Wig's Dream Journal -- 100% Interesting

[The Wig]

My dreams tend to be a tad bizarre if you really look at them right. You don't even have to understand my life and you'll still be looking at my dream like "WHAT THE FUCK?" So here you are. I'll post them everyday as I dream. 100% what I dream, nothing made up. If I can't remember a detail, I won't make it up. Promise. Dream Journal 03/06/05 I was riding a motorized scooter through the country and on a mostly deserted road. I went all the way out into the country. At the end of the road (or not the end, but where I stopped) I started to turn around. I saw a man in a house that was surrounded by gates. He looked at me and winked with his right eye. I turned around and went back down the road. I saw a kid who had apparently cut off his penis (weird as hell) and was beating it (ouch) with a hammer or something like that. I zoomed off. Halfway down the road my scooter was becoming unstable and the kid who had the hammer met me there asking if I wanted to race. I said okay, and we began. I started winning but had to stop because the “gas pedal” was coming loose. I fixed that and saw a friend I knew (Marvin Crockett but had the face of some other fag) roll up. He gave four articles of clothing to some random girl that was sitting there. One was a heavy fur coat. He then pulled a shotgun out of his trench coat and went into a teacher from my high school’s class (Mrs. Albert). I didn’t think it a big deal because he was smiling it seemed. I also had a dream on this same night of me just playing Morrowind in my bed. 03/09/05 Had a false awakening. I dreamt I had woken up and was putting on a pair of dirty pants. They were dirty in the exact same spot they are dirty in real life. I noticed they were dirty and pulled them off and put a clean pair on. Then I went to my closet to get a shirt. Had a dream of me and my cousin Chris were having a sleepover with two other girls. It was a lot of talk and seemed to be at a college dorm. We were watching TV and laughing and talking and then went to sleep. I woke up and noticed one of the girls was gone and went outside the dorm room door. I was inside a hallway. I also dreamt that EDITED IN CASE A PERSON FROM MY SCHOOL SEE'S THIS (a girl from my school nicknamed “Delco”) asked me if lucid dreaming was dangerous in history class. 03/10/05 Had a dream about me staying at home waiting for people to show up and then mom comes back and says “you still can’t go anywhere” cause she had other crap to do I can’t remember this dream past what is written in my journal. I had a dream about being at my aunt’s house and driving the Explorer. In real life it’s an automatic transmission. In the dream it’s a stick. (I have to drive a stick.) The stick shift was out of whack as it was a column only not on the wheel but where a normal stick is. I also remember switching gears before I stopped completely and I kept thinking “this is wrong” I had a dream about me getting a soda and Chris shows up and we walk to aunt Karen’s work. It’s a mechanic shop. Snoop Dogg’s ghetto ass car (literally a lawnmower size car) is there. It’s purple and white, I believe. Had a dream about my friend not going to his driver’s test because he was waiting at the wrong room and missed it by an hour. Had a dream about me and some friends hanging out. We rented a storage unit. At some point we had a falling out and I went back there to find out if it was in my name (the storage unit). As I’m walking up, the parents (specifically the mom) look at me weird. I find the kids on some staircase and ask if the unit is in my name. They say no. I leave and as I’m walking I see the mom and daughters that I didn’t know existed go by. Had a large dream. I’m in a banquet type room and there’s tons of people, maybe two guards. One fat guard is throwing pencils at me or I’m throwing pencils at me. There is a girl there and I seem to associate her with a girl from my school but I know that it’s NOT her just a girl that I associate with her. Then a black guard shows up and some altercation happens with him. I hide behind the girl and she says something like “don’t” and I can feel (literally feel) her hair in my face. Have a problem with aunt Karen. She’s holding steering wheel in hand of the Explorer (maybe a jeep? The old one she had?) and yelling at me. I yell something like “I’m an ADULT not and I have opinions and thoughts that must be accounted for!” then I say something extremely funny by either telling a joke or messing up words. The girl from the banquet hall was there (I think) in the background so it may have been the same dream as the one before.

[LucidStunna]

Wow Keep em coming

[The Wig]

03/11/05 It should be noted that the night before this upcoming dream, I watched the movie Saw I was locked in a room, like a jail cell only it was a room. … and it had bars for the “door”. There was a light switch perpendicular to a break away wall that contained another room behind it (never looked behind it). I had to find this switch. Someone was communicating with me from outside the bars but I never saw who it was, but I vaguely remember a guard type person behind the bars on the other side. I woke up in this room on the bed and there was something underneath it. A box. Don’t know what was in it. Eventually, people busted me out of the room. There was maybe 50-100 of these people and they were all wearing the same exact thing as me. I remember being annoyed at them for talking to me and maybe even because they busted me out. We ended up walking down the street. Had a dream that my mom was tested positive for marijuana in her system after five years clean and sober. We were by a TV and it was a Price is Right like episode. They were betting on her after the news of the positive test. Some people bet thousands while one guy in particular bet $0. Also had a dream that my bus driver was caught doing marijuana. As we were going on the bus I could see her eyes and told my friend. He didn’t believe me. As we were driving, I saw a friend from school walking down the road and I commented with something like “where’s he going?” and we didn’t know where he was going, but we assumed he was going very far away. Had a dream some bum came up to me in the street. Asked for money. I said no and got on the bus (same dream?) and then I see a white van typish thing show up. It’s a priest. I switch to 3rd person view I think and remember the conversation. They were arguing about God. Eventually, the bum and the priest fell down on their knees and cried. The bum then told me he was now saved by God. It should be noted the previous night I read the last chapter of The Stranger which has a scene similar to this one Last dream of the night. I was at a basketball game. The home team was not there or was playing and got kicked off or something and me and some other people filled in the ranks. As we’re playing, we’re just having fun, messing with the other team. One guy on my team headbutted a member of another team and laughed about it, it seemed. I could see the guy in another room with a towel to his head bleeding with others looking on from the room.

[The Wig]

03/12/05 I was in a room and there was a poker table surrounded by about four of my friends. They looked up at me and I noticed they were playing poker with ID cards. Only these ID cards were of certain colors and each person had a separate color. I could not tell what was actually on the card. I walked in from the outside to a building. On my right was a table with white face masks and a sign that explained they are for anthrax and instructed me to take on. I put one on. I went up to the counter where there was a lady. She said that I was so close but about “three” (not sure what the three was) away from winning Gold Minder (some game online). And then she said it was sad ‘cause I was a senior. She game me three papers but no ID card which I was expecting, apparently. I went into another room and it was sort of arcade like. I went down some steps, looked up, and saw Chris come in with his newly acquired girlfriend (in real life the previous day). I attempted to avoid them. I jumped down the stairs and rolled. He caught up to me anyway. He wanted me to spot him at a weight lift so I did and we talked. I was on top of a building. Across from this building was another building. To my left was Lara Croft and she had extremely large boobs. So of course I immediately start sucking on them. They were plastic (literally) though. They were missiles and she shot them at the other building trying to hit the people inside. Then we took off down a hallway. I was in a videogame type thing. I was outside the car and controlling it too. It was a race type and I ended up crashing a few times. Had a dream I was in a car and it was raining extremely heavy. So heavy I couldn’t see the road. I was the passenger. Someone (or me) talks about how I watched Scarface when I was just five years old. There’s someone behind us in a huge ass truck that says “overload” At some point the topic of X-Boxes comes up and someone has a lot of them but has to fix them. 03/13/05 I’m in the passenger seat again. Some girl is driving. It is in the Pile (my aunt Karen’s little Mazda). We drive through many streets and stop at some stoplights. At some point she rolled up to my aunt’s house and we had somehow acquired people. I insisted I drive. I had my shoe off and sock off so I had to get them on and out of there before my aunt saw me because she would be mad I was transporting people. I was reading a tabloid magazine. There was numerous amount of alien articles in it (including one about alien corpses on Earth). I was walking and some kid somehow took it from me without me knowing. I ended up with one of those small punching bags that you saw Muhammad Ali using. I find his dad and talk to him about it and I get my magazine back and the punching bag is popped and has a patch on it. I see the kid playing in a pond. Where I had walked to previously was a ocean of lake of a sort.

[The Wig]

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This is one of the most excellent stock to buy in my personal opinion. Over the past year, stock price has shot up and it is imperative to get into the game, so to speak, now so you may have the best chance to capitalize on this excellent opportunity. If we were to extrapolate from past trends, Adobe Systems stock is only going to rise. This is excellent news to you because it means that whatever we put into this brilliant company is going to net you a significant amount of money over what you invested. As you can see, you are in good hands with Alawiggle Records and Broking. We have nothing but the best thoughts and intentions in mind for you and your money. We plan to watch these excellent stocks very closely so we can keep you as up to date as possible with your stocks. All of this information is in the three enclosed documents. They provide an overview of the history of the company, among many other useful facts including stock. Sincerely yours, Jeff Bowen CEO Alawiggle Records and Broking Jeff Bowen Period 7 04/15/05 Adobe Systems Adobe Systems is a computer software company. They have made many popular products which are used massively today in the computer business. These include: Adobe Photoshop for digitally manipulating images, Adobe Illustrator also for images, and one of its most widely known products, the Portable Document Format. Adobe was founded in 1982 by John Warnock. Adobe started off with PostScript and got into the consumer market with Adobe Illustrator for Macintosh. In 1989 Photoshop came along and became its main product. While Adobe came upon hard times, it lasted thanks to revenue still coming in from PostScript licensing and was able to stay on its feet until it started to acquire smaller companies and ship out their products. Its most recent efforts have revolved around the Portable Document Format. Adobe, in 2003, was rated the top fifth best place to work at. For the fiscal year of 2004 Adobe Systems brought in $15 billion in revenue. Adobe’s stock over the past five to ten years has been very beneficial to stock-holders. While it may have been small to begin with, it steadily rose to where it is now, practically doubling in price. Jeff Bowen Period 6 04/14/2005 Best Buy Co., Inc. Best Buy Co., Inc. is the largest retailer of consumer electronics among other technology related items in North America. They also have a very popular section called the Geek Squad that helps to fix computer related items. Richard M. Schulze opened up Sound of Music in St. Paul, Minnesota in 1966 which became the basis for Best Buy. In 1983 the company was renamed Best Buy Co. In 2002 Bradbury Anderson was named CEO. In 2004 Best buy bought the Geek Squad. Best Buy has existed for over forty years now. Best Buy specializes in audio-visual related equipment. This includes CD, DVDs, TVs, among the various players for each. Best Buy also has a large collection of stereo equipment for home use and car use. Also is computer related equipment which plays a big part. They sell everything from modems, to computers, to monitors, etc. For the fiscal year of 2004, Best Buy Co. brought in $24 billion. Over the past ten years, Best Buy stock has risen by 31.3% in the industry. However, the ten year plan did much better than the five year plan as the five year plan fell by 1.1%. This stock is considered one of the strongest in the industry. Jeff Bowen Period 6 04/14/05 Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. is the largest company in the United States of America. For 2004, Wal-Mart brought in a total of $285 billion in revenue. Wal-Mart also has 8.9% of the market share, meaning every eight dollars and nine cents out of a hundred dollars spent was spent at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart sells a large variety of products ranging from books, electronics, to kids toys and groceries. Wal-Mart also owns Sam’s Club which specializes in small-business products. The first Wal-Mart was open in 1962 in Rogers, Arkansas. In 1969 the store was incorporated into Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. In 1991 the first store outside the US was opening in Mexico City. Wal-Mart has existed for over forty years and is still going strong. It was created by Sam Walton. The management ladder is very easy. Employees are referred to as associates. Managers are thought of as servant leaders. There are also employees known as People Greeters which literally greet people at the day and check receipts on the way out. Over the last ten years, Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. stock has risen by 15.4%, a significant increase. The last five years, it has fallen by 3.0% of that.