Snoozer's Dream Journal and AP Attempts

[snoozer]

Hello Lucid Dreamers, and Lucid Dreamer wannabes. This is my dream journal, and it's more for my sake as an online addition of my real dream journal, and most of the stuff is random and doesn't make much sense. I'll do my best to make sense of it, but if i end up saying keywords and short choppy sentences it's because I have bad dream recall and i only write fragments in the morning. Also, the dates represent the day after my dream, eg 6th June means I woke up on the sixth of June and recorded my dream from the night before. I also go days with dreams sometimes, so there'll be plenty of gaps. Also the people i name in my dream are people i know, but i have changed their names. it's easier than going Person A smacked person B when i can say george knocked the hell out of riley. My colour coding is as follows; LUCID Regular Dreaming Aware of dream but not lucid Comments Dream Signs; *The old property i grew up on until i was 13. (i refer to this as my old place in my dream journal) *Girls that aren't my girlfriend *Smirnoff *Sydney *Cars are common in my lucid dreams *New*Jumping off really high places and landing safely Edit: Also, I'm moving my lucid dreaming tasks up here so i don't have to look for them These are things i want to try in a lucid dream. I'm writing them here and in my RL dream journal so i remember to do them. Have a lucid dream [X] Grow another pair of arms, and have full control of all of them [ ] Fly properly instead of failing and scraping my gut causing pain and waking up [X] hooray!! Conjure a fireball and throw it at a DC [-] Almost, had flaming arms. Find my DG [-] Almost grew one from seeds but lost lucidity. Enter someone else's dream [-] A DC said it would kill me to try. AP [ ] Create a dream environment [ ] 360 degree vision [ ] Talk to God [ ] Beat the living crap out of this guy i know at school [ ] Puppeteer a DC [ ] Thats all for now, i'll make more as i cross things off. Here is my first posted dream, 5th July, 2008 I didn't set my alarm last night, and i woke up naturally at 4 am on the dot. (which i don't normaly do by the way, i set my alarm for 6:30). Went back to sleep and had a weird dream which was out of sequence, involving my friends, a weird farm, big dogs, me nearly getting hit by a car, two friends at a mountain hideaway, two little kids smoking in a toilet, and weird stuff like that. near the end i was at the back of a ToyWorld, looking at a gun safe. In the dream the gunsafe was mine (I have never owned a gunsafe) and i was looking at all the dents, which i knew were caused by a hammer. I then walked out of the shop and looked up at the sign, and said i must be dreaming. I then said holy crap i'm lucid dreaming, take me to astral plane. Instantly (no flash, no weird feeling) i was looking at a huge black skyscraper in the distance surrounded by gray desert sand with a crimson sky. I then woke up. I know i wasn't lucid because it just didn't feel lucid, it was like my dreamself recognised i was in a dream and then did what i would have tried to do if i had a lucid dream, which is try to AP, so then i dreamed a weird astral plane for a few seconds before i woke up. I'm going to keep trying, but i feel like i'm really close now.

[snoozer]

Last night had several dreams, as i kept waking up and falling back to sleep. Very vague, bad dream recall, probably coz i worked all day. Hard to describe, just keywords that make sense to me really. I'm in the driveway of the country house i used to live in, with my mother, and we are walking through a field of giant purple bullrushes which look really pretty, but mum tells me the back of the bull rushes have skulls on them, but i never look for myself. I semi realise i'm dreaming and i run to the road. once on the road i run and try to fly. I remember reading this forum on flying tips, and i pictured jets on the bottom of my feet but i fuck up and crash. I then try a superman dive and close my eyes, picturing it working, and i do a super jump, but land on my belly. I don't know when i woke up but i went to the toilet (incase you wanted to know) Train Tracks bridge, a campsite for me and my friends in real life, only it's huge and it bridges a big valley. Me and an unknown girl are escaping a group of people. get caught in a village of sorts, and she is hit in the face with something. everyone immediatly stops and wants to help her.They know i'm dreaming and that i can heal her, but her face is a bloody mess, with only the whites of her eyes showing clearly. I don't recognise i'm dreaming, but i heal her. I then escape on my own, back to the train track bridge, but the sleepers move so i just hang from one as it takes me to the otherside. Wake up around 4 am In unknown hilly wooded area, i know i'm in a post apocalyptic time. I'm being chased by vampires in daylight. Meet a group of people, in my school, but it's changed slighty. the vampires (the people tell me they're night stalkers) can fly and attack the building trying to get through. Running through the school library, kill a younger one, and now they are mad. me and smaller group of people in clear hilly area, boarding a spaceship to get off earth to escape the vampires. Only to find Aliens in a tank, with a miniature human growing in there as well. For a brief moment see from the weird alien human's perspective and hear our conversations. Now i've run outside and i'm stealing a go-kart from a man, and i drive off. Wake up around 6:30 A dead bloated man is under a bridge, and his red car is on top. I take his car into my town. I'm not recognised in town and i don't know the people. The sheriff (I'm australian btw and we don't have sheriffs) tells me a report of a dead guy out off town, and they are rounding up people to go out there and solve it. I walk with them to the outskirts of town, and but as we are about to head off i tell them my hands are sticky and i need to wash my hands. they go on without me and i try and look for a weapon. I pass a pub and i see a small bolt on the roof i could use as a weapon. Instead i go into the bar. I know i have powers but i don't know i'm dreaming. To scare the patrons i stomp my way through the bar, while footprints appear in the roof exactly where i am as i walk. I walk out and continue past a petrol station, where an overweight woman tells me i can steal a motorbike from the back. I continue onwards looking for a weapon, and i pass the same petrol station. this time it is attended by a girl from school, i hide, and sneak inside while she is outside. I find a pen i want as a weapon but it is in a plastic bag and i struggle for a while to get it out. I then find my Legal Studies teacher watching me, but before i can tell her to be quiet and not dob me in i wake up. This dream ends at 9:30 Really odd because my last dream was shortest but i was asleep a lot longer than my second dream. I was semi lucid at points, enough to know i had powers, but not fully conscious and aware. I'm going to keep trying.

[snoozer]

Started off in a big shopping mall with a group of people. We are all being chased by single unknown beast/monster/evil etc. Me and my girlfriend take a fire-escape door, which goes down a long flight of stair. We keep switching floor sand going through other fire-escapes until we reach the bottom. We decide we need a car, so she goes across the street to the valet parking, and takes a valet universal car key (so they can park your car without hassling you for keys lol). In my dream i thought it was so common sense i must have been an idiot. Then we found a big red Ferrari Enzo with the doors that lift up. At that point i became lucid, knowing in real life i would never see a car that good. My girlfriend disappeared and i got into the car. funnily enough the doors opened like a normal car, and i didn't need the keys anyway, i just put it in gear and drove off. The seats were mad black leather with a bright yellow gear stick. My scenery changed a while until i ended up at the top of the hill in an African savannah, with long yellow grass filled with lions, zebras, rhinos, elephants, and a leopard. I saw the leopard creeping up the hill and i thought shit better watch that leopard, he's stalking me. I realized i was loosing lucidity because nothing can hurt me in my dreams. I decided i needed texture or something, to feel like i was in real life. I tried rubbing my hands but it didn't work, i took a handful of berrys and large twigs from the tree branch above me and shoved them in my mouth, making sure to chew and feel the texture. It hurt like crazy and i tasted like that weird shit mum used to put on my nails to stop me biting them when i was little. I lost lucidity anyways. and i looked down the hill. The stuff in my mouth and the animals were gone, i was just on a grassy hill looking at a band setting up on stage down below. I made my way down and noticed two cans of Bundaberg Rum "Tropical" (Doesn't exist to the best of my knowledge) I started drinking one but i got laughed at by everyone because it was a girly drink and i woke up. Hooray first lucid since signing up. not very long but meh, now i've started i can only get better (i hope).

[snoozer]

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[snoozer]

Last nights dream i ended up waking up at four in the morning again. I'm in a kind of third person view, slightly elvated, watching the above ground carpark of my local shopping centre. A delocalised voice, a narrator, is speaking about monsters. he says you should never lock your car door because they become frustrated. I saw an indescribable dark monster trying to open a car door, but it was locked so it had a big hissy fit and kept slamming the handle of the door. I realised i was dreaming and i began walking down across the front of the shopping centre. I saw two DC's i recognise from real life, and one of them had bought a torch, still in it's packaging. I grabbed the torch off the girl and kept walking. I walked to the corner, turned around, and saw i was now in the checkout line of Coles. A lady was telling me i had to pay for my muffin. I looked and noticed, that my torch had become a muffin, still in the torches packaging, but it was the Leukemia Foundation brand of muffin?. I told her i already had that and i walked out. I saw a DC i know from real life with a group of friends and he said hey. In real life he is really annoying and just doesn't shut up about stupid things, so i told him to eat shit. "Oh That's It" he said, and he grew to like six feet tall and he started chasing me. I ran, but the road was slippery like glass and i was wearing socks. I was still lucid so i attempted flying again. I made liftoff, and flew towards a tree. I tried to grab a branch as i flew past but it recoiled me, but before i could get smashed into the tree trunk i woke up.

[snoozer]

Woke up at four in the morning again, no lucid this time. just very fragmented and weird dreams, very bad dream recall. Me in a yellow chicken suit fighting someone My girlfriends house, outside at night time Me being a robot, and watching someone else (i think it was Xzibit lol) get taken over by a pinky red metal thing, turning him into a robot. School, me sitting next to some girl. Me and some people including the same girl talking about geography taught at school, but she said she's doing geology not geography. But it's in my old house when i was little, and there is a skylight in the roof now for some reason.

[snoozer]

I'm in my math classroom, and i'm copying off a friend of mine. I decide i need to go to the toilet. I leave the room and head off downstairs to the senior toilets, but a Special Ed teacher tells me there leaky so i can use the staff ones upstairs. i thank him and i open the door to the mens one. Inside there is a toilet, but the seat is like a posh polished wood toilet seat, really fancy. I lift the seat and i'm about to do my business, but i notice there is a dial on my left, like a kitchen timer or egg timer or something, except it has no numbers on it, just the twist thing. I turn it and it spring out on a rod, and a shower head above me turns on. It sprays directly into the bowl and I say to myself, "That's a weird way to flush a toilet. I then struggle to push the dial back in, i have to twist it and stuff. Without even blinking i'm outside next to a barn taking a piss, and steven comes up to me and ask's me if i'll help him, if i'll be in his study group or something. I tell him i'll think about it, then i turn and leave. I open a door and i'm back upstairs at school outside the staff toilets. I head back to maths, and start copying off her again. But what i'm copying is weird and doesn't make sense, thats why i have to copy it. She explains it to me in a chart, showing how the more carbohydrates in a rat, the more edible it becomes. I then lose my dream recall from here and i wake up at 7. What really bugs me is that i even noticed something was wrong, (kitchen timer handle for a shower that flushes a toilet duh!) and I didn't become lucid.

[snoozer]

Stayed up all night doing homework, so no surprise i had nightmares about trigonometry. Really stupid stuff, but i felt so frustrated. I would have to work out what x is, being and angle or a side or whatever, but i was never given enough information. That's it really.

[snoozer]

In an unknown bedroom, feels like sydney. It's dark but i want to listen to my music. The is a big stereo system so i look at the back of it for a USB port. Theres all kinds of sockets, from SD Card, Microphone, Auxillary , but nothing for USB. I get frustrated and give up. I'm outside running away, being chased by over thirty bunnies, kicking them as i go past. My friend tells me i'm being paranoid, all bunnies live in packs, but i say they just live in family groups of up to 12, and that these ones were after me. I become semi lucid, not knowing it's a dream but knowing i have powers, so i ask him to point in the sky at the planet which is controlling the bunnies, because i plan to send a huge fireball to it. but i wake up..

[snoozer]

Had my best lucid ever, a WBTB, but i'll write the dreams i had before hand first. In a maths room that's not mine, sitting next to one of the skaters i know. Lachlan is playing a mad riff on a guitar, i really enjoyed it and it sounded like the best peice of guitar i ever heard, but i can't remember it, i just know it started up low and deep working it's way up into a frenzy. In a cul de' sac of my town, watching a little kid scrawl on the side of a house with permanent texta. In the back seat of a car having just left my grandparents house, trying to pour vodka into shot glasses with my girlfriend while someone drives, possibly a parent because we were trying to hide it. Walking up the street to my girlfriends house, getting picked up by three girls i know at school. they drop me off and i thank them individually, but i forget the last ones name for a moment and i pause, before i remember it and say it. In my old economics class trying to hit on some girl that wasn't my girlfriend After these weird fragments i woke up at 4, did my business and went back to bed. I am in a creek, and i climb out. I become lucid and this time i do not exclaim out loud that i am lucid. I rub my hands and spin around, and i feel like i'm spinning really fast, but i am still looking at the creek, my vision isn't changing. i decide that i should attempt to fly now i was fully conscious and aware. I hold my arms up, and i force, try and push my way into the sky, but i just stand there lookin like an idiot. So i try another method i remebered, trying to pull objects to me, i feel stress and strain, but i don't move. I get pissed off and decide i'll walk to town. I'm walking up the dirt driveway of my old country place, when i decide that it's not fair, it's my dream and i should be able to do as i please. So i yell out for my dream guide. It flickers to night time and i see a television flicker somewhere, before the television disappears (i'm still outside in my driveway) I look up and i see two helicopters circling me. One flys down, and i know they want to tell me where to find my dream guide. The helicopter hovers in front of me and i notice the pilot is a woman. Instead of using the megaphone she starts using sign language because of the noise. I yell at her and say i can't read sign language. She keeps going and i get frustrated. I leap at the side door of the helicopter and try to get in, but she flies back up and is gone. It's daytime and i'm still at my old country place. i notice a miniature helicopter at the front of my house (when i walk to places i seem to teleport to somewhere infront of me instead of constantly working, which is good) I try to get in the miniature helicopter, but now it's just an oversized toy helicopter for little kids to play in. I get frustrated again and decide i'll walk to town. as climb up over my hill, and see that the sun is setting. In my dream i remember another dream i had in the exact same spot, with giant mutant vampire bats, and i get worried. I decide that i don't want it to be sunset at *Hometown* any more. I notice a caption (yes, a caption in my dream) under the sunset that says *Hometown*, and i watch as the caption changes to Buffalo Hill (a place i never heard of that makes no sense) I then say "no no, i dont want it to be sunset." so the caption changes back to *Hometown*, and the sun starts rising over the hill instead of sinking. Unfortunately i then wake up and write down everything that happened. Best and longest lucid experience ever, it felt like over half an hour.

[snoozer]

I've just gotten out of a ute, with a full tyre and half a tyre in the tray of the ute. In a maths room again, studying for exams, but a whole bunch of students from another school are being loud and annoying. A little primary school girl pokes me in the chest. On my old property, going towards a secret hang out spot. I open a gate, thinking this is the path that the petrol trucks take, i find the spot, littered with cartons containing bottles of lemonade, and wild pumpkin growing rampant. A little kid in big W turns into chucky and starts trying to attack my feet, i keep trying to kick it, and lenny and carl from the simpsons help out. I almost get hit by a car because i'm walking on the wrong side of the road. *Comment: I think maths rooms must be a dream sign, i can never seem to be free of them.

[snoozer]

My girlfriend and I are walking a puppy on a leash near the outskirts of my town. Then we are being chased out of our town by a wolf. At some points in the chase i am the wolf, and it's in the woods.

[snoozer]

Me and a group of people are rebels hiding at the bottom of a cliff face. I am looking for a gun and ammo. The enemy has a small container thing, similar to one that holds drill bits, and it spirals upwards, and it contains a whole bunch of bullets, I run out to collect one on the ground. Now for some reason I have a gun (single shot Liberator, I was looking it up on wikipedia last night) and i'm making myway up a platform to look for a water tank for the rebels. Lachlan is with me with a long barrelled rifle as we climb up the platforms. We find a water tank at the top, guarded by a kid our age which i don't recognise. He holds a long barrelled shotgun to Lachlan's face and Lachlan has his rifle directly in front of this guys face. I grab the shotgun barrel and point it away so it fires safely, and bash the guy in the face with the barrel twice (I'm not a very violent person mind you, and it didn't seem very violent in my dream either) Then we get the water and I jump off the platform to the base of the cliffs. Someone lets off the container full of bullets and I am showered in bullets, and i feel plenty of pain and i wake up. I will put an image of what the bullet things looked like in a minute This is similar to the canister that the baddies had, but it was packed full of bullets. Once i jumped off the platform the all shot out at once and rained down on my back.

[Denny22]

You're dream recall seems to be pretty great Snoozer. I tend to at least hold onto one dream a night ans even then it can be hazy If I get up too soon. Keep up the DJ, mate. Loving it!

[snoozer]

Hey Denny, my dream recall can be really good for some parts, but only in fragments. Most of it i just get a general idea what happened. Don't worry about the haziness, your dream recall will improve greatly just by keeping a dream journal. try and go over your dreams and see if you can remember some images from them. Pacific cruise, bright blue waters and a big white boat. After this fragment, I woke up to my alarm, and then attempted FILD, and went straight into Lucidity very quickly, (I'd say between 1 minute and 2) The main street of *Hometown* comes into focus. I'm walking down in the business district. I decide not to call my dream guide, i'll just try and do something that other people talk about doing. I decide that *Hometown* is boring and i want to go somewhere new. So i turn to a metal door and say "surprise me". I open the door and go to walk in, but there's just a brick wall on the other side. I get annoyed and decide to spin around and close my eyes to get to somewhere else. Unfortunately i didn't have anywhere specific in mind so i lost lucidity and ended up in a room similar to my ex-girlfriends lounge room. Thing i notice straight away is that I can't breathe, like there is an invisible hand over my mouth stopping air from getting into my mouth. I feel that there is no air in here and i have to open a window. I fiddle with the latch of a window but it won't open. I find a bag of air (Similar to a blood bag you see in movies but with a mouth piece and filled with air) and try to breathe it, but the same feeling, so i sense that it's used up air. I turn around and find a little kid playing xbox on a plasma TV. He has a bag of air in his lap and he's playing Halo 1, but with splitscreen for multiple players, though he was the only one playing. He turns around and smirks at me because i am still suffocating. I leave the room through a wooden door and enter backstage of an unused movie set. I can breath again, and i see a window the same as the one in the other room. I open that window (there is now a little button above the latch) and then go back to the other room with no air and open that window (now there is also a little button above that latch). I go back to the backstage room and head on set, where Steve and Brendon are pretending to be cowboys in a Old West Bar. They are drinking vodka, pretending it's whiskey. I fill a 50ml science beaker with Vodka (smirnoff is the only vodka in my dreams) and shot it down, talking in an american drawl sounding like a cowboy. The booze makes me woozy and I wake up I will try FILD again for sure, but i think i need to keep focused so i don't loose lucidity, coz i was bordering on being semi lucid straight away. And not being able to breathe is now my number one worst thing in a dream, followed by being rained on by bullets and eating twigs

[snoozer]

I totally forgot about this dream until i turned the page of my dream journal. How's that for dream recall! Anyways, i was semi-lucid the entire dream for this one, because i "knew" it was a dream and i could do special things, but i didn't become aware. I'm hiding in a sandstone room behind green mosquito netting, crouching next to a refugee(male). The police come in black helmets and go to kill us, but then i'm in the same spot again at the beginning and the police haven't come yet. Me and the refugee make a run for it, running to the top of a scrubby hill, and we see the police in a deep gully shooting at us. At the top of the hill we go to climb a barbwire fence but i change it into normal wire before we climb it. On the other side of the fence there sits a house surrounded by a rusty iron fence. A ute sits facing along the ridge of the hill. I push the refugee into the ute, and push the ute to face down the hill. Then i push the ute down the steep hill and run alongside it, controlling the ute with my mind. Out of nowhere a big semi comes and runs over the ute (on a steep steep slope, it was practically horizontal)

[snoozer]

These are huge, I can't be bothered to write them down by hand so everything is going up here, even the stupid little details which make no sense to you are going in for my benefit. In a four wheel drive night time, big mansion. Trying to get into the mansion, but the owner has green lasers for eyes and he see's me. Me and Bec (there are plenty of girls in my dreams which aren't my girlfriend, and this annoys me because i am a faithful person) are hiding behind a big rock, spying on this old country house. Inside this house we know that the green laser eye's man is in there, and we have to kill him. Out side of the house is being guarded by Will Smith (I Robot) and Matt LeBlanc (friends) are guarding the house. They have sub machine guns and me and Bec have two pistols each. We run out and start firing at them, running around the house (which is enclosed by a continous verandah) and constantly firing. We see machine guns and SMGs in holsters attached to the gum trees surrounding, and this makes sense because this is a mobster house. She pulls a black M16 from it's holster and I get an UZI. We start firing at them as they come round the verandah and I shoot Matt LeBlanc in the head. Will Smith is still chasing us and Bec and I keep running around the house. In the holster attached to a eucalypt tree is a freaky alien looking weapon, white and red. It kinda looks like a covenant weapon from halo. I know that the ammo is the venom from every single poisonous snake in the world and i spray it at Will Smith. It gets in his eye's and he starts crying and his eyes and mouth go all red. I feel bad so i get a hose and spray him in the face, making him feel better. The dream ends there with everyone feeling good and friendly. (Laser eyes was completely forgotten about) My Alarm set off at 2 in the morning, which means i got roughly 3 hours sleep. (My REM is weird) and i decided to try FILD again. I got into a dream but i was completely non lucid the entire time. Lining up in some theme park with my girlfriend. We go in and see water slides, with a kid in a fat suit sliding down this big water slide and ending up in a pool. Unfortunately this pool is also the ending pool for a big viking boat ride, and as this big boat comes down a slide I say out loud "Well that fat kids a goner" but the boat missed him. i know i didn't start a new dream but this dream changed scenes. I ended up with a bottle of vodka (Smirnoff again!) and a 2 litre bottle of Lemonade. Me and Tara (my girlfriend had disappeared along with the themepark) had mixed the lemonade and were drinking shots of this mix in school in the undercroft (covered area for seniors) she was telling me how she was already drunk of one shot, and i told her that i wasn't feeling it. I hid the bottle under the table/bench we were sitting at and we continued to shot the lemonade/vodka mix. Mrs Principal walked up and asked me why i was early coming back from East Timor, i stood up and told her thatshe was silly and i didn't go to east timor. When i stood up though i knocked over the table thing and she saw the Vodka. Then i was back in time, with a bottle of vodka and lemonade still at school, but i couldn't find tara to play the drinking game with. I found shaun and he had shots of lemonade/vodka with me. We saw Emily and Sharleigh from my rollcall and invited them to play but they declined. This frustrated me because i really wanted some girls to play. I then knew Mrs Principal was going to come and talk to me again like she did last time, but this time when she asked why i was back early from east timor i got "I had to go back early coz i was so sick" "Let me guess, you had AIDS" she said sarcastically, knowing that kids joke about having AIDS all the time. "Nope, i got syphillis, my brain is degenerating as we speak" she rolled her eyes and walked away. Shaun thought i was a legend for saying stuff like that. Then i woke up.

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Last night I attempted a cross of MILD and HILD. At first I was telling myself that "Tonight i am going to have a very long and very vivid lucid dream, which i will recall in the morning." followed by "within my dream, I will find my dream guide" As i got sleepier and continued this. Then once i was really tired I told myself that when i count to ten my feet would be really heavy. Then i would count to ten and then they would fall asleep. Same thing working my way from feet, lower legs, upper legs, lower torso, upper torso, hands, arms. I then had a curious feeling in my feet, almost like i had no feet and i tried to move them and i couldn't. my first SP, i tried to move my arms, only they did move and all that hard work was wasted. I went back to MILD, but no success. Grandpa driving a car, we pull over on the side of the road to look for coins. We open our doors and fin one dollar and two dollar coins. I place them in the pockets behind the front seats. We drive away, going past the drive of my old home. We see an old lady walking up and down the driveway, and we recognise her because she was the woman mum is suing. (Mum hasn't got litigation against anyone, i never seen this woman in my life) She's walking up and down waiting for my mum, they were meant to have a meeting but mum is distracted by some people at the house. I pull out an old mobile phone, that has one of those retractable antenna and i try to call mum. It doesn't work, so we pick up the old woman. We have storage boxes in the car, because we are moving into the old lady's house, but she doesn't recognise us and just asks us to take her home (shich she won't be having for long) After this weird dream i woke up, and attempted FILD again. started getting splashes of colour behind my eyelids and my first auditory hallucination (A weird mewing, for about three seconds) but then i was too surprised by how odd the sound was and it failed. I went back to sleep naturally. Looking down a big hill in sydney, four lanes of main road in sydney, with no traffic whatsoever. I steal a minibike from a car dealers and ride down the hill. Playing an arcade game involving two hundred little baby chickens and me throwing them into a basket. They were all toys. My laptops screen breaking off from the HD and keyboard thing. It still worked when i pushed down but i was really pissed. Me in a red car. My last dream is really graphic, and i would prefer not to put it on here lest people get the wrong idea about me and don't want to associate with me. There are no victims in this dream, it's just me with something strange happening, and someone in the next room. If i work up the guts this arvo i'll write it down and trust you people won't think i'm weird coz i had a weird dream.

[snoozer]

Just for the record i am an extremely devoted and loving boyfriend, but other girls being in my dream is a regularly occuring dream sign and i don't like it. Me and a fugitive (male) hiding behind a house with capguns Me and stephanie (not my girlfriend ) having crazy passionate sex in the lotus position (both of us sitting up). we are both fully naked but i feel no pleasure and slip into the next dream. The police are coming and i'm somewhere in sydney. mum has to lock grandpa's car. Me and three other girls, (this time my girlfriend included and her two friends) are outside at my old property (another dream sign..) in the gulley next to the driveway, walking up the creek. we are looking for the first harry potter book. we come by to some big rocks in the creek so we sit down with our legs in the water. (not cold though). Meg (not my GF) moves upstream because she has to pee, and she pees in the water. This seems normal to people but i react and say it's disgusting to pee upstream, and i climb out, and they all follow. I look downstream and i see a group of brightly coloured boys hiking up the stream, which i find hilarious and i tell meg they'll be getting her present any minute. [fragment missing] we are balancing on stacks of books in some weird library. I find a harry potter book, and i read it and it says "Harry Potter Four" I tell the girls (also on stacks of books) but they say we're looking for number one. I look at the cover again just to be sure and it still says "Harry Potter Four" (so there goes and accidental reality check. damn it). there's librarian that looks about ten years old and she tells me that we are walking like thieves. no lucids in ages. I was trying just WILD last night, but i couldn't even count to 100 without falling asleep. I'd just get distracted along some train of thought then blammo, there goes my opportunity. I don't seem to do any reality checks in my dreams, my previous DILDs were just a random realisation.

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Me and my girlfriend in the loft of a hayshed, on my double bed. Nothing sexual, just laying down talking. She has a baby bunny, a grey fauny colour. It was trying to crawl under me so i had to lift myself up so it wouldn't get squashed. we put it back in it's cage but it escaped through the bars so we caught him and put him back, but now he couldn't escape(?)

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I remembered it all this morning, but i was staying at my girlfriends so i didn't get it into my dream journal. Now i can't remember a darn thing. Oh well. Don't expect any posts here for a while, probably not until monday.

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This was the kinda of dream i've been waiting for. It was huge!! too much to write in my dream journal online, so i've gotten up at 6:20 right now to get as much as possible down. i woke up at three then went back to bed (WBTB) Started non lucid on some walled beachfront looking for gold. turns out i'm with pirates and we are killing guards along a wall. Then i'm with shaun in a dark carpark, talking about how funny it'd be to walk up to people and scream at them. I get on a Motorbike with jason, and he goes to take me to my apartment. Along the way he crashes but i'm fine. Something about giving dean from supernatural his dvd. Also something about evil clown book. Then i'm at sum weird apartment, and i've become fully lucid. so clear thinking it was friggin amazing. I stepped outside and noticed it was dark. I didn't want to try to hard to change it, but i hat night time in my dreams. I decided i'd drive to where it was daylight, so i pulled a small square from my pocket and threw it on the ground. it was an inflatable ferrari (same red one as in my first lucid) I got in and sped away real fast (I still had to change gears ) The whole adventure was friggin huge. at parts i'd loose lucidity, end up in a situation and then become lucid and try to get out. the whole thing felt like more than an hour so i'm just doing a long list of keywords. My old place, escaping some girl, running up a hill. to slow at running in my dreams so i said, fuk it, i'm goku, and i was racing krillin up this huge cliff at super speed. i was trying to race the sun as well to make it daylight again, we ended up so high up that i grabbed the moon, it was the size of a basketball and stopped glowing when i grabbed it. a cat was there so i threw it at the cat. kinda lost lucidity but made my way back down and saw two koalas running up the hill and became lucid again. two people at the house hiding me from the girl. they forge note saying i had to leave and send me up the hill again. I decide to run down the driveway. Now i'm in a small mart and the girls at the counter talking to the people lying for me. i'm ducking behind aisles before running out the front. the front door opened into a fire exit, but i still know i'm dream so i jump down the middle all the way to the bottom. it opens up into a carpark, and this bald guy is there. I am fully aware still, and i say "Take me to *Girlfriends* dreams. I see a door that says access and go through, but as i passed the threshold i lost lucidity. *Note: this dream was so freaking huge and amazing and i was aware for mot of it. some parts i got really scared, i was lucid when i was locked in a small room with a dead ghost girl, i knew it was a dream, but i freaked out. I started screaming and spun around, it feels so amazing to spin around, it felt like super speed. I did this about three times through the dream to keep lucidity. I fucking love this shit.

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Three science beakers in shirt pocket Chinese man with pistol wanting to swap Action hero named john howard Mystery, year 9 girls. Horrible dream recall, no doubt directly affected by the large amount of alcohol consumed on friday night. and ClouD, i'm sorry for annoying you in the chat room.

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I am in roll call, but i'm in an art room and the principal is my roll call teacher. I'm sitting next to a girl in the year above me. She tells me she needs money so she can buy grog for all the people on her list. She shows me a scrappy piece of paper with names of people and the grog that they want. I give her two $50 notes out of my wallet. The Principal sees me pass something to the girl and i "know" she thinks it's drugs, so i hold my face below the table and do a really good impression of drinking warm milo from a straw. She yells and me and goes nuts, and i get all mad and yell at her. She ends up chasing me around a verandah (the same verandah in my dream about Will Smith). I'm outside on top of a huge hill, and i can see rough aussie hills all around me. I recall being chased by the principal and iam aware that it was a dream, but i don't recognise being in a dream. I yell out cooee really loudly, and it echoes around ten times throughout the hills, but it doesn't echo the last syllable, it echoes the whole cooee really loudly for the ten times. I then run further up the hill and meet my mate Alex, and we eat lollies from a party mix bag. We are near a high cliff and there is water below that we are going to jump into. (like 300 metre high cliff btw) I take off my shoes but then i wake up. I was attempting WILD but no success last night.