Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

No dreams on the 1st

No dreams on the 2nd

Epic dream

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

I had a date and she was on her way over when I was ambushed from my bedroom window by four or five young girls. They had bottles full of something and were lighting them and throwing them through my window. I managed to catch one and toss it back at them. It exploded on one of them and they dispersed. They stayed there, but further back, when my date entered the bedroom.

I told her to hold on for a while while I went to go check on the front door, which she had left partially open. I saw a number of guys surrounding the place with guns. I went into my room to protect the girl, but found her playing around in my closet. I realized she had left the door open FOR the people outside. I grabbed a steak knife and threw her on the ground, holding it to her throat.

I grabbed my phone and called the police, telling them to hurry to my address and that there were an unknown number of gang members surrounding the place and I was holding one of them by the neck. She tried to get away so I slashed her throat and ran out into the living room again. It had been changed, like they had come in and left. I saw the door had been unlocked again.

I grabbed a sword and locked the door, looking out the peephole. There were several people out there with guns. They heard me lock the door and approached it. They unlocked it somehow and I went to my bedroom, wondering where the cops were. One guy entered my apartment and closed the door behind him.

I woke up for a moment, but went back into it.

The guy entered my bedroom, but I was waiting. I sliced his hands off and stabbed him through the stomach before he could say anything. I grabbed the gun and went to the door as I heard a knock on it. There was two men dressed in police uniforms outside and everyone else was gone. The said it was the police, but I was weary. I peeked out my window, as I didn't see any flashing lights or hear a siren. There was no car out there.

I asked for them to show me a badge, as they held it up to the keyhole I could see the reflection of two other men in it. I fired a number of shots into the wall and they fired back, but I was already gone. I no longer thought they were gang members, as they seemed slick. I now think thought that they were hired by the company who's online store I took down on Black Friday.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Pretty Colours and Water Dragons

I was at the beach and went for a swim. I looked down and noticed some awesome corals and sponges and other life. I dove down to look and just kept swimming around because it was all so beautiful. When I came out of the water I was going to get my brother to go back with me, but I noticed a strange spiny dorsal in the water right off the beach. It was huge, probably twenty feet long, whatever it was climbed up on the beach. Everyone watched as it regurgitated two large eggs onto the beach. It then looked around at everyone, and gave a deep roar. As it did, fire shot out of its mouth, at least four feet high. It then slowly waddled back into the water.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Very Late for Work

I woke up in what I thought was still night and went towards the bathroom and saw that the clock on the microwave said it was well past ten. I ran into my room and grabbed my phone, which was sort of alarming in a dull vibration, but not enough to wake me. I turned the alarm off and called my boss to tell him that I would be right in.

No dreams on the 6th

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Horny Myth

I was a Mythbuster, I think I was Grant I think because Tory and Keri were there. We were testing something about something that was supposed to make anyone horny. So we laid on paper and did whatever it was and saw who's paper got wet. Both Tory and I had a little precum, but Keri's paper was soaked.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

All just bricks in the wall

I was watching or participating in a news report about Roger Waters performing The Wall. It must have been in the 80s because they were saying this would be the first time performing it without David Gilmour and no one was quite sure how it would sound. Some of the band members had concerns also about the reports that some people found it tasteless and vulgar. I wasn't entirely sure if they were referring to the language (although Money is the only song I can think of with any swearing, which isn't part of The Wall,) or the Nazi symbolism.

Then I was at the concert. The band started playing, and Roger Waters was naked, not in his neo-nazi outfit. He sang the entirety of In the Flesh, then he and a young woman went into a slow song that was not on the album or as far as I could remember in the movie. She was throwing confetti and dancing around a lot too.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Canine Siege

I was at my mom's house and one of her dogs just had a puppy. My brother was there with a dog, Cerby was there, and all my mom's dogs too. I think we were just introducing the new puppy to his extended family. But we started to hear howling outside the house. We looked outside and there were wolves outside. Hundreds of them were just waiting outside howling. We weren't sure what they wanted, but soon other types of dogs started showing up too.

My mom thought they were just there to check out a new member of their family, but I reminded her that it wasn't part of their family, it was part of ours. My mom went outside on the deck for a moment, which was unnerving, the dogs didn't really take much notice of her, but I rushed her back inside. They were mostly small dogs on the porch, but I didn't want her out there with the wolves without knowing what they wanted. Some of the smaller dogs (two pugs I think) tried to sneak inside when we opened the door. They were not bing aggressive though, we had no idea what they wanted.

My brother and I eventually built a flamethrower. I took it and stepped outside, firing it off in the direction of some of the wolves. They yelped and ran away from it. I was careful not to actually hit them with the fire, the goal was to shoo them away, not hurt them. It was made out of an old paintball gun which still worked and was loaded. That was what I would use if they got aggressive, but they didn't.

I went back inside and my mom was making up a bed for me on the ground floor (was the old house.) I asked why I had to sleep down here and it was because I was the lightest sleeper, just in case the wolves were waiting for us to sleep or something. But our dogs started climbing all over me.

No dreams on the 10th

No dreams on the 11th

Clarity: Medium
Lucidity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Looking for class

It was the second day of high school, not sure which year. Not freshmen because I knew the layout and everything. I was looking for the locker combination and schedule that I had posted on a paper on the wall with a bunch of other people. Three guys came up to me and started taunting me, I quickly realized that they had taken my stuff. I gave two of them glares and they backed away quickly, they weren't allowed to troll me, but the one guy Greg I always felt bad for because of his home life, so I let him bully me a little, but this sort of pissed me off. I brushed it off and was heading back to my homeroom teacher to get a new schedule, but Greg put me in a headlock.

I decided to remind him who he was dealing with gently so just broke the headlock and flipped him over my shoulder. I slammed him on the ground and just walked away. The homeroom teacher told me that I needed to go talk to someone in the 400 wing of the school so I walked over there and it was some sort of art class and they were just watching stuff.

The woman assistant starting harassing me about my casual lifestyle and tried to tell me that I needed to settle down and have one girlfriend. I bitched a her to stay out of my personal life. Sean, Nonny, and Jason were heading out to another class with some sort of movie.

I decided to skip my first class and go with them. I somehow became minority aware that this was a dream and started passively changing things to better suite my preferences.

No dreams on the 13th

No dreams on the 14th

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Some type of park with Valerie

I was at some type of water park, I think it was a company outing. Valerie was meeting me there, I went up a steep hill to a bus where I guess she was going to meet me. I found her and we went back down to my coworkers. The hill was steep and we both started slipping, so we held hands and slowly worked our way down, constantly using each other as an anchor.

It started to rain, and we ran to the water park, grabbing the food so that it didn't get wet. I brought some brownies, but when we entered the park we all went on the water slides, I sent on all the slides with Val.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Fighting corrupt prison

I was in a prison, not sure what I was accused of. Probably something made up just to detain me. It was an American prison, but a secret one. They made the male prisoners watched as they strapped a female prisoner to a table and raped her repeatedly. After that they lined a bunch of us up and forced us to play basketball for their amusement. I ended up in the stands somehow and unchained. I watched six cops drag a woman into a locker room, I waited until I was sure no one was watching then bolted into the room. I saw two men raping her on a bench, and the other four men were watching to one side.

The four men attacked me, one I killed immediately with a strike to the throat. I blinded one of them as he tried to grab me and I threw him over my shoulder into one of the other guys. I dispatched the remaining standing person with a kick to the stomach, then a lethal kick to the neck. The other man left uninjured just looked at me scared. Since he seemed unarmed I kicked his face in, but let him live before going to dispatch the two who were still raping the girl.

No dreams on the 17, got some bad news

No dreams on the 18th, news got worse

Weird dreams I can't remember on the 19th

Don't remember any dreams from last night. Fuck, need to get on that.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Raptors

I was with a group of people, and were lagging behind a little bit. We came to a field and I heard velociraptors in it. I saw a rope high above it and decided to climb up and shimmy across. There were three of us and we all went at the same time. The raptors saw us and tried to get us, but we were out of jumping range.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Crying Bitch

I was in some type of college classroom, and the professor was telling us about an assignment. I heard that only half of us would be able to finish it, but wasn't worried because I knew that I could. Problem was I couldn't hear the assignment because of some freezer, the classroom seemed to look like a grocery store. I asked Matt what it was, and he started to tell me what it was when my phone went off.

The teacher tried to take my phone, I told her to piss off, but he eventually got it from me. I realized it was unlocked so I locked it and let go, telling her she'd better give it back to me after class.

After class, I went to look for her. I walked through an old, beat up building and I heard a bunch of children. She was now an elementary school teacher and was monitoring lunch. I went to get my phone back and she started crying. She said she would give it back, but first, she had a thumbtack that she wanted me to prick myself with so that I would feel as bad as her.

I told her to fuck off and if she wanted sympathy for something, taking someone else's phone isn't the way to do it. I told her I thought her crying was an act and walked away, I was late for gym. I eventually got to the locker room just as everyone else was going out. They asked where I was and told me to get dressed quickly. Seems the gym teacher would sexually harass them unless I was there. There were like ten of them.

Nothing on the 23rd

Okay, strange continuing dreams: The first dream I don't remember but I remember Wentz pulled me into a bedroom and kissed me, wanting sex.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Class Gambling Trip

I was on a class trip in high school and I was winning some sort of contest. There was a race going on that I didn't realize I was in until it was already started. I was supposed to ride a goat, so I ran it down, jumped on it and rode it. It rode like a horse and I was faster and a better rider than the rest, but I was too far behind. I joked that it'd be more fair if we all knew the rules.

Then we were going gambling, I went into my room to change into gambling attire. While I was changing, Wentz came into my room. I asked her if she wanted to be my arm candy in the high roller lounge. She agreed, but didn't have anything to doll herself up with, so a black dress and makeup would have to do.

Since it was a class trip, "high roller" was only like four hundred dollars. I asked if there was a real high roller lounge somewhere else and flashed a wad of cash, but they either didn't have one, or couldn't let me in.