Wierd dream I had (VERY WIERD)

[Xerxes]

Ok, this is a really random dream I had last night and I've remembered most of the details it was so wierd I decided it would be worth talking about. Warning: IT'S LONG. I was in the backseat of a car, joining onto a dual carriageway(motorway/highway) and found a digital camera so I decided to mess around with it, taking pictures of some mountains nearby etc... I ran out of memory space.. I could only take one more picture so I decided to save it for something interesting. Ahead of the car appeared a little old man riding an electric mobility scooter so I decided to take a picture of his registration plate (which shouldnt be on there) to report him to the authorities for having the wrong vehicle on a motorway, anyway I leant out to take a picture because I couldnt get a good view and fell out of the car! For some reason my cat was in the car and fell out with me too.. anyway I ended up finding a bus stop but my cat ran off into the bus when it arrived and the bus drove off before I could get on.. I ended up running/walking home (which happened almost instantly). Now it turns out that my cat was "turned" by an evil force while out of my sight and when I found it at home literally jumped on/clawed its way upto my leg and MAULED me in the stomache! I ended up having to crawl to the fireplace to press a button which made a hidden lift appear which took me down to the secret base(?) that was there... now it turns out the evil force which turned my cat against me now knew where the base was and attacked! It was Ctulhu! Tentacles started appearing everywhere (I ran outside to escape) and attacking everybody (I cut some of the tentacles off but it didnt do much) anyway I ended up pinned with the tentacles shoved through my body next to someone else and I watched while the same happened to him (I think he was some sort of ally of mine?). At this point I kind of panned away to another scene where there was a Dalek army in space who realised Ctulhu was getting too powerful and fired a huge laser at it (power of 8 billion stars)... the laser did nothing because Ctulhu was so huge.. in response some sort of explosive field came out of Ctulhu and turned all the Daleks into homosexuals (seriously.) which made them unable to fight for some reason. Anyway I was about to be killed by the tentacles outside my house when Rowan freaking Atkinson appears from nearby spraying something like fish flakes into the air and telling Ctulhu that if it destroys humanity then these flakes will cease to exist (apparently they were very tasty because the tentacles started eating them). I asked what they were called and Rowan Atkinson said they were called "Oxy" and that they were created whenever an American didn't understand an oxymoron. (Literally, as if it appeared over their heads or something) So Ctulhu couldnt destroy us or he'd lose out on tasty food.. oh yeah Rowan Atkinson is an English actor. This is when my mobile phone alarm went off and woke me up... This was pretty much my wierdest dream in recent times so I hope you enjoyed it.

[Baron Samedi]

Well, what is Cthulu to you? What is your cat? What are Daleks? What are homosexuals?