Thread: This is not a dream journal

All i can remember from last night is me and my mom baking buttered tarts. I remember that we baked them in a microwave for some reason. She took the purple tray that the tarts were on and handed the tray to me. She told me that i couldn't have any but i thought she was lieing so i took a bite out of one. I then woke up.

Arghhh. Im haveing a hell of a time trying to rmber dreams ever since school started up again.

All i can remember is working in a steel mill with a convict uniform on. i turned away from welding and i saw myself from third person and myself had wings comming out of my back. I looked directly at my dream self and then my dream self presentes me with a breifcase of money.

Sorry if it's a bit confusing for you, it was for me to.

A bit of backround before this next dream. I recently just bought a baseball glove and i have been telling everyone about it because i really like it and it completes me.

The scence begins as i am walking to a baseball park where i ahve plaid many baseball games when i was younger. There was a baseball team using the park and this team looked like they were all 7 year olds. I see my 2 buddies who are coaching both teams and one of them spots me. He says "Hey Jmac let me see your ne glove." I walk over to him and i take it off my hand (somehow i didn't become lucid while looking at my hand ahah) and show it to him. He puts it on his hand and the black glove starts to change colors to beige. i woke up shorly after.

I had a dream last night where i was sitting iny my basement just chillin with the lights off. I heard a sound like a cat but i don't have a cat so i quickly ruled a cat out. I was wrong i have a cat, even better it's a ghost cat and his name is shilo. Shilo is actually a dog/cat mix(dreams are weird) he had a trinagular shapped head with the colors brown white and black scattered through out his body. I could see him because whenever i called his name he would appear out of thin air. This cat/dog or cog was very playful for a ghost. He wanted me to play tag with him and so i did but he beat me beacuse he jumped onto the windowsill which i could not reach.


Wow that dream was ferked.

1. I was in a mall with 20 of my friends and we decided that we needed to eat. All of us decided to go eat at pita pit which was across the street from the mall and everyone raced to their trucks to be the first in line. I ended up going with a guy named Chris which was a bad idea because he is the worst driver I ever seen in my life. As we got into the car he started it up and went 80 mph over a speed bump. I did not have my seat belt on so I hit my head on the roof of the car and had a bit of a headache. He then veered off the road into another plaza of sorts and there was a domino's pizza so we decided to eat there. He literally parked his car right next to the entrance. I woke up after that and was soooo hungry for pizza it wasn't even funny.

2. My friends and I were in a playground area outside of a school that I have been to in Toronto. We decided to hold a playground Olympics obstacle course and the first one to complete in won a prize. We divided ourselves up into teams of 4 and on my team it was me a 3 other girls. My dream then fast forwarded to the final leg of the course which was to slide down a slide to the finish line.

As I was making my way up the stairs of the slide a Morpheus/blade/Chris Rock character appeared at the top. He didn't say anything but his eyes hidden behind his tinted sunglasses spoke volumes about him. I knew right away that he would win if he went down the slide first, and he looked like he planned to do just that. so I dashed up and tried to slide down before him but it didn't work he already went down. At the bottom of slide I landed on top of him then 2 seconds after that the rest of my team lands onto of me so there was a huge pile of us on top of morpheus/shaft/Chris Rock guy.

3. Really vague but I will try to remember. I was in the lounging area of a hockey arena with my family. In the lounge area there was a half court basketball court and 1 team was doing lay up lines for warm ups. After we watched a bit of that we went outside the arena and I sat ontop of a hill with a helium filled balloon. I bet my dad I could release the balloon and it would come back to me. I released it and a huge clear bathing cap came floating in the air and covered it and brought back down to me. I said to my dad What now, What now?

Probably the most vivid dreams I had in while.

1. My friend Tim and I were having a sleepover at my house. We were just chilling on my bed eating some werthers original when two other friends came along. They decided to stay the night to. We started setting up my room for sleep; we set up air mattresses and blankets. After we were all set up we decided to go to the kitchen to grab a bite to eat.

This all happened while it was dark outside.

When we were in the kitchen we heard a strange voice coming from outside. We all went over to look out the window to see who was there. Some really old pedophile lookingish dude was shovelling my driveway. I called out to him "WTF ARE YOU DOING" he said "WAIT TILL YOUR ASLEEP." Well now he's gone and done it so I was going outside to knock the shit outta him.

I got out there and he didn't say anything to me. I started just pushing him around but after I pushed him once he used his shovel to protect himself. I knew I must get that shovel away from him so I judo kicked his hand that the shovel was in and the shovel went flying. As the shovel was flying through the air I looked up at the illuminated clouds and they resembled a perfect picture of a joker from a deck of cards, I saw this as my opening. "Hey buddy look up at the clouds" I called out to the pedophile. He looked, I punched him in the face, end of dream. +1 for me.

2. I was in my room chilling with three of my friends and there just telling me how I got so drunk last night and I was a mess and my mom knew about and she was pissed. Everyone was saying they never seen me that drunk before. I told them that I can't remember being drunk at all and I thought they were lying. I told them that I just came back from a baseball party and I didn't get drunk there and I went home to sleep. But they kept on insisting that after I came home from the baseball party I got with them

Now this where it get a little bit insaneeeee. One of my friends told me that I play fought him. I told my friend that I had a dream that I play fought him. He was like wtf. I came to the conclusion that in my dream inside a dream was an actual dream. Sorry if that didn't make sense to you, but it makes perfect sense to me.

3. I was in a mall (dream sign, I am perrty sure) with some of my friends and we were just staying to one wing of the mall for some reason. I then saw a person who I haven't seen in many years in real life, Tessie. She came up to me and kept asking me to walk with her through the mall, she was really hot to, I said no not right now maybe later. This repeated about 3 times with the last attemp she was accompanied by her boy friend who I knew but I still said no.

Then I figured out why I was only waiting in the wing of the mall. A chef brought out free food and wow most vivid moment in this set. He brought out pork tender loin on a toasted sesame seed hot dog bun. I swear I thought I was actual eating it, the way the meat tore apart and all the juices flooded my mouth. It Was quite the experience.

1. I was in my bedroom getting ready for my first high school baseball game of the season. I called out to my dad “You almost ready.” he shouted back with a yes. I went down my stairs and out my front door into my van, my dad followed suit. As we were driving i asked my dad if the game was at Blackwell or Errol Russell (The 2 baseball parks that we play all our high school games at). He said “it’s actually at your school.”

The diamond at my high school is perrty crappy and beat up and is not suitable for a high school game so I thought my dad was lying, but he insisted and when we got there and sure enough there was my team and another team already playing. “Shit I’m late I thought to myself.” I went to go join the rest of my team on the bench.

The game had already started but I went in to play anyway. The game came down to the last inning where I was up to bat. We needed 1 run to win the game and we had 2 out, so I thought I would carry it all on my shoulders (bad idea) and try to go for an inside the park homerun. I hit the ball to the fence and rounded all the bases but I was greeted at home plate with a catcher and a ball in his hand, I was out. I started to make the long agonizing walk back to the dugout to my awaiting disgruntled team-mates. I sat down in the dugout and took off my spikes, put on my regular shoes and walked to my van.

As I was walking to the van a player from the opposing team approached me and said that I played perrty good. I thanked him for the compliment and gave a generic compliment back. He knew I was a distraught over the defeat and he offered further encouragement. “Don’t worry man, that was only the first exhibition game off the season, we play you guess on Thursday as well” he said then left. I thought to myself “wow I got so pissed off over an exhibition game and not even a regular season game, wtf?


2. Short quick dream here

The principal just gave me some kind of award for being a very good student and politeness. I went to go put it back in my locker but I couldn’t get the lock open. I shouted a couple of profanities at the lock but only to find that my principal was right behind me.

Alright, Have you ever had a dream that was so serene, so beautiful so aw inspiring that you just stayed lying in your bed for a good half hour just to remember what you saw? This morning was one of those times.

Words really wouldn't do this dream justice at all so im not going to say much about the actual dream.

It started off as any other dream would for me, a silly plot. I just got done playing a hockey game and i came home a took a shower and got changed and all that good stuff. And then what happened next was purely the best dream i ever had in my life. The vividness and the beauty which proceeded was indescribable.

I went out on my porch and just started gazing up into the sky. At that instant i started seeing 2 moons, they were huge and they eclipsed each other. I couldn't believe what i was seeing so i went to go get a Kodak camera from my mom's room so i can capture the beauty. I went back outside and i was greeted with 2 huge earth like planets dancing in the sky with the moons. I just stood there, dropped the camera instantly and looked up at the tangoing duo for what seemed to be an eternity.

Again, words don’t do it justice.