HELP!!!!! nightmare!! eaten by a giant vagina!!!!!

**cody** · 07-29-2005 07:18 PM

I plan to attend grad school full time and work full time. I had a nightmare about my pants falling down in front of my mom, my aunt (her sister) and my ex girlfriend Liz. A bit more background on my situation; my mom is ok, Liz is ok but my aunt is a major control freak. I borrowed money from her to go to school and I've about got it paid off. My aunt and mom don't want me to go to grad school and work full time at the same time; they just want me to work etc. My parents are divorced and my dad lives in a different city if that means anything....I was raised by my mom but my aunt has more money and has a better home and a pool in the backyard I used to go to in the summers; my aunt loves to tan and loves to hang out at the pool.

The new nightmare/dream begins with me going to her place to swim; she's out tanning in the summer as usual on a lounge chair near the pool....She asks me if I've changed my mind about my plans; for whatever reason I start to laugh at her; the next thing I know I've become miniaturized and I'm standing between her tan legs on the lounge chair; it's like she's become giant or I've become incredibly small.....I begin to laugh, and I hear my aunt's voice ask me if I think it's funny and I continue to laugh; and just then her swimsuit bottom whips off and I now face her angry giant vagina with snapping sharp teeth.....I try to get away but the giant vagina begins to devour me....I awoke yelling...........

Any possible solutions or interpretations?????????

**cool_D_23** · 07-29-2005 07:31 PM

wow, that sounds like an amusing dream. A giant vagina

, might be interesting. Sorry though cody, I have no experience in dream interpretation, and dont want to think what different kinds of interpretations you could get with this dream.

**nina** · 07-29-2005 08:07 PM

You also posted this in the General Discussion. Please refrain from making multiple posts about the same thing. I deleted it.

**cody** · 07-29-2005 08:26 PM

I won't make any more multiple submissions about the same subject; thanks......Do you have any insights? You seem to know a lot...........

**Mystical_Journey** · 07-29-2005 08:52 PM

I'm not even going to read your post......

Are you part of nesgirls off-centre subliminal posse?

**cody** · 07-29-2005 09:43 PM

Don't know what posse you're talking about........Nope, I'm not..............

**nina** · 07-29-2005 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Mystical_Journey
I'm not even going to read your post......

Ugh I wish I wouldn't have.

**SantaDreamsToo** · 07-29-2005 10:33 PM

Originally posted by cody
The new nightmare/dream begins with me going to her place to swim; she's out tanning in the summer as usual on a lounge chair near the pool....She asks me if I've changed my mind about my plans; for whatever reason I start to laugh at her; the next thing I know I've become miniaturized and I'm standing between her tan legs on the lounge chair; it's like she's become giant or I've become incredibly small.....I begin to laugh, and I hear my aunt's voice ask me if I think it's funny and I continue to laugh; and just then her swimsuit bottom whips off and I now face her angry giant vagina with snapping sharp teeth.....I try to get away but the giant vagina begins to devour me....I awoke yelling...........

Any possible solutions or interpretations?????????

your minds telling you to stop looking at porn?

**jay dawg** · 07-29-2005 10:45 PM

perhaps you secretly want to eat her vagina? i mean is she hot or anything. or one of those ugly old hag aunts?

**Mystical_Journey** · 07-29-2005 10:55 PM

I'm sure this is going to be the same person who posted that picture ages ago......

He has a stong sense of odour within his moral decay....

"The lunatics who have taken over the asylum have become bored and are finally learning to escape"

**Alaurast78** · 07-29-2005 11:57 PM

Maybe your gay and vagina scares you?

I though your post/dream was funny!!!

**cody** · 07-30-2005 12:03 AM

I don't feel sexual attraction towards my aunt in the slightest......Yes she's good looking and in shape or whatever, but no I don't have the hots for her..........and I'm not gay either.....I like women just not my aunt!!!!!

**nina** · 07-30-2005 12:15 AM

Ok well after getting over the initial shock of the dream, I'll take a shot at interpreting it. From the background info you gave it all seems pretty obvious, at least to me.

Your dad is in another city. You are being controlled right now by your mom and aunt (two big vaginas so to speak) who want different things for you than you want for yourself. You feel a lack of control because you had to borrow money from your aunt. Basically the whole "being devoured by a vagina" thing probably just comes from the lack of control that you feel in the situation with your mom and your aunt. It's nothing to freak out about. Dreams are weird like that...but perhaps it is also your subconscious trying to break free from the restraints that they are imposing on you with what they want from your life and not what you really want.

Ehhh hopefully that made sense...I'm a bit tipsy

**jay dawg** · 07-30-2005 12:54 AM

still a hilarious event... great interpretation nina!

**Kaniaz** · 07-30-2005 01:25 AM

WHEN VAGINAS ATTACK

**nesgirl119** · 07-30-2005 01:48 AM

Originally posted by Mystical_Journey
I'm not even going to read your post......

Are you part of nesgirls off-centre subliminal posse?

Would you quit insulting me

?!
I just think that one was kind of weird! Maybe it shows you that you are afraid of people of the opposite gender!

**FoolofJoy** · 07-30-2005 01:48 AM

That made me laff cody, thank you.
Nina, great interpretation. I'm still at work, but I'll be gettin' on the piss around 11:30, doubt I'll catch up.

**cody** · 07-30-2005 07:35 PM

Thanks for the interpretations and comments, etc. As for laughing, well, I didn't laugh.....Still, I can see where it could be seen as funny...............

**spiritofthewolf** · 07-31-2005 07:34 PM

no offence to you cody when i say this, but i wouldnt have even put that dream up on the board..like that is just weird,wicked, and wrong lol..not saying anything against you but i think that dream i would have left out

Kinda like the ONE dream i had....right jay dawg...AH SHIT!

SHHH jay, dont say a word lol

**nina** · 07-31-2005 07:53 PM

lol I think we've all had dreams that we would never tell anyone about o_o

oh and PS I saw this and thought about...uh...your dream.

creepy.

**jay dawg** · 07-31-2005 09:20 PM

ohhh spirit are u refering possibly to that dream in which stuck ur thumb up a dogs ass? ahh yes that one. was it a dog? how soon we forget

**fresita** · 08-01-2005 01:57 AM

That was VERY funny. I'm with Nina... it probably has to do with women controlling a big part of your life and you NOT liking it.

**Merck** · 08-01-2005 02:12 AM

Wait a second. Since when do vaginas do the eating?

**cody** · 08-01-2005 03:57 PM

Originally posted by fresita
That was VERY funny. I'm with Nina... it probably has to do with women controlling a big part of your life and you NOT liking it.

Yes and no.......The last thing I want to dream about is my aunt, and particularly when she's a giant and her youknowwhat is going to eat me............It seems that women find this very funny, the dream I had, that is..............