I need another mind to interpret this for me:

January 13, 2010

1st person:
I’m in the computer lab with a sub. I finished my project and began talking to Wyatt. I got 3.1 infractions for that. Then I’m in (teacher) Z’s class but in teacher M's room. I’m sitting at a desk asking Kyla for some colored pencils when Ian comes over. He farts and tries to get me to smell it. I told him no but he tried to hold me down.
I backed away bug he grabbed my arm, hard. So I moved his glasses. I thought if his glasses would move he’d reflexively move them and let go of me. Instead he hit me to the ground. I got back up. He tried to hit me again so I attempted to knee him in the balls. This didn’t work because all I got was a diaper (he actually wears diapers).
We keep fighting, eventually I bloody him up really bad. After he is laying on the ground unconscious I leave the room and see Mr. M out by the garbage can in the hall. I asked him If I would be in trouble. He said yes and I walked back into the room. I sit towards the back. Zoe hands me three dvd’s with dark ages battle armor, from TROY (which we would watched the previous day). I give mr. Z a report about the year.
Then he goes on about how I beat up Ian for attention. Kyla said it was brutal and I should be thoroughly punished. Z said I could’ve avoided the fight. He makes me feel kind of bad at first, but then spiteful. I knew my rights and I was attacked. He then tells a detailed story about a robbery. He said at the end he wasn’t at the school at the time but his adrenaline would’ve pumped and might not have stopped. Everyone began hating me.
I read some constitutional rights. I then was handed a statement on typed printer paper of the three of the people that saw the fight in complete detail. Among those was Kyla. Thankfully she said I was innocent because I was attacked.


i know every character was at least an interpretation or my own mind.

any ideas?
thanks.