft stop making these soo long guys. :p In real freestyles there is a time limit. So try to even it up.

[Jeff777]

Pfft stop making these soo long guys. :p In real freestyles there is a time limit. So try to even it up.

[Xox]

Hey now, don't be mad. I was just pointing out something that I noticed. :p Let's be fair now. Besides that AWESOME job!

[Grod]

Pfft stop making these soo long guys. :p In real freestyles there is a time limit. So try to even it up. Psch. The longer the better. That was awesome Jeff and CB More more

[Jeff777]

Hey now, don't be mad. I was just pointing out something that I noticed. :p Let's be fair now. Besides that AWESOME job! Lol thanks, and I did some measurements and it was like 3 times as long as CB's last hit. I guess I just wanted to make "triple" sure he was dead Psch. The longer the better. That was awesome Jeff and CB More more Thanks Grod Howabout you step in the ring?

[Xox]

Psch. The longer the better. That was awesome Jeff and CB More more Consult - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx2SDJwgbgM

[Jeff777]

Xox, don't forget...O threw out some verbal abuse to you last night...

[NeAvO]

Xox speaks truth in what she says, We ain't writing essays Just a few lines here and there how about six, that sound fair? Well my time in here is about to cease, All I gotta say is PEACE!

[Grod]

Consult - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx2SDJwgbgM Edit: K

[Oneironaut Zero]

Y'know, I would target somebody here, but O's the only one not already paired up, and I know when I'm outclassed. Still, I'll give it a shot: You call yourself an Oneironaut, explorer of dreams. What I ask you is what this really means. Are you too afraid to face the bitter reality? That you are no explorer or adventurer, but just another example of causality. Cause and effect, the basis of real life, It's what happens when you're a has-been, a reject of strife. You go on living, expecting us to be respecting, But what's underneath? What are you neglecting? Sure, you can spit your rhymes, follow along with the times, Break the rules and pay penance for your crimes. Or you can admit that you're not really all that, Recognize that the Steel's where it's at. And you'll be let be, like the rest that see That the Man of Steel is the man to be. But if you won't be humble, and know your place, Then you're gonna be owned, fool, by the Man from Space. How's that for a rhyme, eh (all in good fun, of course)? Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's my next victim, and he's come to feel the pain! Steel, my main man. What it is? How ya doin? Don't complain when your invincible image gets ruined. But you should be used to it. I see how mixed up your life is. Are you Kal-El or Clint? Fix this identity crisis! I know you're trying to cope with being the last Kryptonian, and, in your nightmares you see your home planet explode-again, But really, you've got to choose. Are you Superman or Eastwood? Next thing you know, you'll have shifted again, into Priesthood. But who you choose to be's really no business of mine. That's true. So I'll leave the subject, so I'm not out of line. And get back to lethal raps that break your back in 22 ways, Wreck your ass so bad you'll have flashbacks of scrappin with Doomsday. Don't worry about my name, instead, fear my vicious lyric seep into your brain like kryptonite fangs to your jugular vein when you hear it. But, yo, you've got potential, so don't you be a coward. Hit me with a challenge worthy of this clash of superpowers.

[Jeff777]

Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's my next victim, and he's come to feel the pain! Steel, my main man. What it is? How ya doin? Don't complain when your invincible image gets ruined. But you should be used to it. I see how mixed up your life is. Are you Kal-El or Clint? Fix this identity crisis! I know you're trying to cope with being the last Kryptonian, and, in your nightmares you see your home planet explode-again, But really, you've got to choose. Are you Superman or Eastwood? Next thing you know, you'll have shifted again, into Priesthood. But who you choose to be's really no business of mine. That's true. So I'll leave the subject, so I'm not out of line. And get back to lethal raps that break your back in 22 ways, Wreck your ass so bad you'll have flashbacks of scrappin with Doomsday. Don't worry about my name, instead, fear my vicious lyric seep into your brain like kryptonite fangs to your jugular vein when you hear it. But, yo, you've got potential, so don't you be a coward. Hit me with a challenge worthy of this clash of superpowers.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Xox, don't forget...O threw out some verbal abuse to you last night... Sure did. And yeah, normally verses run for about 16 bars, so while there's no official limit, around here, try to shoot for that length (give or take a set of bars), unless you're addressing more than one person. If not, one person might get some extra bars to stick some jabs in, that the person before them doesn't get.

[Xox]

Huh what where?

[Jeff777]

Sure did. And yeah, normally verses run for about 16 bars, so while there's no official limit, around here, try to shoot for that length (give or take a set of bars), unless you're addressing more than one person. If not, one person might get some extra bars to stick some jabs in, that the person before them doesn't get. 16 bars it is then! (give or take a few bars)

[Oneironaut Zero]

Huh what where? Alright, so it’s been a minute, but now I’m back in the cipher. Battles are flying everywhere. Calm down, folks, don’t be so hyper! Organize your bouts. Cold and Jeff are doing this like it was meant to be. I’ll give them props for now, but worry, I’ll slay them eventually! UM, I saw your post-bout spit. I know you’re holding back the tears. Don’t cry cause our battle’s over, just like your rap career. See I’d love to indulge the whims of all the whack rappers I’m meetin, But I’m a lil too busy to cater to suckaz who can’t let it go when they’re beaten. Not trying to duck out, though, or deny you your pleasure, So I killed you in this spit as well, for good measure. But it’s time to move on, now. I’ve paid my respects, Rest in peace now, UM. It’s been fun. Now who’s next? Ah, Xox. Sorry, kid. Almost forgot about you. But I’m sure, even absent, I still would have topped you. You sure you really wanna go through with this challenge? Might wanna take a few years to practice. Restore the balance. Cause now it’s uneven. Take this as a warning. You’re better off gaining your fame in a porn ring. Cause here, in this battle, you’re facing deletion You’ll call me Master by this battle’s completion. (as always - all in fun ) Second half of this one.

[Xox]

Second half of this one. Oh. Kk.