Thread: Joshie's Dream Journal

This is my dream in order of how I remember it but if you read the story it's kind of interlinks.
02/01/2009

Top Spin Rock (Dream 1)
I come accross a cliff and decide to jump off it with my teammates, a baby and some other guy, we use a parachute to get down to the beach below, and we have to use rope to help edge us down the last few feet, we get to the beach and all of a sudden it turns in to a short bit of woods, we walk further on and then we are suddenly sat on the highest row of rock with lots of people below us, there is people on the beach, one row, another row then ours, us being the highest up. I see someone from my school and tell them to take their shirt off. I then say that the tide is coming in and will wipe out the people on the beach and so it did. I then say it's getting stronger and will wipe out the next row and so it did. I then said it will wipe out the row below us and never us but get our feet wet in 5 seconds, the water would keep rising but it would take a long time, and eventually the rocks would start swinging. After the water kept bashing the rock all of a sudden overhead restraints appeared as if we were on a top spin ride at a theme park. The water kept bashing and we would swing further and further until eventually it flipped over and we were heading for the ocean, then I decided to hold my nose cos I didn't want to drown, but when I hit the water, I remembered I was dreaming then let go, then I forgot I was dreaming and didn't hold my nose still anyways, then eventually the part i was on decided to spin in a weird way and it became me sliding on a rock down through crevices and all sorts then eventually it turned in to a go kart, leading me in to dream 2.

Go Kart University (Dream 2)
n this dream it started off fairly simple, I was just racing around a track on a go kart, with some friends from school, accross rough terrain and woods, I was then losing by miles so decided to find a better car so I went backwards down the track and went in to a place where there were cars, in each car there were people so I couldn't take them plus I don't have a driving license. I then get showed some future karts but I don't take them. I was outside but now the place is all of a sudden in doors, my lecturer says that the cars are all full and I can't have them cos I don't have a drivers license, he also asks where I am off to. I just walk on and turn left in to a restaurant there are lots of tables and I sit down with some friend who happens to be from Eastenders. I start rearranging the tables so that we have more space to sit and then we eat. Next minute I decide to walk off and then it would link to dream 1

Devil's Advocate (Dream 3)
This one is fairly simple and quite interesting for me at least. It started off with me being chased by some creature, like in a game I tried to escape through a hole but 3 times it caught me, then I had a teammate and we made it through to the other end of the small crawl tunnel but the monster caught us, next time we tried and we made it without being caught, we then climbed up the edgeface and were faced with a pit, we had to cross it, and so we did, we used some rope and some odd techniques. Then next part we had to climb up this tower, by now I had another team mate, my team mates were Will Smith and Verne Troyer. We then saw that we had to collect 4 things from the washing line thing that was high up so had to get accross some how, I decided to do some things that I can't remember but it meant they elevated us high enough, Will Smith then dove off the edge and hit a bounce square that launched him on to the line. He eventually caught hold of the 4 things and we got through to the next 'level'. In this part there was an evil creature kind of hot though, I'd say he was the devil , first part we just talked to him and while they were gone I made the hottie have sex with me and I did him first then him me, then next he told us the only way to escape was for us to run all the shops and get at least 10 customers in them and 1000 creatures on the floor. I opened a wank shop lol. Offering to give free wanks, we then discovered that all the visitors were in fact bugs and although I was going to none of the bugs were happy the bad guy told me to open a pub and thne they were all happy, I had 25 million customers in my shop and then manged to beat the guy, we then asked if we needed to free the hotwheels cars and he said no, the ground then became water and we swam to a rigging and the two guys above me got pulled up and I was down there, the evil guy used magic to get me up the cliff surface and all the digimon characters were there, we dusted our selves off, said well done and walked along down past the area and eventually it would lead in to dream 1 again....

Oh I remember a bit about my old headteacher and some sort of assembly from one of my dreams the other night

03/02/2009


I found it realllllly hard to sleep last night and I kept thinking I was having false awakenings but they kept ending up being real awakenings so I didn't get much sleep therefore I don't remember much of my dreams but I remember one.

My Life flashes before my eyes
Basically I was this incredibly Hairy guy who had no prospects or looks or anything and was being lazy around university, I'd walk around the campus, then one day I was told to stay behind after the assembly. I was then sent to see someone and they said that they were kicking me out, and I was like oh no, no, please, no, then they said, only joking but this is your last chance, I then went on a walk with them and we had a little chat about things, next thing as I know it, he's walked me home lol. Then I arrive at a house and knock on the door and it happens to be the home of lulu, she answers the door and tells me to go away, she is in a nightgown with some man on the stairs, I then walk past her house and there is a metal gate, I see kids swinging through it and I try but I can't get through one way because I am far too fat. I try the other way but I can. I then realise I need to change lol. I then walk around past the gate and get to the other side of the playground I then hop on a skateboard and start singing (VERY WELL, like a proffessional) I take this skateboard and song down a hill as I am travelling down this hill 4 years have passed, I've lost my hair and that's that, I then find myself in a car and am driving through Pensylvannia, I find myself with my first boyfriend and we hop on to the waltzers and have sex while the crowd watches us lol. The police then arrive and we quickly hop in to our car to make a quick getaway. We drive fast and then we are suddenly running up a steep hill. We then come to a dark forest and there are no lights whatsoever but two children are there and they try to help us, they shine lights to show us the way, it's now a monster rather than the police chasing us through these woods, at first every step I would take would move me 1cm but then I decided to just imagine the floor moving faster as well as me moving and I moved along quicker eventually, but not that much, when the monster was closing in I slowed down and had this problem again, I saw the edge by the river where I believed I could hide so as not to be seen I tried to get there but it was taking ages, I eventually managed to get down and tried to hide but the monster was following me, I then clambered accross some rocks only holding on to handles in the rock face, the monster decided not to come down the rocks, he could see my only escape was to hold on to a tree and climb up, as I was reaching the end of the fallen tree over the river the monster cut the tree, I managed to get to the edge and escape the forest. I go down out of the forest and I am now in a city, I am now increasing in age and I am now 30. I come accross a house where I now live, in there are three children, my partner that I had sex with the gay guy I left after four years and now I have three children with a lesbian, Timmy, Jessie and Science. We had sex to have the children and I believe she was ginger . Next minute I am in a car park back in my youth about to attend a different university I am looking for my bags and all sorts of stuff but cannot find them, I find them in my mum's car, other stuff about this dream I don't really remember, anyways I go in to the university and try to find my room but I cannot as I do not have an id with the universty or my password and I don't know what room number or block I am in. My nan is there and she runs the place lol, and she tells me that maybe I should come back again in two months, She'll arrange working in this primary school for me. I then tell her that it's like March or something and I don't move in until September and then I wake up.
God knows why I'd name a child 'Science'

04/02/2009

I reallly don't remember all that much to be be honest except being by a lake/river with a waterfall then going over to a shower to have sex with each member of a rat family lol. Then I'd be chased by this rat family up a mountain and up some stairs in to a kitchen where my brother was, they then became different animals as we continued up we then came out of a cupboard and there were ducks a dog and a pig, I went in to my old small room and tried to teach them to use the computer, I then realised I was dreaming and remember I needed to find cupid, I called for him but nothing, I asked a DC but still they came back with nothing, i then span cos i was losing it, I told them to look again, I then said Cupid is behind the curtains and looked but nothing, it was night and i tried to make it day but nothing, I then woke up

Another dream had something about a hill, I was with someone but I can't remember who, I think we went past a pond as well, details completely forgotten.