Thread: Earth's Dream Journal

Dream #2
Date: Wednsday August, 26
Setting: outdoors
Dc's Present: Yep
Lucid: NO =(
Induction: none
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My Mom and i are in our Honda pilot In a video store parking lot.
For some reason we didn't go in the store we were just sitting there untill some guy yells " This jump is for MEN only!" and my mom freaks out and races across the road yelling " We'll see about that!". We cross the road, Pass the picinic benches where the trucker guy yelled and go down the jump (which is a hill with tire tracks near a metal roofed big building) and land on the metal roofed building. We drive off of the roof and go up and down the jump multiple times. Lenney and Carl from the simpsons yell comments at us like "woohoo!" and "ride it" for some reason untill we run out of gas and I wake up.

Dream #3
Date: Thursday August, 27
Setting: odd sewer
Dc's present: Briefly
Lucid: no
Induction: none
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I find myself in an odd sewer drainage thing with no roof and i walk around for a bit untill i find my parents in a really weird small house.
My brother and dad are going to O'Hare and I stay home Untill i realize my brother forgot his lacross sticks and i grab them
and teleport my brother to the house give him the sticks and teleport us to O'Hare.
I randomly teleport to a building called the poly-warehouse which is a government building where democrats debate.
I am given a tour by a CIA operative and I am shown a room labeled Texawaia And i say "Ahh Texawaia the place where texans can fight Hawians."
And enter. I see people in cowboy hats fighting tan people armed with pineapples .
I exit through a grey door to a magnifigant courtyard filled with a concrete wave fountain. I wake up.

Dream snippets
Things that dont need thier own post ill just update this post.
1. My brother rolls over an ATV and dies. For some reason we burn all of the furniture.
2. I am chased by a giant elf. Its the leader elf choclatier and i push over cabinets behind my to make him go away.
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Dream #4
Ive changed the format of my dream journal and cut out the setting lucid ect.
I am in an arcade with my famiy and my grandfather gives my two quarters.
Then some random old guy DC with a grey mustache and a cowboy outfit goes to a vending maciene and yells in a very child-like manner
"I've saves up'd my quarters so i can buy a prostitute!" then he says "Bisexual, gay, straight omnisexual, elephantasexual we've got quite a spread here." lol
I then exit the arcade and outside I start talking to my grandpa about the yellow signs everywhere and he says its a rival landscape company and its stealing our customers.
He then explains they have Two mobile garbage rollers ind we have one. so we get behind this dumpster on wheels with a desk chair strapped to the back and we roll down the highway.
All of those yellow signs fly into the dumpster. somewhere along the line the highway turns into a grocerey store and we ride along the road but there are apple speedbumps. I wake up.

Dream #5

Im at a new jersey skate shop. I jump up and grind a 4in tall rail really well untill I win a compitition I didn't know I entered. Weird symbols telling us who won floated above all of the people who entered the compitition's heads. I walk into the really dimly lit store and the guy behind the counter doese'nt give me anything for winning but gives away stuff to everyone else and says "better luck next year".
I wake up.

Dream #5

I use DEILD to go to sleep and it works amazingly twice!
(semilucid very confused state) I am jumping on a giant slide placed inside of this elven choclate factory but IRL it would have never stood as it was very lopsided. I was racing my old classmates and my brother up and down it.
I am the last one on and i get stuck for likea minute. I get really frusterated and start yelling why cant I lucid dream! I go to the bathroom and try to remember how to lucid lol my brother bursts into the bathroom and says
"Do a reality check, Dumbass" I call him a jerk and tell him to get out of the bathroom. I wake up

P.S. Thanks for reading feel free to post comments.