Had a full time lucid last night, seemed very long, mostly because it occupied two dream days. Was pretty cool but very disturbing. VERY LONG READ! lol

Started out like most dreams do, in a black box until I think of something. I thought about school and I felt like someone grabbed me around the waist and pulled me through a door. I gained lucidity when I noticed that there we crystalline spikes potruding from the ground around the parking lot in front of the school. I go around the observe the place, it is dawn, the sky is shades of cobalt, azure and black but there seems to be some sort of dim light source. It is dead silent, the main building, Freshman buidling, gym, cafeteria and the brothers' complex was empty. I begin walking around and noticed there are unusually expensive cars around. I see a couple Maybach 57s and 62s among Rolls-Royce Phantom VI and Phantom Drophead Coupes and Maserati Spyders. All were in wierd colors like royal purple, night-vision green and other candy paints. I go to jump in a jack one of the purple Phantoms and an alarm starts blaring, I think it was the guitar solo from Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden, my Ipod must have been playing it. The doors to the main building blasted open, the doors went flying into the cafeteria and freshman buidling, totally annihalating them! I panicked and got closer to the door. I walked in and the statue of St. Marcellin Champagnat w/ 3 children came to life. They seemed to be using Hekler&Koch G36c's and started emptying the clips on me. I knew I was dreaming so it did not affect me but it pissed me off. I summoned a Wehrmacht Sabre and hacked them to pieces. The parts evaporated into light (much like what the "Smith's" at the end of Matrix Revolution do). I keep walking and noticed that the building was very different. The walls were like stone with magma in it, metal spikes stuck out of the ground everywhere and the classroom doors looked like spiked gates. I tried to remain calm but all I could think about was a horde of demons and zombies, I thought too loud and out of the middle of nowhere the doors busted open and like I worried about, hordes of zombies and demons swarmed around me. There was one that came out, except it wasn't demonic or zombified, it was my sister! I assumed it was her because of reading Canto III from Dante's Inferno which told about the Demon, Charon. My mind translated that to Sharon and my sister comes out. I panic because I know I pissed her off earlier and again I thought to loud and she yelled out "GET HIM!" In some mutant alien-tin accent. I barelled down the hallway, decapitating zombies with the Wehrmacht Sabre on the way out. The hallway seemed never ending and I could of sworn I heard Enter Sandman by Metallica playing and my sister laughing (God damn Ipod...) The hallway was obviously never ending so I thought of another usual dream place, E. Tremont Avenue. Again I felt that hip-snagging-teleporting feeling and was there.

Now on E. Tremont Avenue I noticed the enviorment. It was a beautiful blue sky with a warm sun. There were some people on the street except they all resmebled people I did not like. They were "grilling" me which in Bronx slang means "Getting hostile stares shot at you." I went across the street to the hardware store and behind the counter was the redhead girl from a dream on January 27th. She was smiling and I think she said something like: "...you will probably need one of these." She pulled out a huge pen from the counter, probably the one I saw from the Mythbusters: James Bond Special 2. I grabbed it and thanked he and went back outside. I saw one kid I really hated and gave him the pen. He looked terribly confused because the pen was about one and half feet and had a diameter of about 3 inches. I back off and he clicks the top and a huge explosion resounds, body parts and gore was scattered everywhere. The people panicked and started running madly. I shrug and jump into a gold plated Maserati Quattrotruppe (sp?) and drive down on to the Throgs Neck Expressway. I keep going and then see a whole bunch of Blood gang members driving behind me in red and black striped Corvettes and Mustang GT Coupes. I hit the brakes and they pass me and crash into the median near the turn. I feel that teleport feeling again. And bam! I am on this huge grassy plain in Tenessee.

Now in TN I assess my surrounding once more. It is now dusk, there is rolling grass for miles on end with some occasional obelisk things with Blood graphitti sprayed on them. I see the Bloods fall in from a demon warp gate in the sky with the destroyed cars following them. They surround me, about thirty in all in a circle. I feel like somone kicked me in lap and I check my jeans pocket and find a butterfly knife. There is german written on the blade and it glows green and is about 3 inches long. One by one the bloods came to face me with some odd weapons like Scythes, War Forks, Shrukiens, Katanas, Tachis, Shamshirs, Long Swords, Bastard Swords, Kamas and other Medieval, Shogun and Ninja weaponry. They all get cut in half from their waste no matter where I hit them. When they all lay dead their blood pooled and a figure formed. Out of it stepped my sister, I panic once more and then I get the teleport feeling again.

I am now on a long stretch of beach on St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. It is sunrise once more and the conditions are pristine. The beach is enormous as well as the sea. The palm trees look like they are ten stories tall. I see a giant demonic portal raise out of the sand about a quarter of a mile from me and out of it comes sprinting my sister with some red trident along with some demons, horns and red-skinned out, on skeleton zombie horses wielding halberds, lochaber hammers and lucerne axes. I summon up a .50 cal machine gun and blast my sister and her demon pals away. As I walk away my sister warps in front of me. She has bullet holes in her and her arms are missing. I blink once more and then she looks normal, but very, very angry. I panic and jumped into the water, I see a picture of Niagara Falls and swim into it.

I now have my Jesus powers on. I am walking on the water but when my sister comes the water freezes. With it the falls actually froze. It was an amazling celestial scene, seeing the tumult of water and mist from the falls just freeze. It looked like time stopped because the mist stood suspended. My sister barrels towards me and I high-tail it towards the giant frozen column of water that was the Horseshoe Falls. There seemes to be a giant sprial staircase carved into it so I being running. My sister is catching up and as she walks the staircase beings to melt. When I reach the top I slip and fall on the ice and hit some red button potruding from the ice. Time and heat come back and I am shot down underwater and pounded by the falls. I see a barrel underwater and swim to it and then I am in my room.

False awakening I thought. Until I see my dead body on my bed and thought it was an OBE. My sister comes crashing through the window. The sky is crimson and brown. Fireballs are crashing around, a few go through me roof. I hear people screaming "Blood, blood, blood!" outside. I look out the window and see all the people I know: friends, family, enemies and aquaitences. They look dead, most have organs hanging out. I am now walking on thin air above my block, my sister following me. Fireballs and green lightning are crashing around me. Dragons are flying around and dead people are below me screaming blood. I feel adreneline surge through my veins and actually think it is real. My sister pulls out the red trident and says "Welcome back to hell." I panic and she stabs me through the stomach. I swear that I felt like I had been cut in the stomach and that everything was burning when I woke up. One hell of a crazy dream. Last time I read anything by Dante...