Thread: favorite movie quotes

I do too. It's sooo funny.

i got to see that movie... just because of that nemesis quote...

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

And for the scientists

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

Originally posted by Asclepius
I fart in your general direction.

haha

was wondering when someone was gonna quote Holy Grail

LOST
Kate: Are you serious, Sawyer?
Sawyer: Freckles, i just got tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a real gen-u-ine Iraqi, of course im serious!

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [pause] I didn't think so."[/b]

O-Ren Ishii. Leader of the Crazy-88s... Kill Bill

Gabriella:Why is everyone staring at you?
Taylor:Not me you.
Gabriella:Because of the callbacks? I cant have people staring at me I realy can't.

High school musical

The best pickup line in all of film and literature (IMHO) comes from A Clockwork Orange:

Originally posted by Alex DeLarge
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players! Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones! You are invited!

the "burn the witch" scene from holy grail is #1 on my list... i wore out a rental tape by replaying that scene so many times..


from "twelve monkeys"

Jeffrey Goines: Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!

^saw it for the first time last night...loved it.

from the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter:



Dr. Pretorious: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Atheist Woman: "Hello Jesus. You don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We are the atheists."
Guy Atheist: "Look Jesus, we're taking your second coming ass down!"


btw this is a pretty silly B movie...possibly a C movie ... and yes it is filmed in english and then poorly dubbed over in english...

"They're all gonna laugh at you."

-from the movie Carrie

Originally posted by Starlite
"They're all gonna laugh at you."

-from the movie Carrie

Is that where the Adam Sandler thing came from?

YES....I love Adam Sandler...I cant watch that Carrie scene w/out thinking of adam sandler saying 'theyre all gonna laught at you" about 500 times!! hilarious!!

AAAAACK!!!

Toll Booth WILLAAAAY

"Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"
"Oh, great, great. How much?"
Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."
"That's fine. Now should I give you the money,
or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"

^^ LMAO - I love that one!

haha, i find it hilarious how adam sandler started his rise to millionaire-star status...

he was popular when i was an adolescent boy, so i probably heard variations of the "I got a snake!" skit 6000 times within a couple years.

Yeah Adam Sandler was popular just before my adolescence. But I think I understand how you felt. I mean if I hear someone say "I'm Rick James bitch!" just one more time, I'll.. well I don't know what I'll do but it won't be pretty. And chuck norris jokes. Any popular quotes really, they drive me nuts.

Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. ~ Slingblade (1996)

Doyle: Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! ~ Slingblade (1996)

I just rewatched that movie today and laughed out loud during those scenes.

HAHA oh yeah I forgot about that midget quote

Mr. Deeds

Servant guy: "I think you underestimate my sneakiness sir."

(When he sneaks up on him)

Guest House Paradiso

Mr. Twat: My twin brother's a dentist
Old Lady: Oooh is that the same brother who's a gynacologist?

(When trying to convince the old guest to let Mr. Twat look at and take out her gold tooth)

And not a movie but still hilarious

Mr. Mann: "I was wondering if you could help me. I was looking to buy a painting of a dissapointed hores"

(He wants it to go with his picture of an inconvienienced badger, he turns down a perturbed horse, a dissilusioned horse, a horse which looks dissapointed but ultimately has a shard of hope, a vexed kitten and eventuly settles for a depressed owl (which he later argues is actually disilussioned).

A few gems from Donnie Darko:

Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.

[Seth is holding a knife to Donnie's throat as a car approaches along the road]
Seth Devlin: Did you call the fucking cops?
Donnie: Deus ex machina...
Seth Devlin: What did you say? What the fuck did you just say?
Donnie: Our saviour.

all from "Léon"



Léon: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay?
Mathilda: Okay.
Léon: Good.

*POSSIBLE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*about to storm in an appartment, and to shoot everything to pieces*
Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
Malky: I couldn't really say.

Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.

*some policemen were shot by leon*
Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE.

ONE BIG FAT GIANT SPOILER WRAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!


*leon just got shot by stansfield*
Léon: Stansfield?
Stansfield: At your service.
Léon: [handing him something] This is from... Mathilda.
Stansfield: [sees that it's a pin for a grenade] Shit.






after you've seen this movie, the "EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!", and "this is from mathilda" quotes stay with you. they truly are classics.

but to experience the full effect you'll have to see the movie.

i'm not kidding: this movie is a masterpiece, and how things (especially those two lines)
are done, and filmed... they make it an experience you won't forget very fast.

NOW GO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and i'm not done yet:



from the matrix revolutions:

"everything that has a beginning, has an end."

<--- another quote you won't forget very fast...
't was funny in the cinema too: suddenly the first half of that sentence comes by on the big screen, and then you hear 3/4th of the room's watchers whisper: "... has an end"
(and i was one of them )


and another one, its not from a movie though, but it still is memorable:

prince of persia, the two thrones...

dark prince, at the end of the game, in one hell of a cutscene :

"all that is yours... is fatefully mine,

and mine it will be!"


even though it came by in the trailers, i totally forgot about it, until the first half of the sentence came by... ("all that is yours")

i (again) couldn't resist to finish the sentence


great line in a great game


the only thing that sucked about that cutscene was that they just HAD to let the dark prince swing his daggertail-whip towards the screen... without it, it would be much and much better...



bad boys:

[Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]
Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Mike Lowrey: I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Marcus Burnett: Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?

*marcus = eating something*
Mike Lowrey: Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.
Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Ferguson: [as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key] What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
Julie Mott: [gives Ferguson the finger] Scratch this, okay?
Ferguson: Yeah I'll scratch anything you want to you blue-eyed bitch.
Julie Mott: Did you go to college?

Mike Lowrey: Hello?
Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors.
Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.
Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.
[In high pitched voice]
Marcus Burnett: We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar...?

all from "Léon"



Léon: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay?
Mathilda: Okay.
Léon: Good.
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Why is it that that movie has 2 names??
I only know it is as The Professional.


Great movie BTW!!!!