Richard N. Rattus
Dec 22, 2007. 2:30 a.m. A non lucid dream.
Hi. My name is Richard N. Rattus. I'm a friendly sort of guy, have a voracious appetite, am covered in brown fur, and stand about 10 inches tall. That's right, I am a rat - Richie Rat as my friends call me. My mom really hates that name. She wishes I would go by my proper title - Prince Richard. You see, I really am the prince in the Brown Clan, but I'm not sure I like being a prince. Sometimes I just wish I could be a normal guy - perhaps my life would be less complicated and I wouldn't have as many hard decisions to make. So far, being a prince has caused me a lot of problems - mostly due to girls and expectations of marriage. Let me explain.
Not long ago I dated Mary Beth from Green Clan. Put bluntly, she was rather ugly for a princess. She was much too skinny (underfed in my opinion) with sparse lackluster fur. When she smiled, she about blinded me. Gads! her teeth weren't nearly long enough or yellow enough to be a proper rat. Despite her, uhm, visual shortcomings, I was obligated to go out with Mary Beth a few times. Perhaps it wouldn't have been so bad if she had been nice to me, but we didn't get along that well either (there have always been hushed rumors that she is half shrew - the illegitimate product of a parental dalliance).
Jenny is my current girlfriend. She's from Blue Clan and man is she hot - every rat's dream come true.
What's the problem with this scenario you say? Well, my grandmother came to me a few days ago and told me that she had seen a vision. An important vision that she needed to share with me. She reached out and took my paws in hers. Immediately, my mind shifted, as if seeing in a dream.
A large castle tower appeared. It was made of rough cut stone, grey and weathered. It rose to incredible heights and was topped with a blue roof. The roof had the emblem of a skull and cross bones on it - run through with a sword. The following poem was written on the wall.
Death and destruction
Pestilence will come.
Dark days are nigh,
Full of fear and dread,
If to Blue you are wed.
Then the roof on the castle tower changed to green. It was emblazoned with an eagle clutching a cornucopia. The poem shifted.
Health and wealth,
Prosperity abounds.
With joy the people sing,
When you unite with Green.
Dream fragments
Dec 22, 2007. 6:00 a.m. A non lucid dream.
Cops, cars, chases, buffet, a dessert made of clams and whip cream.
Shift Change
Dec 22, 2007. 7:30 a.m. A non lucid dream.
I drove to downtown Salt Lake and parked in a parking garage. I got out and walked up to the University hotel. I found some of my friends and asked them if they were ready to go rollerblading. "Nah, man. Not today. I got things to do. Let's chill tomorrow, ok." Disappointed that I couldn't go skating, I entered the hotel. There was a dance going in the ballroom. I felt disappointed that I didn't have a date. With nothing else to do, I decided that I should just go ask the shift supervisor if I could work an extra shift. I entered his office, but before I could ask him about extra work, he told me there had been a change in shift schedules. I asked him if I was on the schedule to be changed from days to nights. He told me he was not at liberty to say and that an email would come out in a couple of hours announcing the changes. I had a strong feeling that I was going to be changed to nights and that I would be called in to work that very day (in about four hours). I begged him to tell me if I was going to nights. I told him that I had an hour commute to my house and that I didn't want to drive home just to be called back in. I would prefer to know in advance so that I could stay in town if I really was going to work nights. Despite my pleadings, he refused to tell me anything. I left the hotel in an angry mood and headed back to the car park. On the way, I passed a red Dodge pickup that was outfitted for the Salt Lake Fire Department. It was parked outside a large rollup door (big enough for a semi truck to enter). The door opened as I was walking by. I looked inside and could see a large wash bay. The pickup was being readied for washing. I also passed a blue Dodge pickup. When I got to the corner, I had to stop and wait for the streetlight to change. There were multiple lanes of traffic with many large semi trucks coming and going. Traffic was busy enough that I didn't dare run across the street until the pedestrian light told me that it was safe to go.
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