Thread: A Gander Into The Cranium Of Kamikaze

Dec.02/08

Dream 1 - Invincible LCD

I'm at a hockey arena (I think it's the one at Dal) My sister is sitting beside me and then she moves wayyyy down to sit somewheres else. My writing is horrid and I can barely read any of it. Anyways, something about class at 1130. This girl says she will stop (at 1130?) and she says something about LCD tv in the stands and it's hooked up to my laptop. The LCD is apparently scratch-proof becasue a guy tells me it is, takes an exacto knife and cuts the bottom corner and it doesn't leave a mark on the screen. I then see an old guy looking at me and winking, making cat-calls and that kinda stuff. I then see that it is 11:10 and I have 20 mins to get to class.

Fragment

Something about a Last Man Standing type thing with the simpsons and I see Homer and as he's turning around I see that he is white with bright red lobster for a nose and then my alarm clock wakes me up.

Dec.03/08

*don't remember anything*

Dec.04/08

*don't remember anything*

Dec.05/08

Dream 1

I'm at my elementary school on the palyground by the jungle gym. There are a bunch of us and my dad is instructing us in something. We are all stretching and I have my right knee pulled up to my chest. JA then grabs me and twists me and since I am balanced on one leg I felt excrutiating pain in my left knee. I got mad at him and I was taken aside I think.. next thing I remember is being in my kitchen talking to my sister and she has a ring of gum on her face. I start taking it off and she says it was in KK's mouth and I immediately stop and wash my hands.

Dec.06/08

I didn't write it down so I forget a bunch but: I'm in my room with my door open and my roomates are across the hall in the kitchen with a bunch of random people.

Dec.07/08

Fragment

I remember Sarah R. and I are walking up renrav mt. road and we end up going by the palce we are suppose to tuen off into and we end up on some trail in the middle of the woods.

Dream 2

I'm at my grandparents farm on my Dad's side and it's winter. I'm in the little field inbetween houses and my family and grandparents are standing around talking. There dog, Rex is there too except there is a bandage around his head because he ahs no ears and some how his tail catches fire but I put it out. I remember seeing my Dad smoking (which he doesn't irl) and for some reason that made me really upset to the point I was crying and i started to walk away. I then saw a rifle lying on the ground and it's moving, aiming at us, it has a mind of it own, I then remember all of us scambling out of it's line of sight.

Dream 3 - Weird Class

A little explicit

All the students and the teacher are outside the second story door to the class room because the teacher can't find the right key to let us in. He then tells us all we'll each get a chance to use one key to try and open the door. He says the student that gets the door opened will get A+'s for the semester. I end up finding the right key (yay! lol) and we all start going in and directly ahead of us is this book with textbooks in it so we all just take a bunch and sit down at the desks. The Prof then tells us that next time there is a fire drill we have to actually leave this time because we haven't been leaving since the cop station is so close but the fire marshall's caught us last time and they will fine us if we don't leave.

There is a massive tanning bed at the front of the room and a UV spotlight above us and to the left side of the room that some goth girl is controlling. The Prof and Shayley ( another student) both lay down topless in it. Shayley wearing white udnerwear and the prof wearing a navy speedo. For some reason the prof also has breasts but is male. I guess they stay in there for a bit and when they come back up they compare tans and they both have specks of UV (something glowing anyways) and Jess.S says to Shayley something about "thick, golden, latina nipples" (Shayley is not latina lol). I guess the whole point of this "experiment" is to prove that the prof would STILL be darker than Shayley after the tan (lol).

Shayley then decides to show her vag. and somehow you can tell it's tight. So we all go outside and it's dark and raining and eventually Shayleys white underwear become see through and somehow her vag. loosens up and then she pulls her "lips" as far apart as she can.

Fragment

I remember having a huge family dinner at our place and my sister is going out with Corey V. and I'm raggin on her because he is a dirty skeeze.

Dec.07/08

Forgot to write it down

Dec.08/08

I took a sleeping pill again because I am right in the middle of exams so I didn't remember a whole lot.

Dream 1

I am at my house and I think it's about spring, my mom is going to take me somewhere's but I get a text from AS that says something like, "I am". I then call her back and she want's to know if I picked up my stuff from school (I remember it was 3 things I just don't remember what they were) I say no and she says she'll drop by later than. She comes by and says she'll pick them up after school, the times is like 4:20 or something like that and I say "isn't school out?" She dodges my question and heads back to school. I go back to school, which turns out to be my elementary school, and I'm in the library and the librarian is explaining something about these 5 books. They are hardback, black, with a dark red spine with the numbers 1-5 on them. I sit down and listen and then these other people come in, one of them being AS, she says "oh, you're in art club too?" I say that I'm not and that I was jsut interested in the books. Then I moved back and sit with the people behind me and I forget them all except one. Apparently Chuck Norris likes the books too and I was questioning him about how the Chuck Norris facts got started while chatting to another guy about him and and his brother who apparently were drunk and moved to America to get McDonalds or something, plus he also carried a staf with about 8" of blur wrapping around the top about 4" down.

Apr.09/09

I remember lying in bed on the right side facing left with Genelle Williams on the left facing left. I'm lying right nect to her so that our bodies are touching and I have my left arm draped over her body playing with her nipples. Sombody comes in and she gets under the sheets and I have to stick under the parts that are still showing. I can see that the comforter is navy in color and when whoever leaves she comes back up and we just resume what we were doing.

I'm not sure why she was in my dream but it might be because she was in an episode of "Flashpoint" that I saw last week.

Apr.10/09

I just remember something about the hearing in my left ear sucking, so my highschool physics teacher somehow patched up my cochlea, My hearing was great after that.

Wow, it's been almost a year since my last post, funny how time flies, eh? School has been keeping me quite busy, but I remembered this place when in one of my university classes our prof talked about dreaming for a bit.

Anyways, I remembered part of a mundane on this morning but I thought I'd post it

Feb.11/10

I remember running into a locker room (kinda like at my uni gym) because I threw something at my driend JD and it left a blue dot in the centre of his forehead. I then went to the next area, which is the change area and JG, JB, and GC were there. JB took my bright pink towel by accident and I am talking about how hard calculus was. JG is in a navy blue swimsuit and JB is in a light blue swimsuit. That's all I really remember.

Feb.21/10

I remember being at my dorm at school and it is night. I have 11 million followers on twitter or something. I looked out my door and saw another dorm with their door open. Two girls were sitting on a bed with a laptop and headphones in listening to music. I remember talking to CR.

Next thing I remember I am in a car driving towards my house and it the car is AS, CR, someone else, and me. It's autumn and we end up stopping where the mailboxes usually are but I guess this si before they got put in. I think whoever was driving slammed on the brakes because at some poitn we were all jumbled around.

Next thing I rememebr is being pared at the local grocery store at night and we were the only ones there. We were outside the store windows and in the moonlight we were turning into werewolves. That is all I remember, wish it continued.

Feb.24/10

Dream 1

Something about some guy I see around residence is playing Call of Duty MW2 and he told me he's talking to some chinese guy who said he's popped 100 zits alread (ew).

Dream 2

I'm in some well lit bathroom and I guess I drop a book that I'm reading in the toilet, Why I'm standing in the bathroom and reading I don't know. Anyways, NG knocks on the door and I open it and she tells me something along the liens of pretending to have sex to make KK (who is jsut outside, around the corner on a bench) jealous.

Dream 3

It's really dark out, I think it's night and it is raining. There is a building in the distance and we are near a rail and on the otherside is a bunch of jagged rock mountain-type thing and then it drops off to the ocean below. We are all on the wrong side of the rail all standing with umbrellas and apparently I somehow break BV's umbrella and I give him mine.