Thread: Best, most epic way to kick a DC's a$%?

Well, here's my method of kicking someone's ass:

Step 1: Turn him around so that you will have a clear shot.
Step 2: Make sure he stays immobile.
Step 3: Raise your foot.
Step 4: Kick as hard as you can.
Step 5: Enjoy the effect!

There are a lot of methods for killing him/her too...Use your imagination.

Find a large hole.

Tell him to stand infront of it.

Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him into it.

it's gotta be like the matrix. like yer foot would move at the speed of light.

Order your new evil twin to kick the shit out of him

Originally Posted by The Legend

Order your new evil twin to kick the shit out of him

That's not near as fun as if you'd do it yourself. Maybe you turn evil and kick the shit out of him?

Originally Posted by yellowlight

That's not near as fun as if you'd do it yourself. Maybe you turn evil and kick the shit out of him?

Even better you and an army of evil clones beat da shit outta one guy

Go on Youtube and look up "Manhunt executions." That will, FOR SURE, give you some ideas on how to kill them.

Originally Posted by The Legend

Even better you and an army of evil clones beat da shit outta one guy

Or maybe you and your army of evil clones beat the shit out of the guy and his army of evil clones ! Much more action.

Send another planet crashing into the very point where they stand.

Originally Posted by pojmaster17q

Send another planet crashing into the very point where they stand.

uhh, that would kill Kevin too. it would probably also end the dream.

sorry to drag Kevin into this, but the truth is, it's why i started this thread. like i said in the link, i just saw the movie today. i am so pissed off that someone would try to hurt Kevin, that in a lucid dream, i am going to beat the shit out of the person who tried to hurt her. and then kill them.

but just shooting them, or exploding them is not epic enough. i need to kill them gooooood. like just do a classic beat-the-shit-out-of-them, then bring them to an airless planet (NOT earth), let them suffocate for a few, and then drop a 5 million giga-ton nuke on them that would destroy the planet. of-course, me and Kevin would be in some kind of airtight shield.

wow sorry for the swearing. but like i said, i love Kevin.

if you want to have a non-kevin-ized thread with this discussion, then tell a high class member like Oneironaut to start it. i did want to hold back on kevin-izing the thread for as long as possible. but i can't do it forever.

AND NOW I AM DONE WITH THIS POST.

Originally Posted by peacock486

that would kill me

You're not a DC

really another thread about how to hurt DC's???..........my god just search through old threads.. I've seen a few of these just made within this week... just look for similar threads before you start one. come on! if you want to make a thread make it original atleast!

should i shut up, or put this somwhere else?

well, this has qualifications. come on. i'm trying to kill one person, while keeping another person (or bird) safe.

Originally Posted by peacock486

... while keeping another person (or bird) safe.

You're really obsessed with those birds, aren't you?

Originally Posted by peacock486

should i shut up, or put this somwhere else?

well, this has qualifications. come on. i'm trying to kill one person, while keeping another person (or bird) safe.

If you just want that, don't say "epic". Just kill them. And that's simple to figure out. Either way, if you want the bird, er, teleport it to you. The very name of this forum is Dream Control.

well it will be acceptable if you say who it is (describe them) then come up with some creative ways to beat whoever it may be up. like say it was a fishman (...yes i know it fails, but its easy) that attacked kevin.. you can come up with special ways to take it down example: fishing rod with an explosive attached.. or something like that. just let that be known if a thread like this is created give it some unique characteristics that make it differ from other threads.

Originally Posted by yellowlight

You're really obsessed with those birds, aren't you?

yes, to a religiously high amount.

Originally Posted by pojmaster17q

If you just want that, don't say "epic". Just kill them. And that's simple to figure out. Either way, if you want the bird, er, teleport it to you. The very name of this forum is Dream Control.

now i'm really FUCKING pissed. i love Kevin. how much? just look above. just killing the person would still leave me sad when i wake up, as i would feel that he didn't get what he deserved. it NEEDs to be epic.

Originally Posted by Nufeather1

well it will be acceptable if you say who it is (describe them) then come up with some creative ways to beat whoever it may be up. like say it was a fishman (...yes i know it fails, but its easy) that attacked kevin.. you can come up with special ways to take it down example: fishing rod with an explosive attached.. or something like that. just let that be known if a thread like this is created give it some unique characteristics that make it differ from other threads.

well, the person is from the movie. he tried to capture Kevin and bring her back to the states to show to everybody, for money (as kevin was an unknown bird). he was so hostile. he put her in a small cage (Kevin is at least 7 feet tall), and just let her stay there, until the other people saved her. also, he has a skeleton of Kevin in his house, so he probably killed one of them.

i really want to kill him for that. just look above.

well, like i said, i could explode him into fragments, or maybe i could (uh-oh here we go) strap him to the bottem of a Saturn 5 rocket. or replace Ed White with him in the apollo 1 test flight (we all know what happened on Apollo 1), because Ed White is awesome. or maybe i could strap him to the heat shield on Apollo 8 (reenters MUCH faster then the shuttle, and as such, makes more heat). maybe i could put him on Apollo 18 (it got canceled), because Apollo 18 is the one where the lem accent rocket doesn't fire, stranding them on the moon. or maybe i could put him on STS-107 (the columbia disaster). or STS-51-L (the challenger disaster).

WOW this is a long post.

Ornithophilia.

Also, why would you want to kill him "epically" if you want him to suffer? Blowing someone up is an instant death.

Either way I think something clever would be to shatter all of his bones (with your mind, that is) then send them flying/cutting through his body and eventually reassemble them into an exhibit next to the exhibit of the other bird.

But still... it's just a DC. Don't get too angry.

EDIT: wait what movie

i want to make him suffer to an incalculable amount. then kill him epically.

Impale him on a spear, then stand that spear straight up leaving him to hang for days before eventually dieing.

Crucifixion?

Originally Posted by Mattofla

Impale him on a spear, then stand that spear straight up leaving him to hang for days before eventually dieing.

Originally Posted by pojmaster17q

Crucifixion?

i say nay-nay.

what does Ornithophilia mean?

what does Ornithophilia mean?

an unhealthy love of birds.

Hang him upside down by a hook through his ballsack, beat him unconcious while he's hanging, wait for him to wake up, then stop on his face until he's dead =D