Kangaxx's weird dreams

[Kangaxx]

So, due to a prerequisite for Jeff, i've created my first DJ. And my first dream: I'm on somekind of a 2-3 floor ship. There's about 20 people along with me. I can recall 3 field medics, my dad, and some black guy. Clearly 2 of the field medics are women, which are quite connected to each other. From somewhere i know this ship is American and we're sailing to do something against russians (Possible reference to the 40 year Man in the Moon?). The dream has a cutted part here. The dream returns me to a part when we already "defeated" the russian ship. The field medics are mending the people. I can remember that everyone says the same phrase, and it's all about their hand. After black guy repeats the phrase, one of the women jump out of the ship from the 2nd floor (suicide?), and a scream echoes to us from the 1st floor. The second field medic suicided. So, we return back into America (or Russia?), and we're meeted with shouts, sounding like: "You've ended the civil war!" (wtf?). We jump out of the ship and meet the people. The dream ends here. P.S. I know what's a civil war :p.

[Kangaxx]

This dream might be actually 2 dreams, im not sure: I was searching for something and i kept reading my old note books, when i saw a note book that was never there before. The title said: "A storm in space". The pages were also pretty strange. They were coloured in dark-purple, with a strange planet (which was also purple) in the middle. Latter pages get flipped upside down. As i was exploring the note book, i got sucked in and i appeared in the planet. The planet was pretty normal, aside from being gridded and being purple. Somewhere around there was a white table with white cups on it. As i began to explore everything, i got sucked in to the ship, which appeared from nowhere (seriously, this dream sucks). We instantly made a lift-off. An anouncer voice said something like: "The smart will survive". Bam, our oxygen is somehow getting sucked (AGAIN) out of the ship at a very fast rate. Some woman, which was on the ship tries to get oxygen from oxygen baloons, but it doesn't help. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Note: This dream contains a spoiler for Harry Potter 7 (lols) So, i'm sitting in what looks like a theatre, with red chairs (the aristocratic ones). There's lots of people around. Someone (possibly on the part where the acting is) says: "Tonks and Lupin..." I instantly jump up and say: Spoiler for SPOILER INCOMING: "Shouldn't you be dead?" Suddenly massive chaos begins, people are shouting, wailing, etc. I can see that Tonks and Lupin are reaching their pockets. You can guess what's there. The dream kind of ends here, but i had another one. I appear at what seems the street i live near at. There are some crazy people driving colourful go-carts (This dream isn't what it looks like). In the distance i see 3 people coming towards me. I turn to watch and i see the people in carts, dead or unconcious. For some reason i laugh, and walk towards the people, which are gone. I walk under some tree and say: "I know you're there". A young girl appears near me. She looks like from the old, uncoloured pictures. We start walking and the girl turns invisible again. I say: "It's strange to talk to a person, who is invisible". The dream has a cutted part here, and i'm fast forwarded to some house. There's me, the girl, and 2 women. One of the woman is dressed like Cleopatra, the other i can't remember. Cleopatra seems to laugh at the fact that the girl can turn invisible. The other woman asks, and the girl does that. The "normal" woman says: "This girl has been bitten by a vampire 7 years ago." Cleopatra laughs again. I look around the room, and im like 2 metres away from where the door should be (There's no door there, just the hole for it). I look closely through the "door" and i see a ray of light appearing in the darkness (for the ones that can't guess this: Someone opened the door to the outside). A very small piece of black cloak appears at the side of the "door". I feel myself being slowly driven to the entrance, by some invisible force. The women are still discussing. I'm driven to the door, and the dream ends.

[Kangaxx]

The dream begins at a few (3-4-5) floor house. Me, some guy and some girl are climbing the stairs, laughing (that kind of means we're pretty happy). Eventually we get to the floor we need and there's a door on the right. We have the key needed, but the door still struggles to open. At the same time when we finally open the door an old woman appears. She says: "Let me help you." And draws a small silver revolver. Knowing what will (or should) happen we grab her gun and turn it like they do in the movies. She shoots the wall several times. It's kind of hard to explain here. In our country buildings with several floors (and houses) are layed out like this: Flats, windows to the yard, flats, windows and etc. So a man with a sniper gun (Cool story bro, he's like 3 metres away from us) appears on the window part and starts aiming at us. My friends manage to escape, but i get shot in the leg. Also, i'm being seperated by a rift from my friends (classical). The friends want to come and get me up, but i tell them to run. I'm not sure what happens to them, but i begin acting dead from this part. The man comes up to the floor i am on. He throws something that looks like a small toolbox directly at my head. The old woman (she has entered the flat) asks teh man: "Is he dead?" He answers something i can't remember. This part is fast forwarded After some hours my friends return with bandages and other medic stuff. They somehow get me up, bandage my foot, help me jump over the rift. From that part i stand up and start running with them. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

I've had this dream before for sure. Type: Horror. So, i find myself in my street (which either looks 40 years older or 40 years younger) with another guy and 2 girls. One girl is a lot younger than all of us (i'd say like 9). Let's call her Caroline. So we sit down somewhere, i can see a bridge right beside me (Note: a bridge is quite far from my street). The bridge is made out of, what seems, concrete. For some reason Caroline starts randomly throwing stuff at me. We start talking about something. The only sentence i remember is me saying: "If you can lick my boots, you can suck my c*ck" (I'm a cunt y/n?) After this, the other girl, me and the guy leave. We end up at something that seems another street (which is near mine). The place is all covered in flora, and the only thing that was made by man (besides buildings) is a triangle on a pole. It's made out of wood, except for the triangle's front part (which is glass). Through the glass i can see a picture of a man. This part is fast forwarded I find myself turned into a demon (My form is from a game, there's an attachment of how it looks) and there are 2 more demons around me. It's night. A very dark night. It's so dark that you can nearly touch the darkness. There's a building right next to me. It seems it's an abandoned electricity station (I judge that by the tesla on the top). In the darkness (I could bet we have better vision than humans, or a sense for humans) i see a group of kids with cameras running from left to right. I zoom in (I remember only how one kid looks) and see that one of them wears a winter cap (looks like the christmas elf one, only purple and without the bubble thingy on top) and holds a camera with three legs (you know the ones). Few seconds after we leap into the air. I can't remember anything except for death screams. Again, i appear at a building that has quite a number of flats. This time there are a lot more people and thus, a lot more demons. I still look the same. We're slaughtering ever person met. I kill 2, 1 with some kind of gun. After we "finish" the building, we run to the street. Even though, we're in the middle of the street, no one sees us. The cars are still driving through the street. Someone greets us, and i can't remember either he was visible or not. He says: "Hah, i was just checking if you can still do it. Now let's have some fun!" A bus was driving nearby, suddenly it twists, drops on his side and bashes into the street. Quite a big hole opens. There's a passage which was made when the bus crashed. Through the hole i can see something that reminds me of hell. The light there is certainly created by fire, as it is unstable and it gives the fire light feeling. As i begin slowly walking towards "hell" big, red letters appear. "Welcome to * * of Hellbourne. (It could of been Pits or something like that) The dream ends here.

[AURON]

well, minus the part where you started walking to hell...it was a good read

[Kangaxx]

I just remembered a very short dream i had (today) Type: Unknown. So i'm walking down some street (unknown city). It is day and we decide to walk through some alley (genius). We pass through some gate looking thingy (you know the "walls" in the basketball courts), and there's a rapper guy standing next to some door with a cd player on his shoulder. Suddenly huge BASS is unleashed, the ground is shaking (Note: I NEVER EVER liked techno music). The girl starts complaining and we move onward. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Short dream is short Type: Detective. (wut?) I appear in some kind office. There's a woman sitting besides a desk. She shows and leads me to some other room. She draws scissors (toe nail clippers) and begins: "There were 201 people in the party. 150 people left it alive. You killed 21 person with this (^)" She hands me the scissors. I run out of the room, downstairs, throw them into a fridge and run into the street. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Type: Really messy dream. I appear in my school. I walk into the place where we get ready for sports class. Everybody's already there, so i sit down at my usual place. My friend to my right tells me something, and we start fighting over it. Shortly after, i push him into the wall and he knocks his head very heavily. Blood starts seeping. For some unknown reason his dad appears at the door, takes me and the friend to his car. He drives me to some shop and says: "Go buy a hat" (wat) So, i enter the building and i'm instantly teleported on my way home. I sit down at a bench waiting for them to come. They never do. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Type: Is this an LD? I'm in my aunt's house lying in the bed. I know this place very well, because i used to spend my summer there. I get up and look at the light switch, but instead of the actual button there's a TV screen. I start thinking: "Hey, wait a minute" I decide to turn myself into some blue balrog looking thing. The dream is cut off from here and hard to remember. Well, the dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Type: Horror So, i find myself in my friends house and we're playing some game. I decide to leave and he says that he will lead me to the bus stop and wait for the bus. When we exit his house, we notice that there's nobody around. I think: "Well, i'ts nearly night time". When we reach the bus stop, we freak out. This is one of the most busy streets in the whole city and there's no cars, no people! My friend decides to come with me and check if my place is also empty. The bus arrives and we get into it. The last bus stop is near, but suddenly the bus fills with people in like 2 seconds. The bus door opens and i see 2 guys with bikes (I know them) getting on the bus. For some strange reason, they greated my friend (which they don't know). One of the guy greets some girl and starts moving like he is going to kiss her, but i see that he's moving towards her neck. I go: "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" He hits me and goes: "Come here" I grab his arms, push him towards myself and kick at the same time with as much strength as i have. He flies like a rag doll towards the door. People start turning their heads and staring at us. Then they start smiling, revealing their sharp teeth. I shout: "Fight!" So we start beating em up, but of course they're stronger and there are lots of them. My friend dies (or is bitten) and i either crash through the window or somehow escape, because i wake up at my home. I don't remember anything what happened, but i noticed that i can change to a vampire for a while. Every time i do it, some black bug runs through my hand. I think: "Well this will help me" So i start doing researches. I find that aliens from some planet closer to the sun (Shade suggested Mercury, but i doubt). They sended some troops into planet Earth, which had bitten all the people where they landed. And then it spreaded like an infection. I decide to fly to their planet (how the f*ck am i going to launch my space ship and pilot it at the same time?), i find some kind of map which is one of the most interesting things in the whole dream. It looks like a planet map with bubbles (only their halfs) marking heat zones. Whenever i looked at that map it showed me how far i'd get. So i start training, eating some kind of special food. I know i have a time limit, since one day something will happen and i will be able to get at least twice further than normal. Days pass and the Day of Truth is here. I glance at the space map and it shows me that i can travel to the alien planet. I somehow manage to launch my space ship and travel there. It's cutted here. I'm at the alien leader's house, which looks like mine. I can't see the alien leader's face because he is tall, alot taller than me. His face is also blurry (alien technololgy?). We start talking about Earth. He sees that it is pretty normal to send a planet to an apocalypsis. The leader says: "So what?" "So what!? It's not like you can just send 2000 troops to another planet and kill all the inhabitants" "Why not?" The dream ends here. P.S This dream was at least 2-3 times longer than what i described. I have flashbacks of me walking through cities, buying food etc..

[Kangaxx]

I remember 2 dreams today, both we're quite short and boring. I find myself in my aunt's place. There's my sister, me and my 2 aunts there. We have 4 jobs to do. One is to go shopping, one is to go some place where you get jobs, one to collect an interview and i can't remember the last one. My aunt's went shopping and to do the thing i can't remember. Me and my sister were arguing either i should go to the place or should i collect the interview. Originally, i went collecting the interview. Whilst i was reading a newspaper that was a FAQ (how to collect an interview), my aunt that went shopping returned. A little later my sister came and said that i need a license to collect interviews. So i had to go the last place. My aunt followed me there. So we enter the place, there's some people already there, we sit on the bench. Someone's name gets called and he goes in (i forgot to mention that there was a small room). Not long before my other aunt comes, and then my sister. The dream ends while we are waiting.

[Kangaxx]

So, i appear in what seems a hall of a castle. I notice a piece of paper lying on the ground, i pick it up and read it. "The White Robes like to hide weapons in their robes. They also like to hide weapons in newer White Robes. You should say no 87% of the time someone wants to give you something... (Can't remember anything further)". Last line: "You will have troubles in class and when you exit, a man rushing through the stairs will run to you". In the class (everyone's dressed in white, even me) the teacher says: "Do you want your book?" (Directed to me) "No." The class ends and i as i exit a man rushing through the stairs comes to me. He asks something and i reply something. Then the dream returns me to time like 5-7 seconds before. I'm exiting the class and i see a balrog rushing towards me. My vision switches to Diablo II-like view. I notice that he has a name "Balrog" and below that it's his race: "Insect" (Nearly everyone knows that Balrogs are demons). Now everyone in the hall starts attacking me. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

My recall was broken and i couldn't remember any dream for the past 2 days, but today i finally remembered one: The beginning is shrouded with darkness. I can't remember anything except that i called 5 friend to embark on some epic journey. We appear in some strange place. It kinda looks like a huge castle, but there's a pond inside it. So, the point of the journey is to get out of the castle since we're stuck in it. We start at what seems the hall and we have to work our to the top. Every passage to a higher level is guarded by... a puzzle. There's these huge block standing and we have to figure what we should do to move it away (Note: They're too heavy to be pushed away normally i guess). Most of the time we have to find something in the current section and add it to the block (We can somehow call an inventory by *cough* right-clicking it *cough* the block) As we continue, we reach the pond. The key to the riddle is to leave 1 person near the block (which is on some kind of hovering platform) and for the others to go somewhere and do something. So we leave 1 guy near the block and go do that something. When we return we see that guy was kidnapped so we know that we're not alone (Great feeling, tbh). The block disappeared and we have to continue, we also have to save our friend now. So we climb onto the platform (There were lianas) and we have to use lianas to get to the top. Now there's this platform here and 2 ways to go. Both are blocked by the legendary blocks. There's nothing around us so we have to figure how to remove them. Basically the riddle was easy. One of the blocks was moveable and we had to move it a little to open both entrances. The other one disappeared. My friends instantly walk to left and i don't think they see the entrance to the right. Since this is the end of the line, we enter a room with a TV, 2 people and our kidnapped guy. They greet us and congratulate us for finishing all of the riddles. They ask us to sit down and show us some kind of movie. I keep reminding everyone that there's an entrance to the right. After the movie, we walk back to the platform i remind everyone that we could check out the other entrance. Since they disagree i ask for contacts. BAM! My right view is filled with messages "X has added you as a friend", then i see Heroes of Newerth lobby. And i still know and will always regret for not going to the right, i know something interesting was there. Damn, the dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

I'm back from mai vacashun. I'm sitting near a computer screen playing some game (I have played it, it's Pirate King Online). I play around a little, then i exit and use some lolhaxz. I can edit, what seems the server side info. Like in all games there are hidden values and such. I remember the race columns very well. There are lots of colours instead of actual values. I find the "other" race. I try it, and the game doesn't load. Then i try to look through the random color columns, but my eyes start to hurt. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

Again, I'm sitting near a computer screen and in google. I type in "magic" and click search. I scroll through websites and i enter one, which either exists or i've had it in another dream. Basically, the site is all about psychic powers. There's a book they recommend, i click the link and it brings me to another website. The dream ends here.

[Kangaxx]

COMMERCIAL'S BACKGROUND: (You will need it) There are 2 guys 2 girls "living" in one house and once a week they have to think of something funny which is connected to the mobile phone company they're working for. Type: Horror with some humour. So it all begins from the commercial, one of the guys and one of the girls have to split due to the end of summer. I and the guy (I'm not a gurl) get teleported to the sea and swimming at insane speeds. We're swimming to some shore, but we get called to a concert happening on another shore. So we swim back, get on the island. Then we get teleported to a ship (!) and our "normal trip" doesn't last long at all. Tyranids (Warhammer 40 000 lore) take over the ship. They slaughter everything in their path except me and the commercial guy (He, for some strange reason, turned into the Mountain King from WCIII). There's a slight mistake here, Tyranids are supposed to devour EVERY living thing in their path. I notice that they have a leader, which turns his victims into Tyranids. From this part on a thought keeps following me: "What would happen if i die?" and fear follows me onward. I try to escape the ship several times, swimming at insane speeds, but i get dragged back by something. (Note: Tyranids are very powerful psychics in WH 40k lore) We're closing to the island the Tyranids want to go to. I jump out of the ship like for the 4th time and swim at insane speeds. A demonic voice follows me: "Stupid humans". I find myself at what looks like an underwater bear trap, except it's horizontal and like 6 metres in size. It slowly closes upon me and everything turns black. I appear in the island and no one even notices me there. Tyranids were hoping for that (probably). We start walking and i count the Tyranids (about 6-8). We're walking through a forest path, but the sides are like 1-2 metre size steep hills. I notice humans of about 16-17 years old and younger. They start attacking tyranids. Most of them are holding bows. I remember this exact part, where a Tyranid starts climbing up, but some kid kicks him down off the hill. The Tyranid manages to grab him and starts dragging down, the kid tries to hit him with a fist, but what can you do when you're getting eaten alive? The Tyranids start the killing and the Mountain King (the commercial guy) joins them, but i decide to wait. After like 5 mins they climb down and i notice only 1 casualty, the Tyranid leader. I ask where is he and one of the Tyranids point to the top where his body is lying. We start walking down the path again and some car filled with men (15 is stuck in my head) drives down, one of the Tyranids is trying to chase it, but the car is too fast. We reach the end of the road and a field of corn/rye is in front of us. A little further there's this barn, so we decide to make a camp there. What amazes me is white tigers attached to poles in the field. We split, so me and the commercial guy (who's still that Mountain King) take a shorter path. We reach some kind of shack where you would put your brooms/rakes and etc.. I tell him: "Let's switch sides" "Okay" "Only when in combat" So Tyranids are sitting in some shack nearby with a fire and some uncooked meat, the Mountain King guy comes up to them: "(My name, not my real name) says it would be fun to go the cinema" (Looks like a coded message) We all nervously laugh. I sit near the fire, pick up the meat (looks like human meat) and look at the nearest tree. I notice bee nests, but at least 6 times bigger. Nearly the size of a house. The nest looks empty... Suddenly, there's this huge black dog running towards me (size of a bear), so i start running away and everyone is shouting for me to come back. I reach some bushes and stop, the dog runs through me. Spins and tries to attack me again. Benny Hill music (Yakety Yak or w/e) plays for like 3 seconds. A woman appears from the nearby forest and i ask her to take off the dogs. She says something i can't remember. The dream ends here, but there's a lot more i think... Pictures and stuff about Tyranids: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyranids http://war3.incgamers.com/uploads/07...wOptimized.jpg ^ Picture of the Mountain King.