Thread: Banana's Dream Thingies

13.07.2009

Ouch (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

SEMILUCID
I was at sungha jungs house and i went to this plaza type place. i looked around and sungha came out of a store. i walked around and saw some guy and he started to try to pick a fight and i just brushed him off. i walked over and saw Taran(asshole) walking around. i called a few guys over and i said i saw him beat up a girl 5 minutes ago. they beat the shit out of him. i love loopholes. then i walked into a store and i think me and sungha were robbing it or something. i was standing there and i didnt have a gun or anything. i was looking around when i felt a sharp pain in my leg. i had been shot. i looked around and there was a gun on the table i picked it up and another guy shot me in the same leg. it still hurts from the other one. this pain was so real. ive never been shot before but it hurt pretty bad. i grabbed the gun and shot him in the head. it was like a sawed off .38 Spec. i walked out and then i had a wierd thing in the place with a ghost or something. i dont really remember that but it was creepy.

14.07.2009

Zombies? No? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fuzzy

My brother (i think) was mentally retarded. i dont remmeber alot. i was in some girls office and she was paranoid of zombies. i didnt lock the door, so she got all mad. zombies starting coming in and we were shooting them and stuff. It sucks that i dont remember much. then we were outside and when i was opening a safe, my mom woke me up

15.07.2009

Flying again (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Im not sure how i got lucid in this one.

I was going around town(i was in a city) and gaining momentum my skipping, and on every end skip i push forward really hard. its a great way to get places.then i went up on this hill and went back down. i was walking around and i tried floating(by jumping and pulling my legs to my chest) it usually doesnt work 100%. usually i either fall after a bit or i can just go straight. this time i tried going up.(i was in a room) and i almost hit the ceiling. i tried using my hand to point where i wanted to go and it worked. i manuevered out the door and i woke up.

17.07.2009

Bacon Crisp (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at lunch at school and i looked around and JT was sitting over at another table. he came over and i started talking to him. he said something about bacon and 10 minutes later i made a joke and was like "just like your mom(or something like that). burned to a bacon CRISP!" and then i saw a thing and it said BACON CRISP with effects all around the CRISP. then i went to the store(the owners were mexican). they were all out of lunch but still had some dessert. they were almost out. i was going to go buy some and some girl bought the last one. it was a pack of sugar cubes. i dont remember much after that and then i woke up.

18.07.2009

Pink (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i wass in a van and i was driving somewhere. some guy was driving. there was a girl sitting in the passenger seat. there wa one in the ack with me. and there was one in the very back. i worked out a deal with each one without the other knowing to see their boobs. we got out and one was trying to bribe me by being like "oops" and her top almost coming down. then one side came down. then she just took off her top. that was nice. then the other did. i dont remember that one. but the third one caught on and didnt do it. we were out somehwere and it was foggy when we came in but it wasnt now and that was why G2 wouldnt show. the next thing i remember was being in a house with some girl and she was investigating something. she was yelling at this guy because she found the missing girls saliva on his microphone. he said he had ordered a mortar through it and didnt know how the spit got on there. the next thing i remember was being in the same house but with the girl and her mom. we looked down the hall and some guys with masks were coming down. i went up stairs and there were some more guys. i went on the top floor and jumped outside. there were like 800 trooper guys shotting at the house. i was in the middle of the guys. i hid behind a wall and judo chopped oneguy in the neck. i jusmped on the other one cause he saw me and i through him over the wall at some guys. i killed one more dude then went back inside. the same kind of thing happened and the girl said she had ordered a mortar at the house. we all went up the stairs. they caught us on the stairs and said "if you try anything well kill her" and one guy was talking so fast i had no clue what he was talking about. so we went. then were were like in the Left 4 Dead HQ/mall place. there were signs saying "things can go pink fast" i have no idea what that menas. i was with my mom and we were walking down. (i think i realised i was dreaming at this point) my cousin came up and tryed to slap me but i caught his arm(i had had this part before) we walked in the store and were going to buy Halo3. i asked how much the hidef cost and he said 70-80 dollars. i said thats a fuck load and said well get the regular. then we went outside.my mom was gone and i saw a douchebag i know from school and his brother. he said something i started yelling "you wanna fucking fight, bitch!?" and i kicked him in the face. then i layed down and i thought i woke up cause my mom said to wake up. she aid that i could have the rest of the Carls Jr burger. i got up and was sitting there remember the whole dream cause i was going to write it down. it was so good in memory. i heard a song in the Background and about 5 seconds into typing the music stopped and everything went black. it was an FA. so i had to remember the dream all over again and i didnt get any carls JR.

At some point there was a guy and there were fuzzy spike things going out the window in his room. and he said if the person who put their head in could fit it, thier pant size was too big.(i couldnt remember when this was)

18.07.2009

Dr. Wong (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dont remember the first part but the end was pretty clear.

Eddies sister got raped and killed. we dont know who did it.

we were drivng over to this guy Dr. Wong's place c uase he was supposed to help us. He said he was an accountant and stuff. he was kinda shady.we were drivng down and there was a unicorn on the side of the street. then, a few cars drove bye. tthen the jeff gordon car drove bye. i said "yes thats fucking awesome. a fucking unicorn AND jeff gordon on the street" we walked up the street and we had some sensor thing except it looked like a clearwire moddem. there were a few houses up there eddie went in. he came out 10 seconds later with this "wtf holy shit" look on his face. then someone said that someone broke all his stuff. all of it. then i yelled for him to go get something off my floor(i dont remember what) and then i woke up.


im pretty sure that dr. wong killed and raped his sister

18.07.2009

Burgler (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up out of bed and went out in the hallway. my brother had fallen asleep with the light on. my sister came out of his room with another cheap toy cellphone. i went and told my dad because he was in the kitchen and he said that those cellphone toys are fucking stupid. my brother woke up and said he was afraid of someone breaking in. i told him that if they were to break int he would bust down the door or bust a window. my dad said "why cant they go through the air vent?" i said "because its 6 inches wide" "so? (blank) went through it"

then i had another false awakening that i dont remember

19.07.2009

Front Flip (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in walmart and my friends ran in to the left section. i ran in and the wind caught behind my jacket and made me do a front flip. i was like "wtf?" i walked over to the game section and looked around. then i woke up.

20.07.2009

??? (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in some town and i figured out i was dreaming. there was some thing that was really scary an dangerous. i tried flying up and i flew up about 10 feet before falling again. i climbed on this one roof and i dont remember what happened next. then i was in some thing with like wood houses/boxes and there were pedophile priests trying to kill me. i was running around and i hit one on the head with a broom. there was another guy that i was running from. i tried hitting him with the broom but it broke and then it gets all fuzzy.

21.07.2009

Anchor (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was going to some town with some poeple and we flew in on a space ship(ino rite?) and they were doing stuff and i think some girl dumped some guy. then we were up on some place and we couldnt get through cause there was a fence. i asked for a cup of coffee and some cop cam over and beat it out of my hand. then we were standing on a boardwalk and some kids were fucking around with this little monkey and teh mom went ballistic and almost killed someone. then i woke up. i didnt deild cause i opened my eyes and rolled over. so i tried to anchor technique. i couldnt get the cellphone to work so i built a mental model of the death star and used that. after a few tries i was in the dream. i was in some house and it was dark. i walked down the hall and i got all paranoid and scared for a second. there was my friend and some dogs eating something at the end and i just walked past. i walked towards the door but it was a hallway. it had windows so i jumped through one. it was dark outside so i used that thing in "World Builder" to change the sun. i made it directly above. i started to walk over to this street and i started fading and thats when i woke up.

22.07.2009

Mall Killer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was a little fuzzy after i woke up.

I was at the mall and i was walking around. i ran into my ex-gf and her friend(her friend wants to slit my throat btw) and K(the friend) and J(her boyfriend) chased me around with a knife and tried stabbing me. this dream was very long but i dont remember any details other than that :p

22.07.2009

Flying Success (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So i WILDed in and i was in Portland on a bus. the next thing i rmember was being on that one level on Phsychonauts with the bullfighters. me JT, eddie, and N all walked around this thing. there were these lights that opened and had teeth when you went near them. i told JT they didnt bite and he got bit by 2 of them after poking them. they were slinging something at these tapestries with a huge slingshot. then we went into some bedroom.(this is when i realised that i WILDed and was dreaming) i started to feel fadey and i started rubbing my hands. i stayed in the dream. i walked over N and she gave me a bj. this was the first time i had successfully climaxed in a dream(but no wet sheets). I said it would be a cool idea to go to the Tokyo level in phsychonauts. my friends disappeared. i went out on the back balcony after messing with the lights and i used the sling shot to shoot my self into a flying headstart. it worked. i was at a good height and i was successfully flying and not gliding or losing altitude. i flew around the building and flew straight down. then i curved and started flying low to the groudn. i went under this tree with a picture of bill clinton on it and i dropped. i tried flying again for a few minutes but i couldnt. i was planning on flying over the water into the city. then i woke up.

23.07.2009

Sled (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in a shop in portland and i was looking around. i went to the far side and there were clothes everywhere and there were to big bottles on a desk. people were voting on who was better at guitar, me or some other guy. i think i won. i went to walk out of the store and i had that feeling. i did a reality check and i was dreaming. i walked outside and there was Elis D driving this yellow wierd car/thing and i walked up and asked for the time. i was like "get out" and held my hand up like a gun. (like an upright L). he got out and i got in. it turned into a slide or something and i slid down this big hill. that was pretty fun. i walked back up and my hair was in my eyes. i tried pushing it back but it stayed and was destabilizing the dream i woke up DEILDded and walked back in the store. i dont remember what happened next. but i woke up like 2 minutes later.

24.07.2009

Anthony (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in my aunts house(not really her house) and i was with my friend. he was talking about vultures and abraham lincoln. i went in the bathroom and my aunt was putting up shower curtains. i tried making the grudge chick appear but it didnt work. i walked outside and went to the next house. i looked around.(i had to deild multiple times during this dream due to instability.) the next thing i remember was being on an airplane. i was walking around and i got an idea. i walked over to the door. an di jumped out. we were pretty high. i fell for a good 5 minutes. then i simply hit the ground with no impact or anything. there were some other skydivers that had landed there. and i think i was outsiode what i assumed was NY City. flew into the city. i didnt want to fly there because apparently i didnt want people to freak out. i walked over to this small little place and someone was about to play a concert. like a very small concert. i tried using some World Builder things. first i made like a disc. i chucked it. then i made a box a few times. then i tried taking a picture and it didnt work. RHCP came on and i tried taking a picture lots more times and it didnt work. as i was walking away i was like "Dammit" and i turned around and Anthony was walking right behind me. i gave him a high five. i was going to try to get a picture with him and this chick i was with but he took off. then i started walking away and me and my friend were talking about something. we walked around for a minute and then i woke up

26.07.2009

EverClear (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in what i am assuming my aunts town in Seaside and a huge HUGE camel thing started walking across the other side of the street(i have no clue why i didnt RC) and i went over the look at it. but it disappeared. i then went to the park and EverClear was playing there. i went up the watch them and it was pretty cool. then i went back to my aunts house. i went outside later and there was the camel again. i went over and looked up at it and i made a balls joke. then i went to see everclear again at a different park. i think i saw them one more time but i dont remember the details. then i went to England(some-fucking-how). i saw them again. someone gave me a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons looking things(apparently i thought it was British Money) i asked the British girl i was with to tell me how much i had. i think she said it was about 4 dollars American. i think i woke up right there.

27.07.2009

420 (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my grandma's and i think i went and got some weed from someone. it might have been from the internet. i went and smoked it at the thrift store. then i was at my friends house. they had a bunch of body pillows. we were hanging out and getting stoned. i walked around and i faded out. i deilded back in a did a reality check. i walked around and grabbed a few body pillows and tried flying with them. none worked. i went outside and i was outside my grandma's house. i started walking down the street and i used my technique to gain some speed. so i was running down the street and i hit the corner, lost some speed, but carried on. i drove by a few hippie buses and i was trying to find some place. i went to someones house and asked where that place was they told me down the street. they started talking about their dog and stuff. i walked down the stret and this lady'd dog went out the gate. she said that she needs a new gate. then a fly landed on my face and i woke up.

28.07.2009

Water (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in what i was assuming was NY and i dont much remember the first part but when i was driving out to the place we were driving over a huge pile of garbage and i just had socks on. apparently we werent even in a car. it was ian invisible one. i stepped in the garbage and it was gross. there were like dead gophers under the garbage. then we walked out in the outdoors i was trying to light stcks on fire by snapping my fingers. it worked. my hands were in the fire and it burned for a secnond then went away. i was standing on this trail and there was a lake in front of me. it was about 4 feet down to the water. i felt a strong breeze and the water rose. it started splashing huse waves. then water on the other side got really violent. the water was almost up to where we were and i jumped in to swim over to a higher point. when i got there it had all calmed down. then it gets all fuzzy and i woke up

i need to borrow some of your lucids man....i've been on a dry spell. you think it's do to that omega 3 you've been taking?

i dont think its the omega 3
i had all these lucids without any aids.

i jus tstarted taking omega 3 2 days ago

29.07.2009

Garbage Bag Baby (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

there was much more to this dream but i forgot the majority of it.

we were in a house and we had a baby. i think a zombie thing came in and we threw the baby outside in a garbage bag. then someone came in and had a bunch of trashbags over them. i ran outside and ran down the road to the park. i got there and was looking around and then i woke up.

30.07.2009

Haircut (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was at my house and i walked out into the front room and someone was playing my guitar. my dad pulled me into the bathroom and i asked if mariah was playing my guitar. he said it was Ibll Bailey(stepuncle). i got pissed and punched the wall, leaving a huge hole. my dad walked out and i looked in the mirror. i had gotten a haircut. i had a false memory of a haircut and i stood there for a minute just grabbing my hair and going "NOOOO!" then i woke up.

01.08.2009

Leah (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

it was dark and me, my dad and his GF were driving out in the middle of nowhere by a creek. L was sitting on a pier thing and we drove past her. i somehow got out of the car and realised i was dreaming. i flew over to where she was and she was gone. i flew back to shore and it gets fuzzy after that.

01.08.2009

ZOMBEHZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at some hill and there was a gate and there were zombehs coming through it. i used my hand as a gun and just fired at them. after about 10 seconds i started to see the bullets and hear the gun. i killed the zombies and then turned around. S was sitting on a bench behind me. except she was blonde, and hotter(as girls are usually hotter than normal in my dreams). i tried taking off her pants but she said no and then i destabilized. i DEILDed back in and she was gone. but there were more zombies so i killed them. then i woke up again.

01.08.2009

Terry (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in an apartment and my Uncle Terry came in through the window. i did a relaity check and i was dreaming. i explained all the RC and stabilize things. he got Oso to kill Poppy(dogs). that was interesting. i was going to go out the door but it was blocked. so i went out the other one. we were down in a diner/resaurant place. i went to put my finger in a candle but it went out. i found a big candle and stuck my thumb in. it hurt just like it may have in real life but not really as harmful. so that was fun and i found terry and he was arguing with some people over something. i got destabilized and woke up.

01.08.2009

Fingers (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was back in the apartment building and i could hear people talking about a birthday party. i got up out of bed and did reality check just to make sure. i breathed through my nose then looked at my hand. i had 6 fingers on my right hand. that was interesting. i was going to climb out the window but i woke up right before i jumped out.

02.08.2009

More Zombehs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in some persons house. i washed their dishes and this house looked just like one ive either been to IRL or in another dream. the wife and husband got all obsessive compulsive and clean the dishes all down to the last detail. then i got on these 2 HUGE bunkbeds. there were 3 ropes going up to the top. an xp an hp and an mp rope(idk). zombies started coming in but i was killing them with something. i was hitting them in the head with a metal blowgun. a little later my friend showed up. then kurt cobain and the early Dave Grohl showed up. then started playing guitar and stuff. i wass till killing zombies and such. later, kurt shaved his head when the zombies started climbing the ropes. he smashed some skulls with his guitar(a les paul, i believe). then after killing a bunch of zombies i fell down. there was a single zombie downn there and i stabbed them in the jugular. they started to bleed and kept after me. i stabbed them in the other one. didnt phase them. they stopped and said their name was Mrs. ------(i cant remember the last name) and i closed my laptop and told my friend i quit(apparently i was playing a game). then i woke up and had to turn on my light cause im freaked out.

02.08.2009

IRL Cheats (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in walmart or something with a few people i dont know. we were walking around and we got some pizza. i asked one of the guys if he had any IRL cheats. he said yea and then he told me the code. my PS2 controller had 7 buttons. he said "Down, Up, Triangle, Octavarium.." and i was like "Which button is octavarium?". we went on eating pizza and then i did a reality check and i was dreaming. i walked outside and started flying. i had a little bit of trouble but i eventually got it pretty good. i flew around the parking lot and the actor from Step-Brothers who played Dale was chasing me taking pictures of me. I was outside of our highschool running from Dale and i picked up a piece of paper to try to make it taste like chocolate. it didnt work. i ran to my aunts car then ran the other way. there was a large lot of just a few flowers and dirt. i flew across with difficulties. there was a large fence on the other side that i climbed. there was a fat guy on a mountain bike and he climbed the fence and rode up the hill. i figured i run up the hill and jump off. i got pu to the top and my friends had guns and were goiing on a hunt or something. i didnt really care so i took off and tried flying. it didnt work too well. i was back at the bottom and the fat guy was on top of the fence fly fishing for bugs. i dropped my line and i tried catching a cockroach. it didnt work. i woke up and DEILDed. I was back at the top of the hill but it was nighttime and my friends were still there. i took off and tried flying down the mountain and it worked sort of this time. there was wind and it was making me go sideways instead of straight. i tried using the World Builder tool to make it day time but i woke up.

03.08.2009

Pool (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i dont remember much but i think it went like this

I was at someones place and there were a few girls there. the girls all jumped in the pool and pulled their shirts off. 2 girls went 69 and that was fun to watch. after they were done(about a minute) i went to go try to dive into the pool. ive never dove into a pool before so i was cautious. i dove in successfully and held my breath with my eyes closed under the water until i would float to the surface. i didnt float. i took a breath and i disappeared and was in my bed. i had woken up.

03.08.2009

Mall2 (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some pizza place and it was a party for my aunts whatever Bday party. we had some pizza and i happened to have eyedrops in my pocket. i pu tthem in the fridge and my cousin saw me take them out. he got all mad and told my dad. i hid them in a chair and i got off the hook. then we were at a mall and a bunch of people were doing a huge thing for her. Paul came up and started being a fag and stuff and we all told him to GTFO. then i walked into a store and 3 dudes stole my laptop. i asked Cr where they went and she just smiled. i threatened to throw her off the side and she ran off. i think i did a reality check somewhere arounde here. i jumped off the side and landed on one hand to show off. i walked up the escalator and started pushing people off. some girl asked me why i was doing it. i said "Cause its a dream, bitch!". i went over and some boss guy(like video game boss) was sitting in a throne by the stairs. i walked past and he started trying to attack me. he eventually turned into master cheif. he was in the store and i was outside and he turned around to go back to some chick. she disappeared and appeared next to the door and she didnt have a shirt on. she was all grabbing her tits and stuff. she said that they were His tits and not hers. then she let go of them and said they were her tits. then she disappeared and i started fighting this guy. he was full master chief now and even had an energy sword. i had a pistol and was firing at him and it didnt do much. i ran back to some security dudes that were sleeping and grabbed a big rifle. i didnt go into video game mod this time(yay) and i was firing at him. i didnt actually have to reload, just cock the gun. so it took a few clips before i killed him. i then walked away and saw B. i walked up after stabilizing and i pulled down her shirt and i woke up. DEILD. i went over to some place and B was on the phone with my friend and she was giving her directions to here. she showed up and said sorry for all the other times. i stuck my hand down her shirt and i got a good 3 seconds in before i woke up for good.

At some point in this dream i was talking to someone about sexual orientation. and how she was a lesbian. But i didnt know when that happened.

04.08.2009

2x (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and Jeff double teamed some chick.

thats all i remember.

04.08.2009

Turret (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on a turret and i wasnt in VG mode. i was shooting some people on the other side of a road who were in the attics of some houses. i was like in some kind of game but idk. i was shooting and the gun was wierd. to fire, i had to pull up. and i was trying to fire and aim and it was hard. i went down by some barrels and i reloaded my pistol or something. i went up and it gets blurry after that.

06.08.2009

Flying Car (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was out in ome woodsy place off a road and me, jeff, and some other guy were out there. they had a flying mini car and said i should try it.i jumped in and they gave me a push start. i started flying in it and there wa a control for Decompressing(it worked like NOS). i was flying around for a bit and i lost my speed and landed. i had to have them start me again. i started up and flew down the woods and landed by a building. i think my car crashed in the river cause i jumped out. we went inside this place and there was some food. Hamburger Helper. Coookies. and osmething else. we ate some food and ten we talked to some chick about something. then i think i woke up.

07.08.2009

Gum (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in some place and i was crrying a fish somewhere. i dropped it. then i had my uncle carry it. we were in a van and i had my laptop. i got out and went into this building. i walked by this nasty shower and willy(my shithead dog) ran out of the shower soaked. and he had my lap top in his mouth. it gets fuzzy after that. the next thing i remember was being on a track(like that you run around). and i was having a hard time staying in the dream. i woke up, DEILDed, and was back at the track. there were some signs on the fence that siad stuff(i cant remember now) and i was looking away and looking back just to see what they would change to. the female gym teacher was making kids do pushups. i went inside and walked into the backyard-ish place. there were some people there. i walked over the the side of the bay. and started flying. i was flying around and i started to lose alititude. i went under water and all the noise canceled out. i quickly made it back up and the noise resumed(wind, etc). i started trying to do flips. i managed to do like a 2/3 front flip. i had an FA and was looking on my computer. my cousin apparently posted a half pic of his dick. a bunch of people commented. i commented and said niceO__O. i walked outside and walked bback inside and i remembered seeing a thing of gum. i grabbed the piece of gum and it didnt taste all that great. i walked over to the couch and started listening to some music. i woke up right then.

08.08.2009

Highschool (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was at some apartment and me and someone needed something. we went to a hospital and there was a kiosk in the middle of the parking lot. he needed a card and my friend went to go get one, but i remembered i had one. i handed him my medical card. he looked it over and said we could go in. i walked into the gym at the highschool and Over My Head by The Fray was playing over the speakers, i though "Yea, some ok music". i went to go sit next to my friend but i couldnt find him. Paul grabbed my head and said, "you ready? 3, 2, 1" i close my eyes and then he rubbed something on my nose(i thoought he was going to punch me). i cant really describe what it smelled like. kinda like candy but it burned my nose.i sat down on the bottom next to blade. i gave him knuckles. i leaned over the edge and saw taran had a sticker on his hair. yelled for him but he just walked away.i went to sit down at the very bottom. it was me and someone else. Ms. Vanfatshit was standing over by the door. there was a choir and they were going to do something. they said something about C R and me and the other guy were like *gags*(even though i want to bang CR). Ms Vanfatshit said we had to go sit up on the other bleachers. i walked up and sat by the guy i was sitting with before. ms vanfatshit said now i would have to do 20 jumping jacks with bags on my back. i didnt know what she was talking about. Brady said there were bags under the seats and i needed to do jumping jacks with them on my back. then i woke up.

08.08.2009

Fire Pole (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in portland riding in a car and its all fuzzy. the next thing i remember was being at a firestation or something. there was a large pole in the center and i was like "Hey, a stripper pole". my mom told me it was a fire pole. i dsid "its still a pole". i dont remember anything else.

10.08.2009

Dad (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was at home and my dad had a freak out. he was upstairs and throwing shit around. he came down as i was going to go lock my self in the bathroom and was back to normal. i showed him what he just did and he was amazed. he had got my little sister a cranberry water. i asked if he got me one and he kept asking something about it. i had to like explain to him something. then i felt my tooth was loose. i wiggled it a bit and it came loose. i went to pull it out and it pulled out all my bottom teeth excet a few on the righ thtat were still attached a bit. i freaked out and woke up

10.08.2009

Mom (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was apparently at my moms house(but i wasnt) and i was in bed with her and my sister(i dont have a sister) she woke me up cause i was moaning in pleasure and saying my sisters name(idk). i got up and went into the bathroom and took a nice hot shower. it was a really big bathroom and was nice. i went back out and i dont remember much after that.

10.08.2009

Jerry (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my house and i did a reality check because i was in a car or something and it was out of proportion. i went outside and it was night and it was raining. i tried flying but it didnt work. my cousin and some other teens were there. i put my hood on but decided to take it back off due to risks. we went down the road and i kept trying to fly but it didnt work. we walked past a playground and it gets fuzzy after that.

10.08.2009

Bar (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was bartending a bar or something. i got one dude some tequila. and then there was an old lady at the bar she asked for a "----" i dont remember what the name of the drink was but it was like 1/4 margarita 2/4 lemonade and 1/4 water. i made it as i was tlaking to some dude and he was pretyt cool. he said i had an order on that and i gave it to him. he said no not him. i remembered and i went to give it to the old lady. she said thanks and i went over to another seat where this guy and another guy were sitting at the bar. i made myself one of those "---" and it tasted pretty good. i should try making it in real life. i talked to them for a bit and got a few more drinks. we ordered some chinese food and it was tasty. i took the leftovers and went outside. my dad was there and it was really windy. he said "yea its pretty windy huh?" and then i got into the car and woke up.

16.08.2009

Asher (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dreamed about chat and that Gemetria was really Asher in disguise.

19.08.2009

Cock (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So i was in an airport and i dropped my bags and i saw someone run up to them and drop something. someone yelled "BOMB!" and i started alking away. someone told me to run so i started running. we got outside and my dad was there and he had a rooster. he walked up on a bridge where a bunch of middle eastern people were taking pictures. he turned into Jim Carrey and was like "Yea i just got this COCK today" and everyone turned around. some chick took my picture and we moved on. we took the rooster through this hallway that was outside and i walked away. i went back to my dad and he said that the cock died. he said he changed his camera to black and white and i said somehting about an episode of CSI. then i think i woke up

19.08.2009

Call of Gears (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was like in call of duty and gears of war mixed and i was like the camera. i was watching people play. some girl was getting shot at and she had a really bad cover so i told her to move. i dont remember much else.

19.08.2009

Car Jumps (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was watching like a tv in VG mode of some cool car jumps on a video game. and i swear ive seen 9/10 of the levels that were there.

20.08.2009

Paperplane (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in a store and i was with quite a few people and i dont remember much and i wish i remembered more cause this was a cool dream. i was walking around in the store and i grabbed a piece of paper. then we kind of transformed into a bunch of action figures or something. i went outside and we all hopped on teh paper. i did something and we started to tfly. we flew all the way to hawaii and then we talked to someone. i asked if they wanted to go to america and they said they didnt have to money. i pointed to the paper and they said no. then i talked to my mom or something and some kid wanted to sleep on the beach and we were setting up some blankets/weeds for him(idk) and thats really all i remember.

20.08.2009

Killin' Time (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was in like a half VG mode and it was kinda like call of duty. i was against the japanese and i ran over this river and shot some guy and blew his head off. i ran up to another guy and knifed him. then i ran into a hut and knifed a dudes head off. then some dude had a cannon and i knifed him. i chucked a grenade in the hut and it exploded. then i transported to a half Halo half bioshock place. i shot a few dudes, leaned in a dorr and took out a camera with my plasma pistol and shot some crawling turret thing. then i fell down and hit some blades on the ground a few times before i could make it through the door. then i shot another guy and i think i woke up.

20.08.2009

France Island (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was like the camera and we were taking over frances island. we took over the island and i hopped up on a tower and was standing on the balcony. there were a few more towers around. my aunt D was in one. Kromoh was in another. thats all i remember in terms of who was there. i looked around in the water and i was seeing random whales and stuff. then...... i looked over and there was a giant bird. im talking GIANT. like size of a house giant. i was like "What the fuck is that?" "a fucking Moltres?". i looked at Kromoh. "Kromoh, what the fuck is that thing?". then my aunt said i didnt need to have "fuck" in every sentence cause i would upset zack(idk who zack is). the bird flew over us and i dove in the place. i went to go back outside and i woke up.

21.08.2009

Bioshock OJ (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my school or something and i went in some room and there was some black guy(i thought he was OJ or something) and he was in his underwear and he was covered in blood and holding a peice of wood with a large nail through the middle. me and osmeone else were talking to him about something. then somehow when i wasnt paying attention he turned into a big daddy. he was in a plexiglass box and i was outside of it. i was talking to him and he was really just a lonely thing. Tara(anonymoose) came in and i told her that he wanted some new pictures of her(apparently she used to be black and he wanted some of those pics). some guys came and(i think one of them was Dr. Kelso from Scrubs). he came in and said something that pissed big daddy off. he broke down the door, sliced kelso in half. chopped another dudes head off(this was very bloody btw). some guy was a large fan apparently but big daddy crushed his foot. the guy looked at him and said "A-autograph..?" then the big daddy crushed his torso. then i was standing by the window and B and someone else were in bathing suits. i told them to take them off or something and they said to turn around. i turned around and they were changed into regular clothes. i was like "Damn!". i think i got naked for a second(this is non-lucid, mind you) and i got embarassed or something. i jumped out some window and there was a fence hallway outside with a gate on the left on bothe sides. J was on the other side and was saying some religious mumbo-jumbo. i went past that and thats really all i remember.

21.08.2009

Shopping (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was at the mall with Mo, B, Ae, and a guy who i dont remember specifically. i was walking around in some store and i was looking at the shirts and B was standing with me(i think we were holding hands). Ae was looking at dresses and i dont remember wha the others were doing. i remember going to the food court and getting a corndog and thats really all i remember.

21.08.2009

Clown D: (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i dont remember the beginning much but i think i DEILDed. i was on some road and i tried flying but it didnt work very well. then i remembered that i needed to use my eyes and mind. i got up to about 7 feet and fell back down. i went down to the beach and was still trying to fly. i went into the water and saw some fish and i think i said something in Russian. i saw this yellow shark with a lot of teeth and i tried going back on shore. i got back on shore and another one was chasing a little kid off the the side. the one chasing me didnt go very far though. i went to go back up the hill and some clown was chasing me now and he had knives. i grabbed them and chucked them all at him individually(there were 3 knives) i hit him in the head with the first one, the shoulder with the second and i missed with the third one. i dont remember much after that.

26.08.2009

Plants vs Zombies (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

the last 3-4 nights ive had non-distinct dreams about playing Plants vs Zombies. :p

29.08.2009

Mall333 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at some mall place and i dont remember much but i know i went into a store and my grandma was there and my cousin was there. i went outside and my friend eddie was there. i said hi and said i was going to wake up anyways(apparently i noticed i was dreaming at that moment but was too unstable to stay in the dream) i woke up immediatly.

30.08.2009

Desert Game (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

it started out in a night time run down fortress place but quickly turned into a day time desert with a base on both sides and all the pople at my school were playing. we had something around our necks to show we were play and i was playing. there was an icon that was an R and was red. when you grabbed it you became a "rabbit" but not really a rabbit. just able to jump high and run fast. so i ran in the enemy base and put something like a white plaid stocking or something and it was trailing behind me. i ran out and went over the dune(there is a large sand dune in the middle of the map. i jumped in a tank and tried killing a tank but got ran over. i went back to the base and grabbed another rabbit. i took off my socks and shoes cause the sand felt good(it was very nice ) i went over by the hill and Timmy(fag) said something to me. i told him that if he ever touches me. EVER. that i would kill him(and i yelled this). i ran back over to the base and tried going in but some guys saw me before i could sneak in. i ran back out. i found my stepsisters cousin A and we started playing as a little team. we went to some car garage(i think i figured out i was dreaming from a deild somewhere around here.) i started fading and A started counting in spanish and it kept me in. we went in the garage and i hopped on some starthing and some guy told me to get off. we went to go back outside and the gate was closed. i said why dont we go out the back. we opened the gate and it was a junkyard. i said no cause i felt as though someone would kill us if we went out there. wee went out the front and were bored of the game now. i said"lets just hop the fence, this isnt real" and we did. we went out in the junkyard and saw a church on the other side of a lake type thing. i think we had been there earlier in the dream but i dont remember. we went to go back in but i started fading. i deilded once or twice for a few seconds but something loud crashed outside my house and it took me out of rem.

03.09.2009

schoole (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i was walking in school with a bunch of other students and there was a crowd in the middle of the hall for some reason and i started trying to play the mision impossible themeon my guitar. i went in the bathroom and started playing guitar. when i came back out Matt and my Mom were looking for me. then Eric said something about laser tag and letting the kids use his pool. then i was like "oh thats nice of you" then i think i woke up.

04.09.2009

Flying fail AGAIN (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

i dont remember how i got lucid but i went outside and it was dawn and i tried flying and i just fell down and i remember i landed on my kneeds and i was wearing my jeans with holes in the knees.