Thread: Jaymar320's Dream Journal

A night full of dreams, none of them lucid, and I only wrote one down.

Basically there was a computer virus going around that, after infection, would completely kill your computer if you looked at anything that was specifically "R-rated." For me, my computer got infected and, at the same time, someone sent me a link to an R-rated movie on the IMDB, which immediately shut my computer down. The dream also involved my old history professor, who was completely frustrated by the fact that his computer got toasted. That's all I really remember.

"Diffusing a world crisis"
Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 1/5

The dream started as I walked up to three people standing together arguing. Two were of asian descent, and the other was an easily recognizable figure: Our president Bush. As I reached the trio, one walked away in disgust as the others stood there baffled. It was expained to me that these were each envoys from American, North, and south korea, and bush had said something stupid to make the north korean walk away.

I chased after him, pleading with him, for the sake of peace. I don't remember my exact arguments (I walked behind him for what seemed like 5 minutes), but I remember saying "I live in one of these three countries too!" He boarded a bus and I walked away dejectedly.

So I had this feeling my mom was eating at a cafe near where I was, and I was right. I walked in and she was having a meal with her friend betty. I sat down and they informed me that they had just finished and were about to leave. I ordered a coffee and drank by myself.



"Disjointed School Dream"
Lucid: 0/5
Length: 3/5

A long, typical dream about the anxiety of school. this time it was the professor I had for chemistry this semester teaching the course I'm taking next semester. As usual, I'm placed right in the middle of it with no knowlege about what's going on and I feel completely lost.

this dream however, lasted forever and I'm almost glad I only remember bits and pieces. there was something about sneaking around in the school at which I was being taught, but this part is almost completely gone.

Finally, I drove away from this place and remembered I needed something from a store. I stopped and the store was being managed by a kid I went to jr. high school with. He notes he was about to close and I said I would be quick. When going up the steps, I found two of my other old friends playing with two cats, both fatter versions of the cat I have at home.

They completely made a mess and laughed when the guy who was managing the place was upset about it. On top of that, I forgot what I needed to buy. Worthless dream!

"Crazy Bitch Driver"

Length: 1/5
Lucidity: 0/5

I was sitting on a sofa with Norman from slu talking about gyms and which ones were better where he was from. Then we went outside and it was night time. I was no longer with norman but with karen and leah's mom. As we were standing there I heard breaks screech and the sound of folding metal and breaking glass.

As we expected, police officers began crusing by with their sirens on; at least a half a dozen must have gone by. For some reason this wasn't very important to everyone else but I was preoccupied with it. Then I got into a jeep grnd cherokee with everyone and karen started driving absolutely terribly. Granted the road had deformities in it that were just rediculous, but she was speeding and swerving. At one point she veered toward a huge rock and i could have sworn we were going to flip. But we didn't. We made it to our destination, which was just more slu kids standing around talking.

"More SLU BS"

Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 2/5

Gr??? Why would she be propositioning me like that. Funny part is, in the dream I wasn't disgusted and was even disappointed when she all of a sudden had a change of heart. There was more to this dream but I just can't remember. The next part I remember is standing listening to President Bush doing a speech out of a tiny little wooden frame. He delivered a cheesy line expecting laughter and applause, but instead he got this cultish chant as a good portion of the crowd started to move in on him. I don't remember what they were saying but it was very specific. He ran away and eventually the crowd dispursed.

Finally, in a small little vignette not worth making another entry about, I got an e-mail from my dad offering me a position at his company, which was something that made me very excited. I made this long trek through a small town that was celebrating a holiday, although I forget which. But I made it to this work and accepted the position. Strange.

"Wrestling With Stone Cold"

Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 2/5

In a wrestling rink that resembled an arcade, I wrestled good old stone cold and someone who I could only describe as his minion. I had a partner too, but I don't remember who it was. Anyway, my partner was easily beaten, but I whooped up real good on stone cold and his minion. The goal was to throw your opponent out side of the bounds of the rink, which were spread all accross the room haphazardly. One time I stepped out of bounds by accident, but that was the only time I lost.

Humiliated, they left the rink altogether. I went back to where we had started, and the TV screens that were there said that I had lost three times. I chucked to myself as I knew it was just stonecold cheating.

"Burnses."

Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 3/5

A long dream of which I only remember small bits and pieces. The ones I do remember though are probably not appropriate to post here. I do remember going to a tool concert, though, but being obligated to return to my home to give ross a ride to work.

"Taco Bell Robbed"

Lucidity: 0/5
Length 1/5

I was at taco bell with my mom, we got our food and left. We found out that not 5 minutes later, taco bell was robbed at gunpoint. Obviously we were freaked out about this but it had no real impact on the dream. As we were driving home I was in the car with my mom and some african american friends I guess she's made during my trip here. The final thing I remember is a cellphone that was similar to the model I have here, but way fatter and containing a zip drive.


"Bush's Wedding"

Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 4/5

Super long dream; I only remember bits and pieces but the main highlights were that President bush got married to a girl that I knew (who was my age, no less). About Laura he said, "she can retired to a life of luxury in new orleans." He was very cold, but Laura was there smiling like a dolt as she usually does.

thre were people just lined up to get a glimpse of the couple as they went to make their vows. The ceremony was out in public and it looked like the foruth of july.

Later on, I got in a huge fight with my mom for some reason. She just came into my room and got on my back for not cleaning or being lazy or something and stormed off into her room. Later I found that she had bought me a whole rack of shirts. So weird.

"Law and Order"
Length: 2/5
Lucidty: 1/5

Unfortunately I got caught up in some sort of criminal investigation that wasn't my fault, and US authorities threatened to deport me back to the US unless I gave them the locations of two mob bosses that I, of course, didn't have the information about. It was really embarassing, as they told everyone here in spain about it.

Anyway, I ended up doing some really good explaining and they let me off the hook. Yet I was angry at the fact that I had been ensnared in something such as this. When I got back to my room, however, I DILD'd and achieved the most minor of lucidity i've ever attained. Basically, I only realized that it was a dream and this caused my two selves to diverge, leaving me incontrol of the self that was lucid and allowing the other to become a DC. Eventually I interpreted this as just having special powers.

Either way, I went into a rage and started to beat hte crap out of myself. Instead of real lucidity, it just felt like I had super powers. Eventually I threw myself into a gigantic TV screen, shattering the glass. Then the dream was over.

"Drowning Infant"

Length: 1.5/5
Lucidity: 0/5

Horrible, sad dream. I was lifeguarding and l-trace and responded to a drowning infant. Although it seemed perfectly logical in the dream, the baby was the size of a fetus, all tiny and shrivled. The mother had rescued it from the pool and it was on the side. She said it had no pulse, but I could see its pulse beating in its neck.

Apparently, I was only here for one day or something and I completely forgot to bring out the CPR supplies. As I went to retrieve them, i found that everything had myseriously changed and it started a long hunt to find the equipment. The whole time I knew that because I wasn't prepared, this baby might die. I Thought about going back to give it mouth to mouth without the gear but then I got worried about liability. The other DC's (residents of the complex) were completely unhelpful, silly, and obstacles.

Best dreaming night so far! At least 5 of them, all of them rich and cool, and one lucid!

"Evilly Lucid Again"

Lucidity: 1.5/5
Length: 2.5/5

Although the dream begun before this, the point at which I begin to remember is me on a high way on a motorcycle. I get spun around and was looking in the wrong direction, awkwardly turning my head to see where I was giong. Then I heard over the radio the story of a demonic atheist that had come back after death and got into the body of a christian man. It was very demonic and it set the tone for the rest of the dream.

Right after this I went quasi-lucid. I say quasi because it didn't even occur to me to do any of the objectives that I wanted to if I became lucid. Instead, I immediately became this incredibly evil being, spitting in the face of an old teacher of mine from elementary school and picking a fight with anyone near me. My power, however, was very limited despite the fact that I was "lucid," and I got really frustrated that I could hardly do anything.

At the very end of the dream I started to chill with the evil shit and actually asked my dream characters for different things; they were very helpful and responsive. One even let me have a romantic encouter with them. And that's how it ended.



Other dreams last night:

"Kim Jong Il, my best buddy"

"Almost gaining access to the secret Thai gardens"

"Sinking a 3-pointer while getting fouled."


I believe there were others too. Nice, busy night.

"Stick Up"

Lucidty: 0/5
Length: 1.5/5

I was at a party with Chris b with my brother. It was a family party and, as usual, we promised to hang out after we left. However, it was getting later and later and my phone was broken in several pieces. For the life of me I couldn't figure out how to put it back together. Then I was in a room with my Mom and brother and 4 men with guns entered, demanding our money. Considering the situation, I thought they were going to shoot us all and I reluctantly handed over my american money, not bothering to give them my european money. They then gave my mom a toy gun (it was silver and had a red light as a tip) and told her to point it at my brother and fire. She did, and it just lit up and made a noise. Then, to my suprise, they let us go. When we walked out there were hundreds of people on the sidewalk outside. I realized that they wouldn't be able to do anything to me here, so I decided to reopen the door and yell "Faggots!" after which they chased me but we ran away and blended into the crowd.

"Working at BK? Thank god I went lucid"

Length: 4/5
Lucidity: 4/5

Wow... After a dryspell of even remembering dreams, I had a nice, big fat lucid last night that was all business. The dream started off in the odd scenario of working at my father´s Burger King (my dad is long passed and, thus, does not own a burger king). I had just started to work there and was getting trained. Unfortunately, I didn´t know when to leave and ended up falling asleep on the floor where they take your order.

When I "woke up" it was morning, and I looked out the window and immediately became lucid, for a reason that I don´t remember. I opened the window and flew out (for me, flying is a cynch). For some reason, the Burger King was in a tall building and I gently floated to the ground where a whole bunch of dream characters were standing. I landed next to a group of three: An elegant middle aged woman and man, and a short, stocky, gruffer-looking younger man with a shaved head and leather jacket. Immediately I did what I said I would do next time I become lucid... I apologized. I apologized for the last couple of lucid dreams, in which I went into a violent rage for no reason at all, not caring as I massacred a bunch of them. I also turned to the short, stocky one and asked him if he would come to me and assist me in becoming lucid next time I was dreaming and dind´t realize it. I don´t rmeember if they did anything.

After this, I had a false awakening in the BK after which I went lucid again. Frustratingly, I don´t remember what happened. That´s okay though, it was really worth it. Best lucid dream of 2006 so far.

"Real Estate Divorce."

Lucidity: 0/5
Length: 2/5

I realized that, with a small amount of investment, I could save my old house (where I haven't actually lived in 6 years) from foreclosure. Doing this would secure a nice profit for my mom. To do this, however, I had to get permisssion from my Dad who was on the other side of town. I also had to disguise from him the fact that my mom would be getting a profit. For some reason I was cutting his lawn and he said something to me like "don't you think I know when my son is lying?" It was kind of sinister but I pretended to be outraged. I can't say there was much more to this or tha it had a point.

"Foo Fighters"

0/5, 1/5

This one I don't remember well at all. The main thing to it was there were something like 1000 sightings in one day of alien crafts by military and commercial pilots. Then I got into a fight with one of Kevin's friends about the weather; as you might suspect he was being very condescending to me.

"Quick one"

0/5, 1/5

A company selling "progressive" hair regrowth, and my nephew showing me a picture that he had drawn that seemed way beyond his ability. Gotta go.

"Weird Loop"

0/5, 3/5

Crazy stuff... I can't remember the exact order of things (i have to stop waiting so long after waking up to write in the journal). There were two loops happening in this dream; I seemed to be caught in this weird repetition that would repeat a little diffently each time. The first loop was life guarding at a pool, only to have some kids mouth off and, after I yelled at them, one would leave and return with a bulldozer that would crash through a fence and drive away. Each time, however, the bulldozer would be alittle different and it would be a different kid behind the wheel.

The other Loop was getting a ride from an indian guy who kept trying to impress me with his driving. Every time we would come to an uphill in a foresty area behind a crappy compact car, and he would try to beat him around the stop sign. Then at another intersection there would be a porsche who would be wanting to pull out but he would gun it so he couldn't go. Here's how the loop changed: The first couple of times we were in a Jeep wrangler, then in a saturn. Sometimes he would pass the compact car right at the stop sign, other times he would wait until the compact went. Sometimes the porsche would jump out ahead to his frustration, other times he would be able to beat it. The last time he told me he needed leaves for better traction and interuppted the loop by getting leaves on his tires. We made it to our destination and I found myself laying down on a very dirty carpet that had a disgusting wet spunge on it.

If you're reading this, I swear I'm not crazy.

"Two Minor ones"

0/5, 2/5

I had two more dreams after the above that weren't that special. The first was a coming home party for me (i'm abroad) that seemed premature (I don't go home for another week). Apparently I had forgotten my toothpaste and toothbrush in the bathroom here, and I never said goodbye to the woman who was hosting me. That had me really upset, but everyone in my family was happy I was home.

The other was a dream that I was going to fail a class and so I falsified my transcripts and was just plagued with worry.


"Another Dose of Deja Vu and Lucidity"

4/5, 3/5

Like the other dream, I had a funky repetition. Basically I dreamt WITHIN the dream that my mom had an accident and was lying on the side of the road and that I would move her, causing her permenant damage. Then I dreamt that I just kept her still and she fully recovered. So, of course, it actually happened, and I told her to keep completely still as I went to call 911. I searched everywhere for a phone, finally finding one in this diner that was across the street (btw I didn't recognize my surroundings). I took the phone with me, only to find that, by the time I got through, the ambulances had already come and taken my mom.

So here comes the realization--this is very interesting imo.

So later on, my mom, me, my brother, and my dad (who has passed away in real life but is in the majority of my dreams) were sitting around talking about the accident. I decided to tell them about the dream premonition, and I said "interestingly enough, it's actually you who is in my dreams all the time," talking to my Dad. The minute those words left my mouth, I realized that, by that admition, this had to be a dream. Like my lucid a few days ago, I was calm and collected and took my oppurtunity to further implement my theory of getting a DC to remind me.

I turned toward my Dad and I asked him why "Chris" had failed over the last few days to tell me I was dreaming. He told me that, and I'm sorry for this, "he had a stack of eggo waffles coming out of his ass a mile long." I disgregarded this comment and asked him if he would please tell me next time I saw him that I was lucid. Unlike Chris, he told me that he would definetely do it. We'll see if he comes though! The dream soon faded after that.

"Time Machine"

0/5, 3/5

This dream was pretty vivid. It centered around this mid-80's piece of junk car that had a problem with its altnerator. It would send the current instead through the car's frame, and then when you finally got it started it would get struck by lightning and go forward in time. Now I'm remebering that I actually WAS back in time, and the car would travel forward to today.

Anyway, the car was piloted by a girl named kim, with whome I took a class a few semesters ago. Like in real life she was really hot, but had a boyfriend that played for the yankees. There was more to this dream, but it wasn't so exciting.

"Fest"

2/5, 2/5

It was a fest, that's all that needs to be said. Lucidity was there, but I was too lazy to experiment with it. First cleaning ladies, then outside with the group. Amazing.

"A Murder an I'm Playing Video Games"

0/5, 3.5/5

Hey, I'm changing the format of my dream journal to the notes I write at night after I wake up. If, and I doubt this, you are a constant reader of my journal and would prefer the old format, let me know and I'll switch back. -Jason

- Young doctor kills himself in my room
- I misplace the suicide note, it's all in the news
- Played video games for what seeme like hours with terek, chris, and some other dude
- He has every type of gaming system, we play each one
- I drop a sack of weed by the kitchen doorway and try to stop my mom from entering, who gets mad and teery eyed
- she has a cold