Very good recall for the second dream.
18-August-08
1. I only remember the very late stages of the dream. I was at a gameshow which involved debating. A woman had said something serious, and a man was laughing at what she was saying. That's all I remember.
2. I was in a dormitory of some kind with my sister. There were two single beds and it was like a hotel room, but I distinctly remember it was not a hotel room, but a dorm. At some point in the night, I, er, failed to get out of bed and find the toilet (still in the dream!). So I threw what I'd made onto the floor. Then I slept (dream-slept). My sister got up and stepped into what I'd thrown on the floor and freaked out about it, so I feigned ignorance and laughed at her. When breakfast time came, my dad entered the room, offering me a bag of grated cheese for breakfast. But it was the "light" version, so I declined, and he said something about there not being any of the "original" version, so I had to eat it. I said no again and he told me to follow him, so I did. He opened the door to the outside, and I saw the dorm was on ground level. In front of the door was a pretty big field, then a huge old house. In the courtyard was a basketball court. Outside the room stood a crowd of people, all looking angry at me for not accepting the bag of cheese. So I went back the other way (still refusing the food). I went through the other door of the dorm and found a short dark tunnel, almost something you'd expect from a scary game like DOOM III. There are metal steps leading up to a door. Through the door, I came to an office of some description, except the people I could see "working" were playing Counter-Strike Source. The boss of the office told me that he'd like me to take a group picture of all his employees and himself. I said I would do it, then left the room. I can't remember what happened for a while. After doing whatever I was doing, I came back into the office, and the boss asked more impatiently for the picture, so I said I'd go back to my room and find the camera. I go back to the tunnel. But instead of stairs, there is now a long metal slide, and you have to pay the guy at the bottom to use it. I didn't have any money and I couldn't be bothered to go round the "long way" (maybe this is where I went after the office the first time) and the guy whom I was supposed to pay looked very old and was struggling to stay alive, by the looks of it. So I thought, "he won't notice if I just go on it once, so I can fetch that camera" (by the way, I don't exploit old people in real life). So I went down the slide, and when I reached the bottom, tried to make a quick escape to the dorm, but it's almost as if something was pulling my balance backwards, so I couldn't go fast at all. Then I noticed that my grandma was lying on the slide, doing nothing, and she said something which was inaudible at first, so I got closer and asked her to repeat it. She said something cryptic: "What does a virgin think about a 'Virgin Deal'?" and then she laughed (my grandma is still completely sane IRL). Then the scene skips suddenly to a comedian on stage, doing a show. He was making a joke about God eating soup with a poor girl, and how He'd either have to teach the poor girl how to eat with manners or He'd have to lower himself to her level. (I am atheist, fyi.)
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