favorite movie quotes

[splash]

this one is from alladen and the king of theaves gene"i think i am having an out of movie experience if you take this part's first letters out of movie experience you get (OME)

[bradybaker]

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." - Doc

[Burns]

"Yeeeaaahhhh, so I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. Yeeaahh." --Office Space

[pj]

From Zardoz: Arthur: "It was I! I bred you! I led you!" Zed: "And I have looked into the face of the force which put the idea in your head. You are bred and led yourself." And my all-time favorite: Captain Renault: "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?" Rick: "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters. Cptn Renault: "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert!" Rick: "I was misinformed." Casablanca, of course.

[Howie]

From A Few Good Men Jack N. > YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Young Guns: Dirty Steve = Were in the Spirit world ass hole.

[icedawg]

Wedding Crashers: Let me lay it out for you in simple chapter and verse: You're going. Let me break it down for you so you'll understand--I'll hold your hand like a small child: I'm not going.

[nesgirl119]

Best 2 years: "So I tell Elder Calhoun to order the bread, but instead of asking for a cut loaf, he asks for a circumsized loaf!!" Alice in Wonderland: "Which path should I go on?" "That depends on which way you want to go?" Freaky Friday: (after switching bodies) "Oh no! I am old!" "Excuse me?" Well, that is all I can think of right now! Excellent topic idea splash!! Originally posted by splash this one is from alladen and the king of theaves gene"i think i am having an out of movie experience if you take this part's first letters out of movie experience you get (OME) Hahahaha!! That is really funny. Makes you think we must be in some movie in those ...?s we have!

[dudesuperior]

Life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get: Forrest Gump YOU SHALL NOT PASS!: LOTR Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off: The Karate Kid

[Amethyst Star]

"I want to be a chicken. Do you think God would turn me into a chicken?" -Larry the Cucumber, Veggie Tales (but I don't remember which one) "I'm the PMS avenger. I only work one week a month. Is there a problem with that?" "Oh, no no no..." "Whatever!" -Mystery Men ...and practically every single line from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. *waits for docthory to say that this has already been done before*

[wombing]

from willy wonka (the original, not the blasphemy of a new one). dozens and dozens, but my favourites are: Willy Wonka: *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams. Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts. and the princess bride: Buttercup: You mock my pain. Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. (wesley is surrounded by the prince and his men) Prince Humperdinck: Surrender. Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now. Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

[Burns]

Originally posted by wombing and the princess bride: Buttercup: You mock my pain. Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. (wesley is surrounded by the prince and his men) Prince Humperdinck: Surrender. Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now. Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. I love that movie! It's way underrated!

[Gwendolyn]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Duke: "I knew it was a crime; I did it anyway." Duke: "We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And someone was giving booze to these goddamned things." Duke: "Lets get down to brass tacks: how much for the ape?" Duke: "With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know." Duke: "You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus." Gonzo: "Who said anything about carving you up, man? I just wanted to carve a Z into your forehead." That movie is pure gold. The Yellow Submarine [Ringo picks up a hole and puts it in his pocket.] Ringo: I've got a hole in my pocket.

[kramari]

From Heat Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

[splash]

indiana johns regy:Have a little back bone would ya indi:Snakes why did it have to be snakes http://images.ask.com/pictures?o=0&qsrc=6&...Venomous+Snakes

[Distant Clone]

True Lies Abu Kaleem Malik: "I do not tolerate mistakes" Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Gay) Perry Van Shrike: "You, stop multiplying!"

[Led]

"Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur? Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong! Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours. Peter La Fleur: Really? Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late. Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance. Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals? Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame. Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. "

[splash]

road to eldarado tolieo: He gave me loaded dice.

[kichu]

From the 40 year old virgin: "She's a hot grandma." "Heck, yeah. No, do a grandma, man. You should fuck her on her plastic-covered couch. Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote. She would probably find that very erotic. Fuck her and then have her send you a cheque for $12 on your birthday."

[Draco]

Alan Grant, The Lost World: reverse darwinism, survival of the most idiotic. Red vs Blue, From begining to end.

[bradybaker]

Pulp Fiction Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Ynot]

Originally posted by bradybaker Pulp Fiction Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. you forgot the "Aarrgghh - blam blam blam"

[Starlite]

BREAKFAST CLUB ALLISON: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913. ANDREW: Wow. Are you psychic? ALLISON: No. BRIAN: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? ALLISON: I stole your wallet. EMPIRE RECORDS LUCAS: Mark, who's your favorite singer? MARK: Axl. LUCAS: Well if Axl Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him? MARK: [thinks] ... Does Axl have a jack? *** A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing... JOE: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me? A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely. PULP FICTION VINCENT: Want some bacon? JULES: No man, I don't eat pork. VINCENT: Are you Jewish? JULES: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. VINCENT: Why not? JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

[bradybaker]

Originally posted by Starlite PULP FICTION VINCENT: Want some bacon? JULES: No man, I don't eat pork. VINCENT: Are you Jewish? JULES: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. VINCENT: Why not? JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. JULES: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m*therf*cker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. VINCENT: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. JULES: I don't eat dog either. VINCENT: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. VINCENT: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? JULES: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' m*therf*ckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Starlite]

Originally posted by bradybaker JULES: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m*therf*cker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. VINCENT: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. JULES: I don't eat dog either. VINCENT: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. VINCENT: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? JULES: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' m*therf*ckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Ya know Brady I was gonna add all that but I didnt want to step on anyone's toes with all that beautiful language....but you cleaned it up nice!!

[OpheliaBlue]

"Ah you know me..I'm too lazy to hold a grudge" --Sid, the wise, yet absent-minded sloth, ICE AGE