SidelineWarrior's very own Dream Journal

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Welcome, peoples, to my very own Dream Journal I'm sure none of you care enough to read this though But that's cool I probably won't read yours either Now on to business BUSINESS First off, i'll go ahead and explain..... some stuff For a long time, until I actually started keep a Dream Journal, I hardly remembered dreams. And the ones I did, were usually something boring and stupid. The first four dreams are dreams that I either remembered over the years, such as "Tiger Woods" and "Drug Dreams", or wrote down because I actually remembered them after I woke up, such as "The Son of Egypt" and "Gladiator". "F-ed Up Dream" was actually the dream that got me looking into dream meanings, which in turn, turned me on to Lucid Dreaming. Since then (probably early February) I've been writing down all of my dreams. I say all, but some mornings I wake up and am just too lazy to find my book. All the dreams after that, that say OLD DREAMS are dreams that I recorded before I thought to write down the date of each dream Also, my dreams are not edited There may be some foul language There may also be nudity Not that there is any right now.... But just in case Soooo.... this Dream Journal is rated PG-13 for adult language and situations Enough of that On to the good stuff OLD DREAM Tiger Woods I had a dream that i was trying to get on a bus and then I had a sharp pain in one of my testicles so i reached into my pants and grabbed my nut and one of them came off into my hand i took it out and looked at it and it turned into a golf ball then Tiger Woods came up, took it, teed it up, and shot it off into the distance Influences: Losing nut <--> Man got testicular cancer on TV show

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OLD DREAM Drug Dreams I was at the mall with a bunch of friends. One of the kids was peer pressuring me to try some new drug. I didn't know what it was, and I didn't want to try it. Kid agrees to stop peer pressuring me, and we go on about our business. He gets me something to drink, and I drink it. After a few minutes I begin to feel fucked up, dizzy, head swimming, seeing streamers. The other kid must have slipped the drug in my drink. I get mad at the kid, but only for a second, because I mall cop starts to come over. My friend takes off, but I'm too fucked up, so I just sit there. The cop takes me into a security office and tells me that he knows i've taken whatever drug it was. I steadily deny it, but it was pretty obvious that I was fucked up on something. Cop pulls out a cup of water and tells me to drink it. I look at the water and it is the color of piss. I tell him hell no I wasn't going to drink that dirty water. Then he pulls out another glass, and tells me to drink it. But the water was the same color as the first one. I again decline. He tells me he knows that I took the drug because it prevents the user from seeing clear liquids. The first glass he gave me was pure water, while the second one was a mixture designed to look exactly like what clear liquids look like under the influence of the drug. He tries to get me to tell him the name of my friend who got away, but I tell him no. He gets really angry

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OLD DREAM The Son of Egypt I was with a crew of people on a space ship and we were searching for some lost artifact, and we were trying to reach it before this other alien group found it. So we're searchin, and then i get the bright idea to go search in the bathroom for it. So me and about 5 guys go in some bathroom, except it wasn't like any other bathroom, it was like an office and two cubicles next to each other had a toilet in them. And i find some little bad ass skinny boy survivor who it turned out was gay. and then the alarm sounds telling everyone that the aliens were here. So everyone runs out of the room..... except for me, because somehow i'm only in my boxers and a white t-shirt. And it's taking me forever to get my clothes on and when i go outside i see that the aliens are right out in the hallway. except they arent big bad ass aliens with fangs and shit like that.... they're little gay cartoony aliens with little wimpy lookin marvin the martian pistols. But i'm still scared so i go back in the room and hide in the "secret" toilet, which was next to the other toilets, but it didn't have any doors to it, so you had to crawl under the wall to get to the toilet. And then the aliens broke in and some little monsters that (what was that willy wonka candy with the jawbreakers that changed colors) looked like the gumballs, or marbles or something, started bouncing towards me, and they were the only ones that found me cause they were low to the ground and saw me under the "cubicle stalls". So i kick them away until the big fat alien comes into the room. then i jump up and over the "stalls" and push him out of the way and run out of the room. when i get to the hallway, i run towards the nearest open door, cause i didn't want any aliens shooting me in the hallway. and when i go through the door..... everything turns into a video game. and now i'm kinda like sonic the hedgehog, in the part of the game where he is playin pinball. i'm the pinball and i'm bouncing on all of the blocks to get points and collecting the gold coins on the way. and towards the end, i enter some traintrack-like area and am flying all over the place and then at the end it shoots me towards this long, 20 person table (not exactly 20 people but you get the idea) and everyone else is there. so i go ahead and sit down near the end of the table. a few people are discussing and working on something. all of a sudden they're like "OH, we did it!" and everyone is all interested now. and then across the table and a little to my left, the space where one of the guys is sitting, opens up and the guy falls down the hole, and we're like holy shit and jump back away from the hole. and then some 9-10 foot tall bad ass robot jumps out. and we're all trying to think of cool names for it. and then all of us hear, in our heads, not outloud, THE SON OF EGYPT. and we're all like, Oh that is so bad ass, such a kick ass name. (Now that i'm awake i'm like Son of Egypt, what the hell) and he transforms into a jet plane and flies off. and at that moment, the scene morphs from that to... me and one of my friends, as kids, playin in the back yard with a Transformer and i was just transforming him into a jet plane. and we're all like, Yeah that would be a badass video game. Heck yeh. Would it be on playstation or XBox. it could be on both. OOOOoOoOoO nice. Influences: Jawbreaker Aliens <--> Marble Computer Game i had been playing alot Personal Dream Signs Take forever to put clothes on

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OLD DREAM Gladiator Dream Me and a few of the guys were at the grociery store picking up some supplies, when we notice a competition that starts that day at the store. The competition was a gladiator free for all tournament. So we were all like "Sweet, we're in," and we all go and sign up. The ring was the frozen foods section of the store, except all of the isles were cleared out, and it was alot bigger than normal; approximately the size of a basketball gym. So we're teleported into the arena, all with random weapons. I look at my weapon, and it's a sai, like the weapon Rapheal of the Ninja Turtles used. So I'm like, "Aw crap, how am I gonna kill anybody with this thing." And then the battle starts. It was set up kinda like the Royal Rumble, and it's a lottery to see who goes first and who enters last. I see about 40 or 50 people running around the arena fighting, so I figure I'm one of the later picks. So I begin to run around randomly stabbing people in the backs and sides with my sai. After a few minutes of this I begin to realize that I WASN'T one of the later picks. The arena had begun filling up at an alarming rate. There was probably three hundred people fighting in the arena now. So i continue running around and stabbing people. Then from the corner of my eye I see a large skeletal looking creature, he looked alot like the alien off of Mars Attacks, who I recognized as the reigning champion of the competition. He was surrounded by a group of people who seemed to be protecting him. At first I was shocked to see people using teamwork in a free for all session, but then I figured, Hell, that's probably a good idea. So began to look around for my friends. I was able to find three of them, who told me that the others had been killed. So the three of us began our killing spree across the arena. There was still alot of people there, but not nearly as many, maybe 70 or so. I began running up behind the group that protected the skeleton man and picking off his men, one by one. When he had about four men left, he started to take notice of me. He ordered two of his men to take me and my friends out. They were obviously skilled warriors, one armed with a club and the other armed with a sword. Me and one of my friends were able to kill one of them, but my other friend was killed by the second man. When we saw our friend go down, we immediately attacked the remaining man. It was a good battle but we eventually overwhelmed him. As the man died I noticed something that I had seen the whole time, but only just now realized. As he died, his body became electrical and disappeared, as had everyone else's that had been killed. Something in my head clicked, and I realized that it was all a computer game, but we had obviously been made to forget, in order to add more of an element of reality. As I turned to tell my friend this, I looked just in time to see him get bashed over the head with a hammer. His body slumped to the ground, became electrical, and he disappeared. I turned and stabbed the man in his eye with my sai. I looked around and noticed that there was only about twenty people left. The knowledge that it was just a game, and the fact that my friends really weren't dead gave me a second wind. I continued to fight, though I tried to stay as far away from the skeleton man as I could. Eventually I was dueling with a man who I finally killed, looked up and noticed that only the skeleton man and one of his guard were left alive. I picked up the man's dagger and began to approach him. The skeleton man laughed and asked to have a table and some coffee brought. A booth appeared on the side of the arena, against a wall, and then two went and sat and had some coffee. I didn't know whether to be mad at his arrogance, or to be thankful for the moment of rest. From his chair he began taunting me. Saying that I couldn't even harm him while he was sitting down. So I approach him from the back and lunge an attack at him, which he blocked with his sword without even looking. I attack a few more times, which he blocks again. I attack again and this time i'm able to stab him down, through his shoulder. He screams and throws his hands up, but quickly he and his guard begin laughing. I stab him again, in the back and in the head, which only glanced off of his skull. The two steadily taunted me, so I had to find a new plan. There was an opening on both sides of the booth so I decided to run around the other side of the booth, and as I emerged out the other side, I slammed my sai into the guards temple. His body turned electical and he dissappeared. Instantly the skeleton man went from a jovial demeaner to one of a lion, one who had tired of playing games, and was ready to feast on his prey. He stood up slowly, pulled up his sword, and then pounced. I blocked his attack with my sai and tried to stab at him with the dagger in my other hand, but he blocked it. I dropped my sai and grabbed his sword arm. We grappled for a moment, but I could feel that he was winning. The look in his eyes showed that he knew I was dead too. I had only one chance to make a desperate move, so I lunged at his bare throat with my teeth and locked onto it like a pitbull. I could feel the life draining out of him, but I didn't let go. I felt him drop his sword and eventually fell to the ground. The next thing I knew I was surrounded by people cheering for me, and I was back outside of the game. Personal Dream Signs Being in a Grocery Store

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OLD DREAM F-ed Up Dream (Reoccured, maybe 4 or 5 times overall) The dream starts out at my grandma's house. I have alot of dreams at this house, maybe because my family was military, and we moved around alot, so that was the only house that stayed the same throughout my life. In every dream there is always a celebration of some sort. I doesn't really matter what, and i don't remember what it was this time. but we always have lots of people over. sometimes my cousins, sometimes a bunch of friends. this time it was my friends. here's a quick schematic of the house just incase you care. you come in the front door and pass the front living room, then you enter the midway point between the main living room on the left, and the kitchen on the right. on the far left is the laundry room and the garage. on the far right is all of the bedrooms. i sleep in the front living room on a blow up mattress. my brother sleeps in the farthest back bedroom. The purple room. For some reason the carpet is purple. God knows why. Everything is great, lots of friends, lots of good food. on the last night of the celebration (usually two nights into it) my brother mentions a dead body he has under his bed. i don't know if he's joking or for real. i pay it no mind. the next morning when we are getting ready to go, i'm in the back room picking up stuff, and i see a foot partially hanging out from under the bed. i look and see the body of young girl, my brother's age, about 18 this time, the age changes as our age does throughout the different dreams. she looks like she had been severly malnutritioned before she died. all skin and bones. so i lock the door. i try to move her. (i would do anything for my brother, he's my younger brother, and only other sibling, so i feel it is my job to help him out and hide the body, not that i could have hid it anymore that it already was). Then right as i touch her, she stirs. it scares the crap out of me. i figure she was someone my brother tried to kill, so decide to kill her to hide any evidence. so i strangle her. i wait for a few minutes to make sure she's dead. about this time, my mom knocks on the door. (usually it's my mom, i think it was my grandma once, and my aunt once). i cover everything up and go out and talk to her. i close the door behind me and continue getting ready to leave. i come back a few minutes later and try to move the body again. she stirs again. she starts crying so i cover up her mouth and then try to break her neck. i figure, since she didn't die last time, i should twist her head almost all the way around for good measure. my mom knocks on the door again. I go to talk to her and as i'm leaving i'm about to close the door. i can feel my mom's eyes wondering at me(in our house, we rarely close doors, especially if no one is in them) i felt them the first time too, but i knew i couldn't get away with it twice. so i decide to leave it open, and her questioning eyes stop questioning. so i go and pack some more stuff. throughout this whole time i haven't seen my brother. not a big suprise with all the people. plus he could have had to run an errand somewhere. but i finally see him. i go up to him, and at the same time his eyes get real wide. he says, "you left the door open!". as i turn around, i see the girl walking out of the room. but she's not malnutritioned, she's a normal, quite attractive girl. me and my brother rush over there, but right as we get there our mom comes out of the room from across the hall. the girl greets my mom and says that she is a friend of my brother. conversation goes on, and i'm freakin out cause i figured she would try to tell the police on us. after a few minutes of talking my mom wonders how she got in the back bedroom without anyone else seeing her. (most of the guest's camped outside. the house was mostly for family). she finally puts together that she stayed the night in my brother's room. (we're baptists and she REALLY frowns on letting a girl stay the night) which is wierd cause there were other girls at the party, but i guess it was because none of them slept in the house. so she starts getting pissed and she remembers that i was constantly in that room, and with the door locked. so now she knows that i knew. so she's pissed at me too. then my brother and the girl say that they love each other. and that REALLY wierds me out. Because i haven't had a chance to talk to my brother, i had no idea why she was under the bed and all malnutritioned looking. so after a while of repremands, i pretty much say "Whatever" and walk away from my mom and dad and grandparents, who join in on the yelling. I go out and talk to a couple friends who are still straggling about, sometimes getting ready to leave, othertimes, still asleep. All small talk, nothing of what just happened. occasionally i see the girl talking to some of the people still hanging around, always at a distance, and she never looks my way. I wanted to apologize. but i couldn't bring myself to go up to her. eventually my brother comes out and he has a disappointed look in his face. i can tell he knows what i did, but he doesn't say anything. i ask about what's happening with mom, and he tells me that mom is just in her normal bitchy mood and she'll get over it. i ask him if the girl was still there because i wanted to talk to her (i wanted to apologize, but i didn't want to bring up what i needed to apologize for). he said that, no, she had already left. and although the dream ends there, something tells me that i'll never see her again. (at least not until the next time this dream reoccurs.....) Personal Dream Signs Being in Grandparents' House High School Friends

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OLD DREAM Hot Girl Dream I was in a large cafeteria, at least I think it was a cafeteria. I only think so, because soon later in the dream i'm thinking about what I'm going to get to eat. Anyways, I remember alot of hanging out and talking to people. This is the part that I don't really remember. As I was leaving, I'm talking to a guy I know (kinda looks like the guy that comes into my bar a couple nights a week). We're chatting it up and then I turn around to leave. And he calls my name again. I turn around but he looks away from me and towards this girl who he had been hanging out with, i had never met her. She give him the evil eye, and then shyly says to me, it was nice to see you. Then this black guy, that I don't really know, but I had seen him alot, comes up asks (with his eyes) whats going on. The first guy makes a hand jesture and i think i hear him says, "He's HARDCORE in with her" (If you aren't down with the slang, that means, she's all over my nuts). Then the black guy leaves, brushes past me, and whispers something that sounds like "Hit that, dawg" I laugh and kinda blush. I look at the girl and she is blushing like mad, but now she's walking towards the exit. She was really pretty hot. Tan skin, she looked part hispanic. The thing I noticed most about her was her lips. They were REALLY light pink and had the perfect amount of lip gloss. I ask her if we could go somewhere where there's not all THESE people around, pointing at the first guy, who was laughing and walking the other direction. (I kind of regret not asking her for her name). So we head down the hall and make a little small talk. "What grade are you in?" "I'm a senior, how about you?" "I'm a junior-more" "Ha, yeh I feel ya. I went down that road." so forth. then she starts to outdistance me and doesn't turn back. I was confused about this, but I kept going and tried to catch up with her. (this is where i'm thinking about what i'm going to eat. i don't know if it is because i was wanting to eat with her, or if the other cafeteria was just a classroom). So I follow her to a room, and she says she needs to stop off here first. It was like some committee for a school event. Two of the people I notice there are Cole and A-Rod. I say whats up to A-Rod and then start talking to Cole. We start bullshitting about some party were planning to go to. All the while I'm trying to break off the conversation because the girl was at the chalkboard writing up some stuff and i wanted to be interested in that. Finally when i do get to break off conversation, A-Rod comes up and asks me to come outside and check something out. So I do, and its some wierd signs that he put on the ceiling lights in the hall. He asks my opinion about something he should do, but since I don't like A-Rod, I ignore him and go back inside, and pay attention to the girl. Personal Dream Signs My High School

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OLD DREAM Watching Bloopers I was watching television with my parents. We were watching a bloopers show. Before a commercial they say, "Stay tuned in and watch one of your favorite rappers in a blooper reel from before they were famous." I automatically know who it is. Puff Daddy. I tell my parents and they ask if I had seen this show before. I say no, but I had seen this clip on the internet, and I was pretty sure it was him. As I guessed, when the show came back on, they showed a clip of Puff Daddy rollerblading. He is on a big stage, doing some kind of talent show or something. He's singing and dancing while he's skating around. Then he attempts to jump over something that resembles a log, and he busts his ass. He gets back up to finish his routine, but he's blushing like crazy.

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OLD DREAM Brother's Graduation It was the day before my brother's graduation. I was drunk and riding bikes with Jeff and Bof. Jeff was a security guard for somewhere. During the bike ride, I fall in front of my house, and lose all of my cd's. I say fuck it and continue on, towards Bof's house. There, we meet up with Kristen (Bof's Girlfriend) and continue to party and get drunk. Bof's house is a big maze. Eventually, Jeff leaves. Me, Bof, and Kristen go into a bathroom. We continue partying in there for a while. Then Bof and Kristen start just talking to each other. I zone out and start thinking about something else. When I awake from my thoughts, I realize that we have spent about 30 minutes in there, and I get the feeling that they were talking about me, probably because I was just standing there like a statue, lost in my own thoughts. I tell them I have to go, and I head out. Really awkward. I wake up at my house, and everyone else (mom, dad, and grand parents) is already ready to go to my brother's graduation. I rush to get ready, then I go outside and Jeff reminds me that all of my cd's are still in the mud, across the street from my house. I rush over there and start digging them all out. My parents are still rushing me. After I get all of my CD's, my grandma yells, "You forgot to mold your grill!" I gasp, and remember my gold grill for my teeth that I had recently bought (in a previous dream that night). But then I say, ah well, it only cost me 15 bucks, and then I take my CD's into the house. As I enter the house, my dad looks at me disappointingly, partly because I got drunk last night, and partly because I was covered in mud. I shrug it off and get ready to go. Personal Dream Signs Maze-like Houses

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OLD DREAM Don't Get Caught Me, Bof, and some girl are at a wierd house. On the outside, it looks like a trailer, but on the inside, it is a big maze. We enter the house, and Bof shuts the door after us. Bof then goes over to another door and opens it. Inside the doorway is a giant man with a chain saw (it was a silent chain saw, which made it easier for him to bump into us). Bof introduces us to the man, and then tells us that he designed this house to look like a maze, and that it was to be used exactly for this purpose. And then he says that once, one of us was dead, a door would open to get out, and warned us to not get caught. Me and the girl run. The man with the chain saw was fairly slow, so we out distanced him quickly, but the house was a maze, and neither of us knew where we were going. We frantically run around the house, occasionally having close calls with the chain saw man. One time we turn a corner and the chain saw man swings his chain saw and chops off the girls head. I stare at her for a second, but then see that he is coming for me now. I also see that a door opened up towards the outside behind him. I duck under the swinging chain saw and rush towards the door. I get outside and collapse. Influences: Giant Chain Saw Guy <--> Resident Evil 4 on Game Cube Personal Dream Signs Maze-like Houses

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OLD DREAM Just Chillin' Me, Kiran, and two girls are chillin outside of a trailer home. We're sitting at a round wooden table, drinking. One girl was blond with REALLY big boobs. The other was brunette. Both were beautiful. We sit around and bullshit for a long time. After a while I look up and am surprised to see that it is still light outside. Then I mention to Kiran how we said we were about to go to sleep for the night, and that felt like four hours ago. We laugh about it, and continue on chillin' and bullshittin' with the girls. Influences: Going to Bed Early <--> Simpsons, when Bart and Lisa go to live with the Flanders, and they have to go to bed before it is dark outside

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OLD DREAM Drug Deals We were chilling in the park, watching a bunch of people playing basketball. Some black guy I knew from high school rolls up a fat ass joint. He was real grungy looking. He wore a dirty hoody, and looked like he hadn't shaved in a few weeks. He kept saying "I only roll joints now. I can't be fuckin with the blunts anymore." So we smoke a little bit and bullshit for a little while until the joint is done. Then I start walking around and I notice a big grocery bag full of weed just sitting out by where everyone's backpacks are. I pick it up and look at it. Then I ask someone who is standing nearby who's weed it is. They point to the bleachers at a man (who in real life was the same person as the one before). He was a clean cut, popular guy. I kind of knew him, but not really. So I walk up to him with the bag of weed and tell him i left 40 bucks in his back pack, in order for him to get me an eigth. He obviously wanted more than 40 bucks so I say, I can pay him more if he wants. So we take a walk away from everyone in order to break up the weed. As we're walking down the sidewalk, a bunch of cops peel out of another part of the park with sirens blazing. Both of us freeze up. I try to position the bag of weed between me and the cops, but I figure if they were after me in the first place, I was already fucked, because I was still holding the bag. Personal Dream Signs High School Friends

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OLD DREAM Forgotten Band There was a band that was going to be playing in Cove, and Gary was a really big fan of them. Everytime I would see Gary I would begin to tell him about it but I couldn't remember the name of the band. The first time, we were in the kitchen, and then I only remember as I was taking some silverware out of the dishwasher to get something to eat. So I tell him the name of the band and he is excited. Everytime after that, when I would see him, and he would forget about the conversation, I would still forget the name of the band, but then I would remember that I rememebered when I took some silverware out of the dishwasher. So I retraced my steps, took the silverware out of the dishwasher and told Gary the name of the band, and he was excited. This continued on for a few more times, but then on the last time, I went to take some silverware out of the dishwasher in order to remember the name of the band, and there was no silverware in the dishwasher. So therefore I didn't remember the name of the band. Influences: Forgetting Name of Band <--> I can never remember the name of Thumbscrew Band playing in Cove <--> Thumbscrew playing in SA

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OLD DREAM Back in the Beach Town My family has moved to a new city. Or maybe they moved back to this city, since the town is one that I've seen in my dreams a few times before. This town is on the beach, and our house is not far away from the beach itself. On the beach there are alot of restaurants and mall-type areas. All of them located on pier-type structures, that elevate the buildings from the beach. People could walk under these structures, but there was a feeling of a small threat of being robbed under there. Only a small feeling. On my way home from work, my car breaks down. I'm sitting on the side of the road, in a little bit of mud, waiting for a tow-truck, when three guys and a cop pull up. They seem really friendly and want to help, but they seem too friendly, I automatically get a bad feeling. I think they're about to rob me. I tense and get ready to fight for my life, but right before violence breaks out, a sheriff pulls up and stops about half a block away. The men take notice, and stop for a second. Then the cop with the three men grunts, and tells the other three to help me push my car out of the mud. When they do, my car starts up fine and I drive off. I don't really remember much about the rest of the dream. The main points that I remember are that Bof and Kiran are also living with us, and for some reason Bof has a whole box full of electronics that he is going to throw away. I almost freak out because I think they are mine, or at least some of them. But I check the box and they were all his, so I say fuck it and go on with my day. Also the toilet in the bathroom is very weird, which I don't notice until i'm already using it. It is located inside the bathtub. Also it didn't have a normal flush, it had switches on the wall kind of like light switches (the ones that are flat, about an inch thick and maybe two or three inches tall). I try to figure out which one flushes the toilet, but I end up clogging it and it all spills over into the tub. Influences : Box of electronics <--> I recently moved out from living with Bof and Kiran and they still had some of my stuff Personal Dream Signs The Beach Town

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Sunday, April 16, 2006 Ninja Turtles This dream had something to do with me being a martial artist. It was a very, business oriented situation. Everyone (all white guys) was dressed in business suits and we were in an empty conference room type area. Something was said about furthering my training. Then, one by one, stepped out four of my friends from college, dressed as the Ninja Turtles.

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Sunday, April 16, 2006 The Dogs I was in my grandma's house, sitting in my grandpa's recliner, next to the side door. Everyone has left for either work or for shopping. I see what looks like a dog outside. Black and white collier. When I get up close to it, I see it has a nose like an anteater. I pet it and bring it inside and make it my pet. The anteater-dog sticks its mouth onto the brick wall by the fireplace. I assume it's trying to get ants out of the little holes in the brick. So I sit back down in the recliner and slowly the anteater-dog becomes more friendly and I begin to pet it. Eventually it crawls into my lap and we lay there for a while. Then another dog comes up to the door. It appears to be a normal dog. So I let it inside too. After a while of doing nothing, I begin to get nervous, because I don't know how my parents or my grandparents would react to me having a bunch of animals in the house. So I trick them into going outside. Unfortunately they just go down the steps and then stay there, they don't run off. They come back up and stare at me through the screen door. The new dog then jumps down and starts barking at something. I look and see something small moving in the tall grass near him. I open the door and let the two dogs back inside, and then I go out to see what is in the grass. It is a newborn puppy, so small it shouldn't even be walking, yet it is bounding through the grass. So I pick it up and try to bring it inside, but it jumps out of my hand, and lands with its back on the corner of the stairs. It flops over onto the grass and lays still. I think it's dead, but then it hops up and it seems okay. I try to pick it up again but it jumps out again and lands on its feet on the stairs. I figure that he wants to try it for himself, so I let him. He tries to jump up a step but failed completely. He sailed right under the step and into the grass behind the steps (they were wooden steps). So I pick him up again and bring him inside. Everyone is back (Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, and Aunt Nita) and sitting around the dinner table. The puppy begins biting my pinky finger. No one seems mad about the animals that were in the house. They were actually more happy about the fact that I had a little puppy. So I show it to them, which at this time had my pinky halfway down its throat. I was afraid that we weren't going to be able to get it out of his mouth without breaking its jaw. Influences: Dogs <--> Co-worker just got a new puppy Personal Dream Signs Being in Grandparents' House Thinking Something is Dead, Then it Comes Back to Life

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Friday, April 21, 2006 Thursday I had a dream that I woke up this morning and today was only thursday. I didn't think I was going to be able to make it.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 The REALLY Big House Me and a bunch of kids are all living in a house together. The house is REALLY big. Two stories high, with an attic that was also turned into a bunch of rooms. My brother and Adam Russell are both supposed to be there, but they weren't. I know they were supposed to be there because when I first moved into the house I did not have a blanket for my bed. They weren't there, but I didn't want to take their's just incase they came back. In my room, I didn't have cable. I was kind of upset about that, because I never got to relax and just watch TV. Kiran, Rabi, and some girl come into my room one day. Kiran and Rabi both stayed at the house, but I'm not sure whether or not the girl did. I tell them to make themselves comfortable, but since I don't have any cable, there probably wouldn't be anything for them to do. The girl turns on the TV, and surprisingly, I have cable. Me, Rabi, and the girl sit down and start watching some TV show, and Kiran headed out of the room for a minute. When he returns, he comes back with a game console (I think it was a Sega Genesis, but it might have been PS2), and he wants to play some NCAA basketball. The girl was kinda annoyed because she had liked the show, and I was kinda annoyed because that is typical Kiran, to do something like that. Rabi and Kiran begin to play each other. The girl watches for a little while, and then heads out. I stay for a while after that, and then leave too. I meet up with some black kid that I have never met before, neither in real life, nor in the dream, and tells me he has some weed to smoke. He was in the middle of smoking a little stick, so he finished it off, and then pulled out a second one. The second one was REALLY sloppy. Weed falling out the end, joint coming undone, but fuck it, I smoke it anyways. He is really cautious of me though, since he didn't know me. He made sure i knew to keep my mouth off of the joint as much as possible. We head outside and duck down infront of our house, in some bushes. We sit there and smoke for a little while, and then right when we are almost done, a family, that is right across the street, spots us. The mom and dad chase us into the house, and then once we are in the house, they chase us around inside the house too. The dad is the dad from Night at the Roxbury. Me and the black guy split up and go our own separate ways. I want to go back upstairs but there is only one staircase, which the parents are guarding. Actually there are two, but they are both in the same hallway, and right down the way from each other. Eventually I get tired of hiding from them, and try to sneek passed them upstairs. Right as I turn the corner, the dad is right there, and grabs me. I start to run, but then decide, "Fuck it, I'm caught". He tells me that his wife is REALLY pissed that we were smoking, and that she had already left because she was so mad. Also he was pretty pissed by the fact that they found someone's bong in my room which, said the dad, was "the largest thing I've ever seen". He tells me that his wife is seriously thinking about not hiring Bof, who was really looking forward to working for her company. So in order to try to make things right, I have to go to some fancy restaurant in order to meet her and talk to her. When I arrive, she is on the phone. She doesn't acknowledge me, but I can tell by the coversation that she was talking about me, the black kid, and Bof, and that she was pissed. She says that there is no way in hell that she is going to hire Bof now. She obviously knew I was there and that I could hear her, and she was just being bitchy, so I said fuck it and fuck her and decide to go check out a liquor store that I knew was nearby, but had never gone. When I get there, it is amazing. Huge store, huge selection of liqour. Great selection of beer too. I walk around for a while like a kid in a candy shop. I ask for a small bottle of Southern Comfort, just to see what the price is. I didn't make myself clear on that note, so the clerk thinks that I am going to buy it. He begins to wrap it up, but I tell him I just wanted to know the price, and that I already had a bottle of Southern Comfort. He still considers me the front of the line, but I wasn't ready, and there was a few people waiting in line behind me. I let them go ahead of me, and I continue to browse. Influences: Cable didn't work <--> I couldn't get cable in my room at my old house Liquor Store <--> Now that I have a good paying job, I buy alot of liquor Personal Dream Signs Maze-like Houses

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 (night) Orange Demon Juice I was living in an old ranch style house with my mom and my brother. Me and my mom were driving back from somewhere, and it was probably about 9 or 10 o'clock at night. On the way home we talked about different things. The mood of the conversation was not exactly tense, but I was afraid that she would be pissed off at me when she finds out that we made some orange demon juice for a small party that we were throwing at the house that night. Actually, I didn't make it, the other guys at the house were making it while we were driving back. As we get close to the house, mom isn't paying attention and almost runs through a T-intersection and into a ditch. Nothing big, we laugh and shrug it off. When we pull into the house, we see a couple people around. Mom says, "Oh, I thought the party would be bigger", nonchalantly. I hadn't told her about it yet, so Ryan must have said something to her. I walk up, and jeff hands me a cup of demon juice. It is orange, with a weird/cool color changing effect when the light would hit it a certain way. It would almost change to purple. There was also a separate bucket to get a green dye for the drink (possibly the same stuff that turned the drink purple in the first place)

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 A1 Computer Genius 3000 Me and a couple people were watching a movie on the computer. The main character were normal guys, just trying to make some money, and they were are little bit pricks and semi-assholish. Three guys, all of them white. One part of the movie, they are walking down the street and for some reason, one of the guys gets into an arguement with a slightly older black man, probably in his early 40's. The white guy swings first and halfway rips the black man's nose from the front of his face. A friend of the first black guy, another black man, who was on the porch, rushes in to help fight the three white men. The other two white men fight the second black guy, while the first one continues to mutilate the first black guy's face. The second black guy is losing, but only slightly. Cops pull up as the first white guy is crushing the first black guy's head into the curb. All of the white guys end up going to jail. Amazingly the first black guy lives. They show a gruesome facial picture of what he looked like after the beating, and then they also showed a picture of how he looked after the doctors had "fixed him up". He was still badly deformed. We, the viewers, at this point, wonder what the name of the movie is, so we take a look at the DVD case. The name of the movie was called "A1 Computer Genius 3000". Yeh, we all thought it was one of the dumbest named movies ever, and then we left before the rest of the movie finished. Influences: black man's nose almost ripped off his face <--> in "A History of Violence" man punches another man's nose almost off

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Friday, April 28, 2006 Vanessa I had moved to a new high school. I didn't really know anyone there. (In real life, they were all people that i went to high school with; David Richardson, Michael Wiley, Ian Siverly, and Matt Tietjen were some that I remember). I came to school because of one girl, Vanessa John. She was the only person I knew in the whole area. Once I got there, though, we didnt talk to each other very often. I joined the football team. Since it was offseason, we were just mainly lifting weights and stuff. I could never find an open station or an open bar to work on, because it was a fairly small weightroom with a lot of kids. Whenever the team would do Speed Weights, I would always miss out. Something happened to Vanessa. She injured her back some how. Really serious. She had to be taken out on a stretcher. I got to see her before the ambulance took her away. That night I lay in bed thinking about her, and I must have dozed off. I hear her voice telling me that she has always enjoyed my company, that I brightened up her day, and that she wished we could have spent more time together. All the while I feel her slowly climbing ontop of me. I open my eyes and look at her. Then she says, "The EMS broke my neck, Chris. They broke my neck. Just like that." I look up at her in disbelief, about to tell her that that was stupid, because she couldn't have broken her neck if she was crawling ontop of me. Just then she coughs up a mouthfull of blood and begins spasming. I grab her and try to scream for help, but I can't utter a sound. Influences: Vanessa <--> talked to her for the first time in about 4-5 years Personal Dream Signs High School Friends High School Wieght Room

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Friday, April 28, 2006 (Afternoon) The Mall It started out with me and my brother in some type of apartment building that my mom and us were currently staying in. Me and him were talking about RPG video games. Final Fantasy games, mostly. At least, they were the only REAL games we talked about. Later me and him decide to go to the mall. Either we meet up with, or we left with Felton. We were running around with him, bullshitting and just hanging out in the mall for a while. Then we go into a shoe store. We meet up with some guy that Felton knew. A black guy who was working at the store. After a while of talking, I go in the back to try on some shoes. My brother comes with me. In the back, it kind of seems like a big storage area, only it wasn't a storage area for the shoe store. Or at least, NOT ONLY for the shoe store. Then we see some really shady looking guy run out through a hallway that is covered by a curtain. The hallway led out into the mall. We follow him for a minute, and then we realize that I still have the box of shoes in my hand, and that we had left the store with them. We turn around and head back. The store clerk, and his manager, who is Debbie Reynolds, thinks we were trying to steal the shoes. When I explain what happened, they understood. I bought the shoes, and we left. The store clerk came with us. We stop in some food court and get something to eat. We sit down at a picnic type table. We talk about different stuff and we met up with a few more people, but the only thing I remember talking about was Felton's brother, Damone. Strangely Felton wasn't here at the time. The store clerk didn't recognize him by Damone. When we mentioned that it was Felton's little brother, he said, "Oh you mean Reggie?" I assumed either Damone, or Reggie, was a nick-name. Whatever, he knew who we were talking about now. My brother then said something that sounded like slang. "The thing I remember most about Damone is the he went hard on .... [Enter Slang Word Here]." I didn't understand what he meant, which is semi-normal, because he says strange new slang like that every once in a while. It was obvious by the looks on everyone's faces that they didn't know what it meant either, so he demonstrated. He started doing some dance in his seat and started making a short Mexican sounding beat. On the last note, he play punched the clerk in the side, and went "Uggghhh." He repeated the dance in the opposite direction and then punched the person on the other side of him. Everyone starts laughing. Right then I see Felton walking in front of me towards the table. I'm not sure exactly what the dance and punch was, or meant, but Damone DID like to play punch people and make a groaning noise when he did it. Personal Dream Signs RPG Games Huge Malls High School Friends

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Monday, May 1, 2006 Memorial Video Me and my mom were watching TV and a memorial video came on for some kid that worked at whatever TV station we were watching. He was a young kid, maybe 20 years old. Apparently he was an intern. He looked like he was middle eastern, or maybe Indian. From the compilation of videos we could tell that he was a real big prankster and a fun loving guy. Then it showed a video of him and some other people on the news team, at night, setting up a giant bottle-rocket rocket-launcher. It was maybe 8 or 9 feet long and they had it standing straight up in the air. They shot it well the first couple of times. The kid who died was the one on top of the news van and putting the bottle rockets inside. One time he put them in and they blew up in his face. As he fell through the windshield of the van, he dropped a rose and a card that read, "To the Fat Guy, and the Skinny Guy". Apparently it was directed towards me and my brother. Years later, I was playing with fireworks guns with my son and he looked into the barrel of the gun. I almost beat his ass. I told him to never do that again because if it went off, it would be like taking a shotgun blast to the face. Influences: (Maybe) Dead kid <--> A friend of mine OD'd a few months ago, and another friend, i fear, is probably going to head down the same path, both of them are/were Indian and real big pranksters

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 The Dogsitter I'm chilling in my room, doing nothing, as usual. Bof comes in and asks me if I could do him a favor. I tell him sure. But then he tells me that he needs me to watch someone's dog for the weekend. Crap, I didn't want to do that. But whatever. I had already agreed to do it. So I go to get the dog. It's a real nice dog. Possibly a collie. At least, it's what I would picture a collie to look like. I've never been real good with dog breeds. I was mixed black and white. We had to have it stay outside. Unfortunately it was cold as balls outside. There was a little bit of frozen precipitation still on the grass. The dog was whining really loudly and shrilly. So I decide to take the dog up the street to ask Bof if I could bring the dog inside. I leash the dog and head out. On the way I run into Joe Arne and some other guy that is also a Theta. They seemed to be packing up thier truck. H e asked if I had gotten the "Present" from Bof, and if everything was going okay. I told him the issues and he asked if I needed any dog food. I told him that I didn't, and went on my way to find Bof Influences: Dog <--> Co-worker won't shut up about her new dog Dog Whining <--> She said her dog whins really loud when she puts a collar on it

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Tuesday, May 1, 2006 La Resistance I was in France, or a place like France. It was during World War II, or a war like World War II. Me and my brother were refugees escaping along with hundreds of other people. We were walking down an old dusty dirt road. Me and my brother were talking about different things. We pass through a big country town. All of the country houses have a lot of junk piled up in their fields. My brother makes a joke about turning one into an amusement park. I point at one that had a few cars and an old school bus sitting near a ditch, and laugh. I tell my brother that that would be the most shady looking amusement park in the whole world. A guy to our left thinks that we are talking about him, and says "Fuck You". He was a really skinny French guy. I say "Fuck You" back, and my brother says "Suck my dick". The french guy then says, "For how much?" and walks past us. I pick up a branch that was lying in the road, and my brother runs up, pushes the guy, and starts calling him a faggot. I run up behind him and hit him in the head with the branch. We go on our way. Later, we stop in a large town that was occupied by the Germans. We run into the French guy again. This time he is surrounded by a bunch of guys with sub-machine guns. he explains to us that he is the son of the leader of the united resistance for the whole country, and that he is infact, not gay, that it is one of his many facades. Just then, German soldiers turn a corner, and spot all of us. Everyone breaks and runs. I get separated from Ryan. One soldier falls and is cornered by the German soldiers. I hide and watch nearby. He is questioned by the guards but he reveals nothing. I cause a diversion and the man escapes. I follow the man and he leads me through some alleys, and finally under a giant set of metal stairs. I see him run to a door being held up by an old lady (Pauli's mother, from the Sopranos). I yell for her to wait, half expecting her to close the door on me, and I run for the door. She lets me in and I tell her that there is no one else coming. I shut the door. Inside, was a church-type area. They were singing, preaching, and praying, but everyone was just sitting around and eating, not in pues, but at picnic type tables. The old lady tells me to sit wherever, so I choose a seat on the far side of the room, and glance at a girl in a tight dress who was sitting behind me.

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 Halloween at Rainbow It was Halloween, and me and the Clower gang dress up and head out. I can't really remember what I was wearing, but I think I was dressed up as some creature like Edwardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, or maybe one of the creatures from Where the Wild Thing Lives, or whatever it was called. There is a new guy in our group. He reminds me of Manuel, who lived down the street from us in Cove. Really shy, quiet guy. He didn't have a costume. We try to get him to dress up as Mickey Mouse. So we go to Rainbow to get some liquor for the party. When we get there, we find out that the owner has already sold the store. Some Chinese guys own the store now. Me and Jeff start looking for some liquor to buy. Then we notice that, besides the fact that it changed ownership, apparently it also became a bar. We look around and all of the patrons are old, scruffy, biker guys. We party for a while, but we feel out of place since no one else there dressed up. Influences: Owner of Rainbow Liquor really wants to sell Bof and I were going to buy it and manage it, but Bof (the accountant) says it wasn't worth the price he was asking. Personal Dream Signs High School Friend