Thread: Welcome To My Brain - Onimal's Dream Blog

"Trees, Transvestites and Broken Fingers" - Saturday 23rd June
-Lucid
-Techniques used: WBTB and WILD

I started imagining digging through the ground with my mind, hoping that eventually I'd dig through into a dream scenario. It was completely dark, and there was a voice of this sardonic narrator was making strange sarcastic comments as I went along. Eventually I crawled through and found myself in a beautiful english countryside type area, on a path with trees on the side. There were two girls running around, one of which I knew. I tried to gain my bearings, and looked down at my hands for the first time. The fingers were all contorted into impossible configurations, some unusually long and with extra joints. I shouted "increase lucidity now", and took flight. I examined my surroundings from above, once again marvelling at how real it was. I landed by a very big beautiful tree, and (being the hormonal teenage boy that I am) tried to make a beautiful woman appear. Suddenly, out of a nearby cottage, came the (male) narrator in a dress. Displeased with these results, I used the point-kill method on him. He died in a very slapstick and rather unconvincing way. I then flapped my arms and took off into the air and circled around a bit. I tried turning around and expecting a woman to be there. Lo and behold, my expectations were correct. I landed and walked towards her, soon realising she was infact quite ugly. I then touched her face and moulded it like clay into a more visually pleasing visage (this was probably the most interesting part, if not a little shallow). We then kissed, at which point everything got very fuzzy and I couldn't escape in time. At this point I woke up.