Okay, this was a wierd dream indeed.
It involved me in some sort of plan to help Various World Leaders attain peace among all nations, by travelling to the future to attain world history books. It turned out that a certain country went rogue and wound up becoming world dictator. With this knowledge, The Presidents, PMs and other such people vowed to make a union of peace.
But the plan went awry, and all of the leaders start nonsensically destroying landmarks in the capitol of the country.
One notable experience was when I saw George Bush throw a Thermal Detonator into a historic bus station, and Steve Harper Bombing various buildings from a B-22.
I then thought to myself, "You know? Some people are irresponsible with future knowledge, so I think I'm just going to go back to the future, and instead of getting history books, I'll bring all the Future Video Game Consoles back with me!"
I then proceed into a video games store, and look about everywhere, STEALING new video games.
A wierd, Pikachu-esque animal follows me around in the store, and causes havok among the stands. As the clerk gets mad at that thing, I am able to take different video game accessories and stuff them into a rather large trenchcoat. Even though they were in the big, bulky plastic casings, they still fit into the pockets of the trenchcoat without being noticed.
I then walk through the aisles, after stealing a bunch of Nintendo things, looking for the new Microsoft system.
To my dissapointment, the newest future system (Namely something called XboX 1080) is coming out a few weeks after my trip to the future (A note to readers: I don't really recall how far into the future this is, because nothing is really there to signify this), I knew this because of a glass encased stand that featured the new system, and a bunch of teenagers hanging around it.
I decide to bugger off and go and steal some Playstation things, so I looked into a "Best Sellers" catalogue,
and I found that all the games were First Person Shooters based around The Iraq and Second World Wars. I recall chuckling to myself while seeing this.
Here is a list of all the games I saw in said store.
- Mario Kart: The B-Side Courses
It featured a single red mushroom on the cover, and the levels were horrid.
- Legend of Zelda: The Great Side Scroller
A very fun looking game, based around adult Link in a side scrolling fun world.
- Heroes of Valour: The Rising Sun
WWII Game
-Iraq Avengers
Iraq War game
-other various video games based around the two wars.
I remember that I should start taking some Computers and their components, and I recall taking some computers that looked only semi-high-tech, and then I woke up, rather adruptly, to a sharp knocking on my door.
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